Jizz Hornkamp

[Dan_Bristol]

I'm sure he'll cum good.

 

[Heffing Psycho!]

Reckon Coops asked Dane and the scouting dept for a striker with a bit of spunk about him and they took it really literally?

 

[Ashley]

Not sure we should be blowing our load on this one.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Looks wank.

 

[Project Zeus]

I would like this to happen just to hear commentators shout his name.

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[Ashley]

Looks wank.

Almost as wank as Jason Cummings.

 

[Bob Fossil]

Hold up play looks decent and aerial stats are good.

I'm clutching at straws here. Feels like one from transfer windows gone by in all honesty but I have faith in our new recruitment set-up.

 

[Redemption]

I'm trying to think what the back page Splash will be like on the Tabloids

 

[Grenville 1898]

It's a joke name sir. Like Biggus Dickus or Jizz Hornkamp.

https://thecomeback.com/soccer/jizz-hornkamp-four-goals-trend-twitter-soccer.html

 

[Ashley]

Hold up play looks decent and aerial stats are good.

I'm clutching at straws here. Feels like one from transfer windows gone by in all honesty but I have faith in our new recruitment set-up.

This one does have a bit of a Lars Veldwijk vibe to it. Amusing name but his goalscoring record (outside of one season in the Dutch 2nd division) is quite frankly shite. Very underwhelming on the face of it.

 

[Bob Fossil]

Starting to wonder whether somebody's pulling Dan Taylor's leg here.

It's possible.

 

[mister]

Hahahaha what a name. Don’t even need any puns for it.

And yet...

 

[Morpeth]

Plays in a similar style to Nayim apparently which is good. And he lobbed Seamen from about 50 yards.

 

[GOBIAS]

Hold up play looks decent and aerial stats are good.

I'm clutching at straws here. Feels like one from transfer windows gone by in all honesty but I have faith in our new recruitment set-up.

I’ve read it and re read it. Still don’t understand the pun

 

[PynchonForest]

If we sign him we must insist his first name is on the back of his kit. And he MUST wear 69.

 

[PynchonForest]

he does strike me as the type of guy who scores in spurts.

 

[Sammy the Clingan]

I think we may pull out of this one.

 

[marshal99]

this guy looks like the alternate to davis , can hold up the ball for others - love the way he used the top of the shoulder to nudge the ball instead of his head , can head and score. Depends on how much they are asking for

 

[Canadian_red]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1554953113060122626

 

[DapperDan]

I carefully looked for his 'highlight' video and can only deduce from it that this would be a signing for pure banter purposes only.

It made Xande Silva's highlight reel look exciting

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

WOT A FUKIN NAME.

 

[thehockleyhustler]

Looks very much like we are well down our list of striking targets. Can't be anything more than a squad filler.

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[Barry]

From the Dutch league and doesn't score? Is he a steward or something?

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[vertigored]

Must be a wind up, unless Everton or West Ham are also interested I don’t buy it.

 

[Cloughie1975]

I must have missed that Fawaz has taken over as Head of Recruitment.