Hi, Sorry I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...
unless you have ever said:
* "That Derby County are actually pretty good"
* "Derby scored a good goal the other day"
* "I think I'm gonna support Derby County from now on"
* "What's all the fuss about Derby? I think they're quite credible as a team"
If you have uttered any of these comments then please punch yourself in the face till you break your nose save me having to do it and FUCK OFF!