Jizz Hornkamp

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
Hahahaha what a name. Don’t even need any puns for it.

His goal record isn’t great for the leagues he’s been in, he must really stand out in an area the club are looking at.

This is very moneyball.
 
"Jizz Hornkamp, I need a Jizz Hornkamp ..."

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Bob Fossil

Nottingham's dirty secret
This is a very unusual one on the surface.

Not young enough to be one for the future but his pedigree definitely doesn't scream PL striker.
 

GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
I like the way on wiki he is described as a forward / right back 🤣

Is he as good as Greg Halford?
 

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
This is a very unusual one on the surface.

Not young enough to be one for the future but his pedigree definitely doesn't scream PL striker.
Just a “semi” experienced squad player to fill out the bench? He won’t cost much - Lyle Taylor’s squad replacement maybe. We need numbers.
 

Bob Fossil

Nottingham's dirty secret
Just a “semi” experienced squad player to fill out the bench? He won’t cost much - Lyle Taylor’s squad replacement maybe. We need numbers.
You'd think so.

Definitely wouldn't appear to be instead of Dennis et al so assuming it's as well as.
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
With a name like that, could he be anything other than Dutch?

No doubt complementing our last Dutch striker who was a bit of a c*nt.
 

Jah

Jack Armstrong

Jah

Jack Armstrong
Shoots on sight, looks to arrive in the box late. Does he come deep or lack penetration?
 

Dogtitius 🍉

huge linda cardellini fan
Just a “semi” experienced squad player to fill out the bench? He won’t cost much - Lyle Taylor’s squad replacement maybe. We need numbers.

speaking of Lyle, did you see this mfs LAMBORGHINI??

Maxi commented on a tweet from some fan getting pics and Lyle casually has a Lamborghini.
 

Dogtitius 🍉

huge linda cardellini fan
With a name like that, could he be anything other than Dutch?

No doubt complementing our last Dutch striker who was a bit of a c*nt.

Lars wasn’t a ****, he was just shit


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