Alan Hardy has two funny-shaped heads...

Ashley

Ashley

Steve Chettle
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

I see he still hasn't deleted his Twitter account like he said he was going to last night. How long are we going to give it until he makes a tit of himself again? Transfer deadline day has potential. :LOL:
 
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siforest65

Jack Burkitt
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Even luvvy Lineker is taking the piss out of him. At least he’s got the publicity his ego craves.
 
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Liaminho

Guest
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Have to view this thread on data as work's WiFi is blocking this page as pornographic content. :LOL:
 
Roonaldo

Roonaldo

Geoff Thomas
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

MC Plantpot said:
Surely the leaking of the ‘cock’ photo wasn’t deliberate was it? Gets all the attention on Notts, where he then announces the sale?

He couldn’t be that clever and stupid could he?
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Given the pic of the mystery bird just two shots to the right of his todger, I doubt his missus would concur with that theory.
 
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Timothy Pope

I know that Nuno that I know that Nuno that I know
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

MC Plantpot said:
Surely the leaking of the ‘cock’ photo wasn’t deliberate was it? Gets all the attention on Notts, where he then announces the sale?

He couldn’t be that clever and stupid could he?
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If you were going to do that, you’d at the least make sure it was a flattering picture


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Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Erik

Erik

oopsy daisy!
LTLF Minion
Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

I think we need to find a way of merging the last 30 hours of the 'Notts County' Thread with this one and just putting it straight into the 'LTLF Gold' section.
 
Ravi

Ravi

Upper Decker
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Willy get into trouble with the FA over this, bearing in mind he is a member.
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

„Big Alan“ has made the Guardian Football Podcast today, that’s a first!
 
Barbus

Barbus

Steve Chettle
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

He's going to be live on EMT :snack:
 
Rzar

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Barbus said:
He's going to be live on EMT :snack:
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Can't the bloke help himself FFS. Why?!

Surely if you got your cock out, the last thing you want to do is go on live TV and explain why you got your cock out.

I bet now he doesn't have Twitter, he will be releasing statements every 5 minutes.
 
Gingers Across the Midfield

Gingers Across the Midfield

Jack Burkitt
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

https://www.facebook.com/BBCNottinghamSport/videos/1988078454645889/?__xts__[0]=68.ARDZhHO6TF11oYxPEX2LPuLEwdsoTg6dnjWUSsemRNO1ovr-5FLmNoDBvJ_8XLF7MNFxMK4XKCUxpVMd-blabJyDONQhdoo34J2w9pcfVhTXEg9nAig49VD7_XoR8xW3CpVTO8WUwxoSnVe_iqWqYjhkkMTY_9r_zLW7TIhyI6hJT3RPJnfR_XfLsp2fxfxpIb5BZ_k9Rtn-Yw1lpE4cMrHX_qfUwNLAWQEvvq7WTZzB5y1nT2DMQLBzgZRQvayxJuqV_cxOPoTxu-3RIk4ZAxAxkRmUhFe5n0BIHl2I334hYXqPV-Jku7WjfvEGZAv2W3EDnCYI3ONN6_KIFS-RaZ9TKkJlgXG9wunBrxNY624JpSgx47gMgyLpyEw5lQumSg&__tn__=-R

Looks like he's been on the ale for a few days :LOL:
 
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gamble

Stuart Pearce
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)



Looks smashed off his tits!
 
Project Zeus

Project Zeus

Steve Chettle
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

It would explain the flaccid penis...

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puds1970

puds1970

Steve Chettle
The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Having seen the quivering bottom lip on EMT I think we’ve said our bit now and took the piss enough.
Hasn’t he suffered enough?.






































Only kidding.
Should his name be changed to Alan Softy?.
 
Dirk Furtull

Dirk Furtull

John Robertson
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

puds1970 said:
Having seen the quivering bottom lip on EMT I think we’ve said our bit now and took the piss enough.
Hasn’t he suffered enough?.






































Only kidding.
Should his name be changed to Alan Softy?.
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The thing I despise him most for is the speeding and subsequent trying to squirm his way out of it. All this other stuff is payback big time, the twat.
 
puds1970

puds1970

Steve Chettle
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Redad said:
The thing I despise him most for is the speeding and subsequent trying to squirm his way out of it. All this other stuff is payback big time, the twat.
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Is it true that he tried to justify it by saying something like it should be a higher limit in that area?.
 
puds1970

puds1970

Steve Chettle
Re: Alan Hardy has a funny-shaped head...

Erik said:
I think we need to find a way of merging the last 30 hours of the 'Notts County' Thread with this one and just putting it straight into the 'LTLF Gold' section.
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Gets my vote.
 
Dirk Furtull

Dirk Furtull

John Robertson
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

puds1970 said:
Is it true that he tried to justify it by saying something like it should be a higher limit in that area?.
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He came out with all sorts of bollocks, he's the world's busiest man apparently. Speed isn't dangerous just inappropriate speeding, clearly he wasn't being inappropriately fast! He couldn't afford a driver, his family and employees would suffer. I'm not aware he said the limit was too low there, it's poss he did though.
 
congo_red_49

congo_red_49

Ale Ape
Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

Redad said:
He came out with all sorts of bollocks, he's the world's busiest man apparently. Speed isn't dangerous just inappropriate speeding, clearly he wasn't being inappropriately fast! He couldn't afford a driver, his family and employees would suffer.
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You missed the one about his car being really quiet so it didn’t sound like he was going fast...
 
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