Alan Hardy has two funny-shaped heads...

[Beardo7]

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He came out with all sorts of bollocks, he's the world's busiest man apparently. Speed isn't dangerous just inappropriate speeding, clearly he wasn't being inappropriately fast! He couldn't afford a driver, his family and employees would suffer. I'm not aware he said the limit was too low there, it's poss he did though.

He also blamed the courts for having to let staff go because he couldn’t drive and missed out on some contracts.

So it was the courts fault for upholding the law? Not yours for breaking it? Dick


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[puds1970]

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He came out with all sorts of bollocks, he's the world's busiest man apparently. Speed isn't dangerous just inappropriate speeding, clearly he wasn't being inappropriately fast! He couldn't afford a driver, his family and employees would suffer. I'm not aware he said the limit was too low there, it's poss he did though.

Your explanation rings a bell tbh fella.

 

[reddogmatt.]

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just seen the muppet on emt...claims he'll make sure he finds the right owner ...he cant pick managers for toffee but he can find the right owner...id be shitting my britches if i was a county fan

 

[Eddie Yates]

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He’s reacted wrongly to accidentally showing the world his tiny cock, he should have laughed it off, took it on the chin & said “f***ing hell ive just put me nob on Twitter” he’s made it worse by being embarrassed / mardy

 

[Dirk Furtull]

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He’s reacted wrongly to accidentally showing the world his tiny cock, he should have laughed it off, took it on the chin & said “f***ing hell ive just put me nob on Twitter” he’s made it worse by being embarrassed / mardy

Mardy Hardy's nob is a bit lardy.

 

[Rzar]

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He’s reacted wrongly to accidentally showing the world his tiny cock, he should have laughed it off, took it on the chin & said “f***ing hell ive just put me nob on Twitter” he’s made it worse by being embarrassed / mardy

100%, everyone would have gotten over a grainy picture in a week or two. Instead, his reaction to it has made all the national papers

 

[Francis Benali (on loan)]

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I'm pretty sure it was making the nationals anyway. It's not an every day occurrence.

Daniel Taylor must be feeling smug. Timing of his article was perfect. Directed readers' attention to Hardy's Twitter and within a few hours Hardy screenshots his penis.

 

[Otis Redding]

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As I commented earlier Francis, a priceless "if Carlsberg did...." moment.

 

[Eddie Yates]

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I couldn’t give a toss if a photo of my nob was on Twitter, like all blokes if it’s cold it’s a bit small however if it’s warm & I’ve had certain thoughts about the ladies then it’s a pretty impressive sight to behold

 

[Flaggers]

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I couldn’t give a toss if a photo of my nob was on Twitter, like all blokes if it’s cold it’s a bit small however if it’s warm & I’ve had certain thoughts about the ladies then it’s still a bit small

Ftfy

 

[siforest65]

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He’s even resurrected some hate from the Coventry fans after his comments yesterday about them winning in dubious circumstances

 

[Erik]

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I think we need to find a way of merging the last 30 hours of the 'Notts County' Thread with this one and just putting it straight into the 'LTLF Gold' section.

And merge done

Let's face it, there hasn't been that much real enjoyment as a Forest supporter for some time, and I know we shouldn't really take delight in others misery but so what......

Many thanks to all who have posted on here since day one, and in particular to Mr Alan Hardy for, well, everything really!

May this thread run for some considerable time to come, but when it does end it's earned it's place in 'LTLF Gold'.

 

[SUPPORTER OF THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE'S OLDEST CLUB]

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For anyone beginning to pity Wallace, I'd just remind you of:

>Hardy trying to wind up stags+ forest fans

>Hardy threatening legal action against a kiddy team for questioning his sons age

>"I cried for hours when I sacked Kev"

>blocking everyone

>the pre-season friendlies against the east Midland's 'biggest' clubs

And worst of all, there was his 'safespeeding' fiasco, which, in my opinion, exposed him for the self-centered, egotistical w*nker he is

"Busiest man in Britain" my arse! At least you'll have some more spare time now you're sold County- perhaps time for self reflection, and ask the big questions like:

"Will practically everyone else I speak to in my life A: have met little Alan, and B: Hate me"

Yes, Al, I believe both of those things will be true - enjoy

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[Senior Flange Technician]

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Regarding his speeding, he would have had a point if he wasn't breaking the national speed limit in a 40mph zone. That's just imbecilic. Yes, some 30's, 40's and 50's are pointless and haven't reduced accidents just increased fines and congestion but it was through roadworks, and speeding there really could put people's lives at risk, as for being busy, that's just bollocks. Let's not forget he also overtook on solid lines, another absolute dickhead move that could kill people.

He's just a pompous prick, only nobheads call themselves "big" just like saying he's 6'4.5", why? Because he's a bellend. "Footballing people", having a club track suit with his initials, bringing in celebs to hang round with, showing off he's "won" millions of pounds of contracts yet leaving because his other businesses are struggling? It's all because he's a big headed know it all. Crying on tele, that's twice now, grow up FFS and do your job. I feel sorry for County fans having this utter ponce as owner.

 

[Master Yates]

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Whatever your feelings towards Notts County as a club, you have to admit this bloke is 24 carat comedy gold.

He makes Fawaz look competent by comparison. What a clown.


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[Professor Wolfgang Schnell BSc. PhD.]

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So Alan how does it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.....

 

[adam09]

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His twitter page has been laid to rest. He's really lost the plot since Mansfield poached Walker and Grant off them and been scrambling around for an answer ever since.

He's finally cracked.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

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Regarding his speeding, he would have had a point if he wasn't breaking the national speed limit in a 40mph zone. That's just imbecilic. Yes, some 30's, 40's and 50's are pointless and haven't reduced accidents just increased fines and congestion but it was through roadworks, and speeding there really could put people's lives at risk, as for being busy, that's just bollocks. Let's not forget he also overtook on solid lines, another absolute dickhead move that could kill people.

He's just a pompous prick, only nobheads call themselves "big" just like saying he's 6'4.5", why? Because he's a bellend. "Footballing people", having a club track suit with his initials, bringing in celebs to hang round with, showing off he's "won" millions of pounds of contracts yet leaving because his other businesses are struggling? It's all because he's a big headed know it all. Crying on tele, that's twice now, grow up FFS and do your job. I feel sorry for County fans having this utter ponce as owner.

Agreed except the feeling sorry for.

They deserve each other.

 

[eugenboppboppbopp]

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Another Big Al dick pic has surfaced

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[congo_red_49]

Re: The demise of soon to be non league Notts County (sponsored by Otis Redd'un)

I couldn’t give a toss if a photo of my nob was on Twitter, like all blokes if it’s cold it’s a bit small however if it’s warm & I’ve had certain thoughts about the ladies then it’s a pretty impressive sight to behold

You might feel differently if you had a funny-shaped head. Or two in Hardy's case.

 

[uredsuns]

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Rumours going round that Paragon are in administration. So after announcing multi million pound contracts at the beginning of the year, all isnt so rosy for him.


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[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

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The gift that keeps on giving,

 

[uredsuns]

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Also just heard they lost a couple of big contracts because of “Little Al” and he borrowed £5 million from Paragon to buy County, so could be a double win.


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[Maverick]

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Loving this after the few quiet days we've been having!

 

[thehockleyhustler]

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I feel sorry for those who work for him who may now suffer for his mistakes.

The man himself has made his own bed though.

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