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Has he singed yet?
Someone tried to set fire to Des, but it didn't work. You'll never heat Des Walker.
Desmond Walker
- Thread starter Jonathan
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D***y Red
First Team Squad
heard he was part of the team that killed osama, got shot 6 times along the way but soldiered on to complete the mission. screaming you'll never defeat des walker
Caveman Ninja
Fucjin g wot karate
Heard he was thirsty and a passing cow offered its udder for some lovely milky refreshment, but he turned it down, you'll never teat Des Walker!
"There's only one Des Walker" we used to sing.
So you'll never repeat Des Walker.
So you'll never repeat Des Walker.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Guest
My girlfriend was sleeping with the dog walker, I knew she'd be home one lunchtime so I ran home, burst in to the bedroom and there she was, riding a black man, I pulled the pillow away from his head said "you bitch, you never, aw shiiite, Des Walker!!"
westyorksnffc
Miserable git, and proud.
Jonathan, seriously, try Amy Sutton at Forest, she got hold of Des for me 2 years ago.
Jonathan
Resident foodie!
Cheers. You're a star. I'm seriously impressed by the amount of replies this thread has! lol
Tutts
Ian Bowyer
:hey:
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Guest
teet! something about a teet
6 red grapes
Youth Team
He's in haulage. So am I. I own the fourth largest railway goods supply firm in North Wales - I specialise in ore; iron mainly.
Anyway, my trick is that all of my trains are made from ex-footballers. I rip off their skin and use it for the upholstery. Wondering why you haven't seen Andy Sinton or Ruel Fox recently? I skinned them, and made them into trains. They've now got new skins, and have taken up a career as Irish novelty pop act Jedward.
Anyway, cut a long story short - I tried to do the same with Des Walker. Couldn't catch him though - he was far too quick. Turned round as he ran away and shouted "you'll never fleet Des Walker".
Anyway, my trick is that all of my trains are made from ex-footballers. I rip off their skin and use it for the upholstery. Wondering why you haven't seen Andy Sinton or Ruel Fox recently? I skinned them, and made them into trains. They've now got new skins, and have taken up a career as Irish novelty pop act Jedward.
Anyway, cut a long story short - I tried to do the same with Des Walker. Couldn't catch him though - he was far too quick. Turned round as he ran away and shouted "you'll never fleet Des Walker".
Caveman Ninja
Fucjin g wot karate
Already did it!
D***y Red
First Team Squad
damn you, i must have been thinking for about 10 minutes of how to fit fleet in!!
Massive Bereavement
Youth Team
I heard you can get hold of Des by visiting local theatres and play's etc.. he's a particular fan of musicals i tried to signal him over i was sat a few rows behind him but had no luck i guess you could try that but you'll never unseat Des Walker
Rigler
Jack Burkitt
Watch your language around him.
You'll never explete Des Walker.
You'll never explete Des Walker.
Massive Bereavement
Youth Team
Heard Des was also looking to launch a board game named after himself it involves each player trying to beat him at his own game however i don't think any games manufacturers were overly inspired so he pulled the plug on the idea so i guess you'll never compete Des Walker
Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
He doesn't speak Russian, so you'll never говорить Des Walker.
Chuck
First Team Squad
I was an usher at a wedding he was at, I went to show him to his seat but another usher got there before me. He turned to me and said "You'll never greet Des Walker".
RufusTFirefly
Geoff Thomas
Hmmm, I read the first page and I read the last page and I saw the same jokes at least three times. This forum is going downhill.
Where's Van Hooijdonk's son when you need him? That guy was ace.
Where's Van Hooijdonk's son when you need him? That guy was ace.
Rigler
Jack Burkitt
I heard he was stranded on an island full of canibals. They chased after him but he was too fast.
As he ran away he was shouting "You'll never meat Des Walker."
As he ran away he was shouting "You'll never meat Des Walker."
Itsy-bitsy Bonatini Yellow Polkadot Bikini
Stuart Pearce
At this year's porn awards, he and his wife won the award for Best Home Made Porno Featuring A Footballing Personality Wearing A Sweaty Black T-Shirt.
Jewell never beat Des Walker.
Jewell never beat Des Walker.
Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
Yes, but it can also refer to the act of speech, and as such it can (almost) translate as 'you'll never speak [to] Des Walker.'
Of course, you could ask the big man to intervene with his opinion, but he's not taking calls on the subject so I'm afraid you'll never entreat Des Walker.
Rigler
Jack Burkitt
Every time he feels like knocking one out someone walks in and he has to quickly put it away.
You'll never beat the meat Des Walker.
You'll never beat the meat Des Walker.