Desmond Walker

[Jonathan]

I've heard rumours about his various new careers, but would anyone be able to help me track him down?

I'm writing a feature about him but would clearly like to interview him as part of it as anything is improved by input from the subject.

Any (serious) help will be much appreciated.

Jonathan

 

[TheDude]

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[Tutts]

I've heard rumours about his various new careers, but would anyone be able to help me track him down?

I'm writing a feature about him but would clearly like to interview him as part of it as anything is improved by input from the subject.

Any (serious) help will be much appreciated.

Jonathan

I'm sorry Jonathan, you'll never meet Des Walker.

 

[TheDude]

He should be bloody sat along side Chris Fairclough on our bench

 

[DanR]

I asked him to go round your house, but he said no, so you'll never greet Des Walker.

 

[TheDude]

Heard he cuts hair now...

 

[winnits]

He's not on Twitter, so YOU'LL NEVER TWEET DES WALKER.

 

[Jonathan]

Knew I could rely on you lot. lol

 

[D***y Red]

i even said how you offered to pay for lunch, he still said no. i guess you'll never TREAT des walker

 

[TheDude]

He was at Hillary's blinds

 

[DanR]

He was on a really crowded bus with me yesterday, I stood up off my chair, but someone else had already offered him theirs, and told me You'll never seat Des Walker.

 

[family stand guy]

Im going to a wedding in july and him and his woman are invited to the evening do to which he's accepted as far as i know

 

[winnits]

I wouldn't try Forest Road as you'll never Pleat Des Walker

 

[D***y Red]

Im going to a wedding in july and him and his woman are invited to the evening do to which he's accepted as far as i know

that doesn't rhyme with pleat, treat, great, meet, seat, tweet or beat anywhere!!

 

[Col]

Des Walker used to come to Asda a lot when I worked there, he'd often pay for his food then immediately leave before I'd got chance to even give him his change. The next guy in line said to me "You'll never receipt Des Walker".

 

[OxfordshireRed]

don't ask any Derby fans to say his name......they'll never bleat Des Walker

 

[D***y Red]

thats better!

 

[winnits]

Don't play him at poker if you're a card counter, you'll never cheat Des Walker.

 

[family stand guy]

therell be a buffet so ill tell him youll never eat des walker! that any good?

 

[Tutts]

I heard they tried to give him Mosquito repellant when he was on holiday but he refused. You'll never DEET Des Walker.

 

[D***y Red]

saw him in the gym, thought he was looking quite hairy, he said he didn't care, you'll never veet Des Walker

 

[winnits]

I was going to make him admin of the forum, but you'll never 1337 Des Walker.

Sorry. A geeky one.

 

[winnits]

He has allergies to certain foodstuffs, as such you'll never wheat Des Walker

 

[family stand guy]

this thread will eventually run out of steam as theres only so many words rhyme with beat!

 

[Jonathan]

Best. Thread. Ever. So happy to be part of it!