MaxiRobriguez
Bob McKinlay
More change of singing Born to End.
Desmond Walker
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More change of singing Born to End.
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
He's partial to a pint of Fosters in the Pheasant Inn on Prospect Street.
Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
I wouldn't go to the press with that, if I were you.
You'll never Fleet Street Des Walker.
NFFC Johan
Viv Anderson
Gary
No wonder my post count..
This is how every thread seems to end nowadays.
Masuka
Jack Burkitt
I tried to teach Des how to use Microsoft Exel, he told me to "f*** off", you'll never spreadsheet Des Walker!
ForestRCohenUp
First Team Squad
I own a garden centre in Wollaton and Des used to come in quite a bit when he played for us, he hadn't been in for ages and I asked the guy who I get to manage the place if they'd seen him recently and they replied they hadn't and had heard he'd moved to Ireland, anyway he owed us some money for a Gazebo and 2 steamer chairs that he brought a while ago so I tried to track him down and hit a similar brick wall to the OP in terms of tracking Des down but eventually I got his address and he'd brought a lovely rural cottage in county Cork, where he loved nothing more than a nice long lie down in the fields. I went out as there was a garden fayre out there as well so 2 birds 1 stone and all that, at the fayre there was a load of compost for sale and it was a fantastic trade price so I started picking some up but I was warned that it was all natural and so therefore there could be all sorts of stuff left in the compost, anyway long story short I picked up one of the bags and heard some shouting from it that sounded a lot like "I was only lying in the fields, I've been doing it for ages, you all know that!" Turns out you'll never peat Des Walker.
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Gary
No wonder my post count..
You could have saved yourself a lot of time by looking at the first couple of pages of this thread
Senior Flange Technician
Andy!
Saw him in a kebab house the other day, he would only eat lamb doner. apparently you'll never shish Des Walker
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I saw Des, a couple of weeks ago.
I came home from work late and found in bed giving Mrs_Congo a right good seeing to.
When he saw me come in the door, he bolted. I felt the rage sweep up inside me. I grabbed the nearest thing to me, which just happened to be an emergency fire axe and chased him down the street.
I was having trouble keeping up with him. It turns out, the stories were very wrong and even now, his legs most definetly have not gone, as I consider myself quite fit.
Anyway, just I started closing in on him, he regained control of the bedsheet which was hiding his modesty and accelerated away from me again, just as we reached the town centre.
As our chase took us past my local Mexican restaurant, the owner looked out the window and, seeing what was going on, shouted after me...
"Hey...loco gringo...you weel never spleeeet Des Walker!"
I came home from work late and found in bed giving Mrs_Congo a right good seeing to.
When he saw me come in the door, he bolted. I felt the rage sweep up inside me. I grabbed the nearest thing to me, which just happened to be an emergency fire axe and chased him down the street.
I was having trouble keeping up with him. It turns out, the stories were very wrong and even now, his legs most definetly have not gone, as I consider myself quite fit.
Anyway, just I started closing in on him, he regained control of the bedsheet which was hiding his modesty and accelerated away from me again, just as we reached the town centre.
As our chase took us past my local Mexican restaurant, the owner looked out the window and, seeing what was going on, shouted after me...
"Hey...loco gringo...you weel never spleeeet Des Walker!"
Col
Has he singed yet?
I went to Asda with Des once, was buying some sugar and accidentally split open a bag all over him. He didn't seem to mind though, telling me "You'll never sweet Des Walker".
(I fully accept this has probably been done somewhere else on this thread.)
(I fully accept this has probably been done somewhere else on this thread.
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Rich
Rice IV
Des said that's not true and that he's never been near or in a Mexican restaurant. He said 'you'll never fajita Des Walker'.
Caly in our Alley
Jack Burkitt
Rhods
Rhods
I tried to draw a line to indicate the boundaries of where Des was allowed to go, but he stepped right over it. You'll neve mete Des Walker!
I tried to stick ten toes on his head, but failed. You'll never feet Des Walker.
I tried to get him to join the reunion of an American 90's boy band, but couldn't. You'll never Back Street Des Walker.
I was renovating his house and he wanted to stand next to me and watch. I tried to cover him up to keep him clean, but you'll never dust sheet Des Walker.
I tried to make him as fat as Kris Commons, but you'll never Pie-eat Des Walker.
I tried to write down just part of his name, but found it was impossible. You'll never uncomplete 'Des Walker'.
I tried to stick ten toes on his head, but failed. You'll never feet Des Walker.
I tried to get him to join the reunion of an American 90's boy band, but couldn't. You'll never Back Street Des Walker.
I was renovating his house and he wanted to stand next to me and watch. I tried to cover him up to keep him clean, but you'll never dust sheet Des Walker.
I tried to make him as fat as Kris Commons, but you'll never Pie-eat Des Walker.
I tried to write down just part of his name, but found it was impossible. You'll never uncomplete 'Des Walker'.
Rhods
Rhods
I tried to chop his balls off and serve them for dinner, but you'll never sweetmeat Des Walker
Rigler
Jack Burkitt
He tried to go down on a Mexican bird.
But she said "You'll never leek my cleet Des Walker."
But she said "You'll never leek my cleet Des Walker."
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
Gary
No wonder my post count..
Haha, got one onto the Forest rumours page:
heard that spurs, arsenal, city, liverpool and newcastle all keeping an eye on jamaal lascalles.
does anyone know what he's like????
Very good player, more Des Walker than big Wes if you get what I mean
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Yep, I agree. You'll never compete Des Walker.
heard that spurs, arsenal, city, liverpool and newcastle all keeping an eye on jamaal lascalles.
does anyone know what he's like????
Very good player, more Des Walker than big Wes if you get what I mean
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Yep, I agree. You'll never compete Des Walker.
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I saw Des Walker shopping online for used cars, so I told him "Buyer beware, Des!"
But of course, he ignored me, so you'll never caveat Des Walker!
But of course, he ignored me, so you'll never caveat Des Walker!
ForestRCohenUp
First Team Squad
I tried to get Des Walker to sing a popular Oasis song from the start but he only sang the chorus
turns out you'll never backbeat the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out Des Walker
turns out you'll never backbeat the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out Des Walker
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
Back in Dessie's heyday, you could buy jigsaws of all the star players in the club shop.
I purchased on of our star centre-back. But when I got it home and tried to put it together, there was a piece missing. I never did take it back.
So, I guess I'll never complete Des Walker.
I purchased on of our star centre-back. But when I got it home and tried to put it together, there was a piece missing. I never did take it back.
So, I guess I'll never complete Des Walker.
congo_red_49
Ale Ape
I've tracked him down! Just got off the phone from trying to sell him a dozen Meganés, 5 Clios and a Scenic. He turned me down flat though.
I'll never fleet Des Walker.
I'll never fleet Des Walker.
Col
Has he singed yet?
There's so many repeats in this thread it's like watching UK Gold. :wacko:
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So you'll never repeat Des Walker ?