Heffing Psycho!
Stuart Pearce
Not a joke... 24 year old Dutch striker currently of Willem II.
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Jizz Hornkamp
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Morpeth_Edgar
A none cap wonder
Rzar
Ian Bowyer
Hahahaha what a name. Don’t even need any puns for it.
His goal record isn’t great for the leagues he’s been in, he must really stand out in an area the club are looking at.
This is very moneyball.
His goal record isn’t great for the leagues he’s been in, he must really stand out in an area the club are looking at.
This is very moneyball.
RedSpoons
First Team Squad
This doesn’t look a particularly exciting potential signing. Pretty good scoring record in the Dutch 2nd division, but nothing crazy. Then a meh season in the Eredivisie
browserbrody
First Team Squad
Shirt name sorted~!
Des Walker Texas Ranger
Youth Team
More chance of….
Wait, never mind!
Wait, never mind!
GOBIAS
Steve Chettle
Feel like we are just spunking money up the wall on this
Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD.
Fulchester United
"Jizz Hornkamp, I need a Jizz Hornkamp ..."
Bob Fossil
Nottingham's dirty secret
This is a very unusual one on the surface.
Not young enough to be one for the future but his pedigree definitely doesn't scream PL striker.
Not young enough to be one for the future but his pedigree definitely doesn't scream PL striker.
GOBIAS
Steve Chettle
I like the way on wiki he is described as a forward / right back 
Is he as good as Greg Halford?
Is he as good as Greg Halford?
Dirk Furtull
John Robertson
Yep can't beat getting some jizz on the back of your shirt.
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Rzar
Ian Bowyer
Just a “semi” experienced squad player to fill out the bench? He won’t cost much - Lyle Taylor’s squad replacement maybe. We need numbers.
Dirk Furtull
John Robertson
Bollox hadn't seen this before posting. Honest Gov!
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Bob Fossil
Nottingham's dirty secret
You'd think so.
Definitely wouldn't appear to be instead of Dennis et al so assuming it's as well as.
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
With a name like that, could he be anything other than Dutch?
No doubt complementing our last Dutch striker who was a bit of a c*nt.
No doubt complementing our last Dutch striker who was a bit of a c*nt.
Jah
Jack Armstrong
As if it took 7 replies to get there
Jah
Jack Armstrong
Shoots on sight, looks to arrive in the box late. Does he come deep or lack penetration?
Canadian_red
Viv Anderson
Listen 'ere young man
Viv Anderson
Only just seen the surname after reading all the messages, oh my.
Dogtits
#1 Forest fan in NA
speaking of Lyle, did you see this mfs LAMBORGHINI??
Maxi commented on a tweet from some fan getting pics and Lyle casually has a Lamborghini.
Dogtits
#1 Forest fan in NA
Redemption
just like that!
I think Ive seen some of his films