Q and A David Platt

[Trents]

Are you still dining out on that goal against Belgium?

 

[Timothy Pope]

Did you ever wonder why Forest threw you a leaving party when you got the England U21 job - but didn't invite you?

 

[William.]

Any chance of a signed shirt?

Have you sat in the box Fawaz named after you yet?

 

[weasel]

You had a talented squad at Forest and were given a large budget to improve the team. If you had your time again, what would you do differently to try and get that Forest team promoted?

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

is Sarah-Lou coming back?

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Have either of your parents come to appreciate just how important contraception really is yet?

 

[Erik]

You had a talented squad at Forest and were given a large budget to improve the team. If you had your time again, what would you do differently to try and get that Forest team promoted?

He could have handed in his notice at the end of his first day.

Even better if he'd done it at lunchtime!

 

[TheDudeII]

Do you feel Roy Evans could have done a better job then you?

 

[Red Dawn]

Do you mind if I kick your head in?

 

[lard]

is Sarah-Lou coming back?

:hey:

 

[Tony Woodcock's LoveChild]

Do you mind if I kick your head in?

Can I join in?

 

[Weardale Red]

Hi Mr Platt, do you mind if I call you Terry Fuckwit?

 

[SWT]

You spent millions on Mannini, Petrachi, Matrecano and Gary Jones. What the bloody hell were you thinking?

 

[Beerest]

Some ex footballers make very bad coaches and managers with no idea of the football business and should never be allowed near a football ground once their playing career ends. Others ruin clubs with their poor decisions and signings then walk away to try and do the same elsewhere. Which one would you say you are?

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

How do you intend on prising my teeth off the side of your face?

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

LTLF EXCLUSIVE - Interview with David Platt


"David, You've read all the questions submitted to you from the Nottingham Forest fans, would you now please proceed in answering some of them for LTLF Forest Forum"

"Yes, sure. In answer to all questions asked all I can simply say is - because I'm a complete c*nt who was way out of his depth, but mainly because I'm a c*nt. Thank you"

"f*** off ya c*nt"

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

The actual interview would go something like thing.........

LTLF EXCLUSIVE - Interview with David Platt


"David, You've read all the questions submitted to you from the Nottingham Forest fans, would you now please proceed in answering some of them for LTLF Forest Forum"

"Errrrrrrrmmm..............Yes..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............sure. Errrrrrrrmmm..............In..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............answer..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............to..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............all..........Errrrrrrrmmm.............. questions..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............asked..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............all..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............I..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............can..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............simply..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............say..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............is - ..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............because..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............I'm..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............a..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............complete..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............c*nt..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............who..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............was..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............way..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............out..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............of ..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............is..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............depth..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............but..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............mainly..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............because..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............I'm..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............a..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............c*nt..........Errrrrrrrmmm..............Thank you"

f***ing Platt

 

[Baxter]

What is Platt doing now, hasn't he left Man City?

 

[TheDudeII]

He's on Al Jazeera as pundit for Forest games

 

[DanR]

He's on Al Jazeera as pundit for Forest games

A good reason for supporting an American campaign of carpet bombing the entire Middle East there.

 

[nunuschmu]

When you were royaly screwing up at Forest how did you have the balls to tell every journalist going that you'd like to manage England one day?

 

[TheDudeII]

A good reason for supporting an American campaign of carpet bombing the entire Middle East there.

Ha!

 

[Baxter]

A good reason for supporting an American campaign of carpet bombing the entire Middle East there.

You bet!

 

[newarkneil]

What does it feel like to hold the tag of the worst Nottingham Forest Manager of all time? which given some of the useless twats we have had is quite an achievement ...

 

[Flaggers]

Have you sat in the box Fawaz named after you yet?

Last time I looked, the blocked, broken shitter in the Trent End was just called "Gents"