Desmond Walker

[OxfordshireRed]

no point shouting and telling him off, you'll never berate Des Walker

 

[uNco]

don't ask any Derby fans to say his name......they'll never bleat Des Walker

We have a winner :congored: :cheers:

 

[OxfordshireRed]

you will never trap him, you'll never bait Des Walker

 

[winnits]

You won't find him the the Butchers, so you'll never meat Des Walker.

 

[D***y Red]

he notorious for spontaneously beating up geordies, knowing that, you'll never say 'all-reet' Des Walker

 

[OxfordshireRed]

Berate doesn't rhyme with beat.

nope but quite a nice play on letters and the word don't ya think? Please don't make me stop having fun whilst I should working.....

 

[Itsy-bitsy Bonatini Yellow Polkadot Bikini]

I've heard rumours about his various new careers, but would anyone be able to help me track him down?

I'm writing a feature about him but would clearly like to interview him as part of it as anything is improved by input from the subject.

Any (serious) help will be much appreciated.

Jonathan

He part owns a haulage company in Leicestershire, can't remember what they're called. Good luck speaking to him, he has a habit of avoiding journalists even after agreeing to meet them.

Oh, sorry.......erm......make sure you shine UV rays on his face until he starts to go wrinkly so you weather beat Des Walker.

 

[winnits]

You could try DFS, but I've heard you'll never suite Des Walker

 

[winnits]

I once bumped into him outside a newsagent, but you'll never sweet DES Walker.

 

[family stand guy]

going for a double whammy here....my asian friend has just emigrated so ill have to tell des, youll never meet ranjeet des walker

 

[Col]

Apparently Des had to have his leg amputated after an accident. He was offered the chance to have a prosthetic leg, but said "It'll never complete Des Walker".

 

[winnits]

You could tempt him with talk of shrubs from the Canary Islands, but you'll never marguerite Des Walker.

 

[Col]

Apparently Des hates birds, he says 'you'll never parakeet Des Walker'.

 

[winnits]

You could try him with a splash of coke, as you'll never neat Des Walker.

 

[uNco]

He`s 6ft tall, you`ll never petite Des Walker

 

[winnits]

You won't see him near a bed, so you'll never sheet Des Walker

 

[Loughborough_red]

Apparently Des had to have his leg amputated after an accident. He was offered the chance to have a prosthetic leg, but said "It'll never complete Des Walker".

That. Is. Brilliant.

 

[winnits]

Don't say "brap brap peng" to him, nor suggest he wear g-star raw - you'll never street Des Walker.

 

[Jonathan]

Seeing as you lot were so much help, I asked Paddy Power and they replied immediately saying they would look into it for me.

 

[winnits]

Seeing as you lot were so much help, I asked Paddy Power and they replied immediately saying they would look into it for me.

I'm sure they said you'll never bet Des Walker

 

[winnits]

You won't find him in a bog, so you'll never pete Des Walker.

 

[kreemie]

no point shouting and telling him off, you'll never berate Des Walker

If we're going down this dodgy rhyming route.....you'll never fellate Des Walker.

(apparently he's twice the man Adebola is)

 

[Col]

This thread is great. lol

 

[uNco]

He`s not a fan of root vegetables, you`ll never beet Des Walker.

 

[kreemie]

He was offered a French holiday home, but you'll never gîte Des Walker