If Chris Cohen asked you to cup his balls, what would you say?

[Itsy-bitsy Bonatini Yellow Polkadot Bikini]

Anyone who says no isn't a true Forest fan.

 

[William.]

Would you like me to warm my hands first Mr Cohen?

 

[Forest2002]

My Mrs would have knocked me out the way to beat me to it before I could answer him.

 

[Strummer]

Any day of the week.

If I came home and found him in bed with the wife (and its possible, he lives close by) then I'd make him a cuppa, tuck him in and leave him to it!

 

[browserbrody]

As long as I can take various pictures of this act and post it for the world to see then yup i'll do it~!

 

[JordanForest]

I'd probably actually do it.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

I would ask if he would like his knackers cupped by my hands or my mouth.

 

[Cortez the Killer]

He da man. I'd even cut my fingernails, just in case.

 

[Strummer]

In all honesty having more fully considered the original post, and in all seriousness, I'd probably throw-in a reacharound also.

 

[Red Dawn]

You lot are disgusting

 

[BryanRoy22]

'Just the balls?'

 

[Stan The Man]

Last week it was Hobbs this week Cohen FFS

 

[Strummer]

Wait until T.B.T. sees this thread.

 

[Kelvin's Local]

"I already am Chris"

He's probably the most likeable bloke we've had at the club since....god knows who. Most deserving of a testimonial when it comes.

 

[Farmer Jack]

It's too bad he doesn't have a twitter so someone can send him the link to this thread

 

[Jah]

Anyone who says no isn't a true Forest fan.

Hi Chris

 

[tropix]

I might chisel out a little ball trough for him from the finest oak

 

[Jimboreds]

Id give him a little bum in all honesty.

 

[Robbie Red Hat]

I might chisel out a little ball trough for him from the finest oak

"little" :whistling:

 

[Gloucester_Red]

It's too bad he doesn't have a twitter so someone can send him the link to this thread

There you go @C_CohenOfficial

 

[Farmer Jack]

There you go @C_CohenOfficial

Nope, it's fake I'm afraid.

 

[Flaggers]

"And what would you like the other hand to do?"

 

[JordanForest]

My face is good at catching and absorbing things

 

[Forestry]

I wouldn't wait for him to ask me...

 

[Chivalry Augustus]

Sure, everybody's a little bit gay where Chris Cohen's concerned.