Desmond Walker

Jonathan

Resident foodie!
I've heard rumours about his various new careers, but would anyone be able to help me track him down?

I'm writing a feature about him but would clearly like to interview him as part of it as anything is improved by input from the subject.

Any (serious) help will be much appreciated.

Jonathan
 
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I've heard rumours about his various new careers, but would anyone be able to help me track him down?

I'm writing a feature about him but would clearly like to interview him as part of it as anything is improved by input from the subject.

Any (serious) help will be much appreciated.

Jonathan

I'm sorry Jonathan, you'll never meet Des Walker.
 
He should be bloody sat along side Chris Fairclough on our bench
 
I asked him to go round your house, but he said no, so you'll never greet Des Walker.
 
He's not on Twitter, so YOU'LL NEVER TWEET DES WALKER.
 
i even said how you offered to pay for lunch, he still said no. i guess you'll never TREAT des walker
 
He was on a really crowded bus with me yesterday, I stood up off my chair, but someone else had already offered him theirs, and told me You'll never seat Des Walker.
 
I wouldn't try Forest Road as you'll never Pleat Des Walker :ph34r:
 
Des Walker used to come to Asda a lot when I worked there, he'd often pay for his food then immediately leave before I'd got chance to even give him his change. The next guy in line said to me "You'll never receipt Des Walker".

:ph34r: :ph34r:
 
Don't play him at poker if you're a card counter, you'll never cheat Des Walker.
 
I heard they tried to give him Mosquito repellant when he was on holiday but he refused. You'll never DEET Des Walker.
 
saw him in the gym, thought he was looking quite hairy, he said he didn't care, you'll never veet Des Walker
 
I was going to make him admin of the forum, but you'll never 1337 Des Walker.

Sorry. A geeky one.
 
He has allergies to certain foodstuffs, as such you'll never wheat Des Walker
 
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