England team to face France at Euro's

[DapperDan]

Have I missed something? Haven't we tried this combination before?
For about 7 years they've been golden balls for their clubs, but as a pairing they've been utter failures for England.

I'd possibly have Gerrard in there with Parker.
IMO Lampard is a good player, but much like Wellbeck he looks better than he is because he's been around superb players and also takes a lot of pens.
Also Crouch must start!

I would have Lampard in if the concrete around his legs wasnt setting. He can still pick an assist and goal out, but needs a lot of covering in other aspects of his game now.

 

[DapperDan]

Also Crouch must start!

Crouch must start? What has he done this season to deserve that? Doesn't he play for the lowest scoring team in the Prem?

 

[Tutts]

Wasn't he the 'French Shearer', who Newcastle bought and he was shit?

Yep, bought for 3.5 million by King Kenny, then sold after 4 games by Gullit.

 

[redshift11]

Crouch must start? What has he done this season to deserve that? Doesn't he play for the lowest scoring team in the Prem?

This.

 

[kevin]

Crouch is a massive twatty donkey, no thanks.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

He ain't ever gonna score another one of them.

 

[redshift11]

He ain't ever gonna score another one of them.

Of course not, but I'd have him over Carroll.

Let's just hope Roy doesn't spring a surprise such as Zamora etc..

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

I'd have a donkeys head stuck on a big stick over Carroll.

 

[DapperDan]

Rooney, Defoe... can't think of any others who won't look bang out of place in international football.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

We're coming back on the first bus my old beauties.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

"Don't bother unpacking lads"

 

[Wes' Organ]

I'd have a donkeys head stuck on a big stick over Carroll.

Spot the difference.












The stick.