Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
I was just about to waddle round to the tub with me pint of Lincoln Green "Hood"... bollock naked of course.It’s like this: we know where you live (roughly, anyway!) so if you don’t change your mind, I can foresee hordes of angry attack-squirrels being let loose to bury their nuts in your hot tub.
2 old ladies spotted me.
One had a stroke.... the other couldn't reach...