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Will Swan, Swans off!

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
There was a swan on trent bridge on Wednesday afternoon. Bus had to stop with hazards on so traffic was stopped on bridge as I was headed to Basford from Ruddington. Bloke trying to move it on looked like he was about to get his arm broken, should have chucked it a few burgers.
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
There was a swan on trent bridge on Wednesday afternoon. Bus had to stop with hazards on so traffic was stopped on bridge as I was headed to Basford from Ruddington. Bloke trying to move it on looked like he was about to get his arm broken, should have chucked it a few burgers.

They can break a man's arm you know. (Which Adrian Mole was that from, i've read them all recently so it's blurred into one...)

More to the point, was it wearing gloves? :p
 

NooForest

First Team Squad
He does need to bulk up a bit though. Looks a bit feather-weight.

I quite like the fact that the young lad has a natural physique for a lad of his age.

Seems slightly unnatural that kids nowadays look like they have been on steroids since the age of 12 and have a full arm full of tatoos to be able to make in the world of football these days
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
I quite like the fact that the young lad has a natural physique for a lad of his age.

Seems slightly unnatural that kids nowadays look like they have been on steroids since the age of 12 and have a full arm full of tatoos to be able to make in the world of football these days

Some kids are bulkier than others. Provided he's doing what the club wants him to do in his gym work then it's fine isn't it? If he's still growing which is possible at 20 then he could damage himself if he's pushing too hard anyway.

Not everyone is like Wayne Rooney and looks like a 15 stone hairy sumo wrestler at 15 after all.

They can leave the tats though, I hate that more than wearing gloves. The fewer the better. Fortunately we don't seem to have as many with them these days.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
Well, you know what they say, „one swallow doesn’t make a summer!“

But while true, it can make your evening.
Oral sex makes one's day.
Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
 

congo_red_49

Ale Ape
I quite like the fact that the young lad has a natural physique for a lad of his age.

Seems slightly unnatural that kids nowadays look like they have been on steroids since the age of 12 and have a full arm full of tatoos to be able to make in the world of football these days

Couldn’t find the puns in your post?
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist

incapable hulk

Best served cold
Some good news. Hopefully Hughton can find a way to get the side creating chances for him.
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
Good boy.

Though I can't help thinking he needs a loan out, unless they think he is already ready for the first team in this division and isn't simply being used as a protest option.

All he's had so far is a few U23 matches and a loan at Truro which presumably was curtailed by the lockdown.
 

2sambas1cup

A. Trialist
Bad news comes out, a few days later we tie down a youngen/brazil

Hes not ready for the first team just yet, think its to keep fans quiet
 

Thomas

AMERICAN IDIOT
Good boy.

I got called this after finding some specific grout and tile for a customer, previously before covid. I cannot answer wether I was aroused or not but It was from an Asian milf from silicon valley. I miss society.
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
I got called this after finding some specific grout and tile for a customer, previously before covid. I cannot answer wether I was aroused or not but It was from an Asian milf from silicon valley. I miss society.

I think I’ve seen that film?
 

TommyT

Jack Burkitt
Another one flies the nest

I really hope Mcguane, Johnson and Swan come back to join Worrall, McKenna and Mighten to absolutely smash the Championship to oblivion next season.

Few of the other u23's bubbling too...praying we don't let them slip away
 

Any Time Now

Grenville Morris
Assumed a loan move was inevitable for the lad when he wasn't even present in the FA cup squad against swansea, hope he gets a good amount of game time to develop
 
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