If Chris Cohen asked you to cup his balls, what would you say?

[CallumNFFC]

"Present them".

 

[Beasty]

Can I smell them too Chris?

 

[Tony Woodcock's LoveChild]

This guy has big balls so I'd probably ask a friend to help.

 

[BringBackJemo]

By far and away my favourite player since Jemson:cuddle:

 

[pmerrikin]

If it helps him relax after another 110% performance then Yeh why not.

 

[Cortez the Killer]

Captain's prerogative. I'd have done the same for Pearce. Still would, truth be told.

 

[tropix]

"little" :whistling:

This might be more suitable. 'One extra large ball trough, please'

 

[Butterscotch]

"No, but I think I know where I can find at least 25 people who will"

 

[pbreathing]

Captain's prerogative. I'd have done the same for Pearce. Still would, truth be told.

That might put your back out, these days.

 

[Black Rose]

I can't stop laughing!

And yes. Yes I would.

 

[Shearstone]

I see him in Rudd co-op now and again think I'll just go and hug him next time

 

[Bueno]

It must be a wonderful feeling to know there are people willing to cup your balls!! Chris Cohen sir you have made it!!!

Legend!!!

 

[PynchonForest]

The infamous English sense of humour on display boys.

Bravo!

If he comes here in January, and we go outside, I'll cup 'em. Only a reacharound if I can wear mittens. Or mitten.

 

[Kelvin's Local]

There aren't many people i'd be willing to admit this with, but I'm very happy to announce that Chris Cohen is just a better human being than me.

 

[Gary]

Can his balls be sponsored by LTLF?

 

[LostThatLovingFeeling]

f*** that, hes just a man who plays football.

idolise nobody!

 

[Kieran]

.....

 

[Captain Sinister]

Someone said Chris Chen was the nicest player we have had since he (or she) could recall.
I reckon if he stays with us for the rest of his career he will be venerated as a gentleman in the same class as Bob McKinlay.
And that is praise indeed.

 

[T.B.T.]

It depends if he said 'please'.

 

[Fallon]

Can someone post that picture of him being lovely at a dinner party? Think it's one of Flagman's?

The one with him wearing Denim and, of course, his lovely smile.

 

[tropix]

Can someone post that picture of him being lovely at a dinner party? Think it's one of Flagman's?

The one with him wearing Denim and, of course, his lovely smile.

There's a picture of him pissed up last night in town doing the rounds on twitter

 

[Fallon]

There's a picture of him pissed up last night in town doing the rounds on twitter

Post it please Tropix, they all earned a drink I reckon

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

Can his balls be sponsored by LTLF?

nah, Fawaz Fridges - gets us round FFP

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

 

[tropix]