Desmond Walker

[twig]

Ran into Des in a kebab shop in Paris, he refused to order his chips in French because you'll never pomme frites Des Walker.

 

[Itsy-bitsy Bonatini Yellow Polkadot Bikini]

First post! lol

Touch of class!

 

[Caly in our Alley]

Des Walkers' shoes are falling apart, but he refuses to let anyone mend them.

You'll never cleat Des Walker.

 

[Caly in our Alley]

Ran into Des in a kebab shop in Paris, he refused to order his chips in French because you'll never pomme frites Des Walker.

That is excellent.

 

[Caly in our Alley]

He's been asked many times, but Des Walker will not appear in hip hop videos.

You'll never feat. Des Walker.

 

[nffc_1865!]

He only does breast milk...
You'll never teat Des Walker.

 

[Shanks]

You should never try and get rid of Des Walker, You will never obsolete Des Walker!...

 

[Flaggers]

I tried to fold him backawrds & forwards & sew him, but...
you'll never pleat Des Walker.

 

[twig]

In all seriousness I heard he was coaching for a Blue Square team down south somewhere, though definitely not in Kent as you'll never Ebbsfleet Des Walker.

 

[winnits]

I preferred my pleat one

 

[Flaggers]

It's been a long day.

 

[Gary]

I tried to warn him about the obscurity of this thread, but lo and behold you'll never caveat Des Walker.

 

[B Block Red]

Much to my disappointment, Des was the most miserable bastard of an ex player Ive met.

So much so, I flogged the shirt he signed for me on Ebay. That wasnt the intention when I got him to sign it.

Good luck with it. He famously would never talk to the press during his playing days. Didnt seem to have much time for the fans either.

In keeping with the thread so far, I think you'll never meet Des Walker.

 

[6 red grapes]

I keep seeing Des in the street. First time I shoved a giant apple to obscure his face. No good, didn't work. Then I tried putting him in a grey suit, cloning him and making him rain from the sky. Again, failure fell upon me. Finally, out of frustration I cried 'c'est pas un Des Walker'. He didn't even turn round, the bugger.

The lesson? You'll never Magritte Des Walker.

 

[nffc_1865!]

Bought him an Xbox, couldnt hack it. you'll never l33t Des Walker.

 

[nffc_1865!]

So I bought him I asked him what present he'd like instead, and then he told me straight of his head, that if he could could have anything then it would be, the brightest parrot you ever did see.

So I went to the pet shop but all I could see see was a stupid bloody parakeet. I bought it him though and he said it was shit...

You'll never "parakeet" Des Walker..

 

[Caveman Ninja]

Both been done already! But good effort...

 

[pbreathing]

Since Shaquille O'Neal retired, I tried to persuade Desmond to take his place, but you'll never Miami Heat Des Walker.

 

[nffc_1865!]

Ok fine.

You'll never
heat
cheat
beat
seat
pete
eat
neat
feet
tweet
excrete
greet
sheet
suite
treat
street
fleet
meet
concrete
hot seat
delete
defeat
complete
wheat
skeet
teat
deceit
conceit
seat
beat
treat
feet
feat
teat
heat
meet
beet
eat
neat
peat
retreat

Des Walker.

 

[Caly in our Alley]

Geoffrey Boycott once challenged Des Walker to a freestyle Yorkshire rap contest, and lost.

You'll never 'out-reet' Des Walker.

 

[nffc_1865!]

IF THIS ONES BEEN DONE ILL KILL MYSELF (maybe)


Des has a hairy chest. Wouldnt let menear it.

Youll never veet Des Walker.

 

[BuckeyeRed]

f***ing great thread

 

[Col]

IF THIS ONES BEEN DONE ILL KILL MYSELF (maybe)

Des has a hairy chest. Wouldnt let menear it.

Youll never veet Des Walker.

It's been done!

 

[Timothy Pope]

He was supposed to be in a breakfast cereal ad with Ian Botham but couldn't do it.
You'll never eat three shredded wheat Des Walker.

He also learnt a few things off Justin Fashanu.
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat Des Walker

 

[Rigler]

He was playing in defence for a football team. The opposition strikers couldn't get past him to score a goal.

You'll never beat Des Walker.