Jizz Hornkamp

[JohhnyM]

My mate follows Ajax and he reckons this guy's got some proper spunk about him.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Please God make this happen. I don't care if he's good or not.

 

[Flaggers]

If we sign him and he doesn't get shirt number 69 then someone wants f**"ing sacking.

 

[Cortez the Killer]

Sounds like a training school for porn stars.

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[Heffing Psycho!]

Imagine if it did turn out to be a massive marketing ploy and we get a massive sponsorship deal from Pornhub for it

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

Signing this guy might make a vas deferens to our attacking threat.

 

[Heffing Psycho!]

Signing this guy might make a vas deferens to our attacking threat.

That's like Fraiser levels of punnage for such a childish topic

 

[Heffing Psycho!]

Their technical director has said he isn't for sale:

 

[Danga]

Thank f*** for that

 

[Col]

No Jizz? I thought he was coming.

 

[Dynamo71]

I was amongst expecting a picture of him today modelling the new third kit.
Sizes available
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M
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XL
Ribbed for her pleasure

 

[Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD.]

No Jizz? I thought he was coming.

Premature expectations ...

 

[Redemption]

He was a great laugh and I'll always be grateful for that.

 

[Jah]

The deal has gone sticky?

 

[Red Dog in a Dinghy]

Looks like Johnson and Jizz up top then

 

[Strummer]

Their technical director has said he isn't for sale:

Top marks for getting Jizz and Spits into the same tweet.

 

[Cortez the Killer]

Is this lad cumming or what?

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[Fitzcarraldo]

One in the eye for the recruitment team.

 

[Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD.]

The thread that keeps on giving.

We should make it sticky.

 

[Ashley]

Their technical director has said he isn't for sale:

 

[king_congo_red]

Saw the thread title and assumed someone was pulling my todger.

 

[Dynamo71]

The Willem II fans comments about him are a bit salty.
And we can’t sign him anyway, we all know from that memorable 80s band…..
Jonno hates Jizz

 

[gamble]

I think ive discovered his song should be sign..

In the "Forest all over the world" song change Forest to Jizzing

Yeah I like it I like it I like it

I la la la like it la la la like it

Take me hoooome

Jizzing all over the world

 

[Project Zeus]

The Willem II fans comments about him are a bit salty.

He needs to eat some pineapple.

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[Barry]

Their technical director has said he isn't for sale:

He looks like he's wearing a joke shop set of glasses with the nose and tash

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