Premier League - Punchable XI (current)

RianBrice

Viv Anderson
Sorry, bit late to this party.

Garnacho - as all have agreed, snivelling little twat.

Zouma - suitable alternatives to punching - castration with a rusty cocoa tin lid,
catherisation with a cocktail umbrella - fully opened, prostate examination with an aubergine. Just for starters.
aubergine or cactus?
 

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
POV: You are a Forest fan

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Flaggers

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I see an honorary member of the Punchable XI, that nasty piece of work Paul Pogba, is on the wrong end of clearly a defective drugs test....

 

DanR

Steve Chettle
I see an honorary member of the Punchable XI, that nasty piece of work Paul Pogba, is on the wrong end of clearly a defective drugs test....

If that's a performance enhancing drug then he should be asking for his money back.
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
I have to say that I don't mind Pogba because he's always been a decent player except when he was at Man U, i think he's managed to leave them twice for free while costing them 80 million. But he is a total bell sniff of a person.
 

Tobias

Jack Burkitt
Watching Wales play and Harry Wilson has to throw himself to the floor at every given opportunity. Now he's a proper rat.

Like Dan says, Pogba brings a certain comedy element to proceedings. He represents just how poor Man Utd have been since their one good manager retired.
 

Owl_In_Hucknall

First Team Squad
Anthony, take all the recent stuff away and he’s still in my mind, the most punchable player on the planet.

Miserable looking bastard.


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Statto

Free Kick Specialist
Watching Wales play and Harry Wilson has to throw himself to the floor at every given opportunity. Now he's a proper rat.

Like Dan says, Pogba brings a certain comedy element to proceedings. He represents just how poor Man Utd have been since their one good manager retired.
Harry Wilson is a proper klopp but I wouldn't class him as punchable. It'd be like punching some random year 7
 

Flaggers

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Add Hannibal at ManUre to this list.

A punchable thug in the mould of Fellaini.
Also Casemiro.
 

DanR

Steve Chettle
Add Hannibal at ManUre to this list.

A punchable thug in the mould of Fellaini.
Also Casemiro.
Agreed but I offer some limited mitigation that he is in the United team despite clearly imitating a professional footballer (see also: Pogba, P). I'd be embarrassed if we signed him.
 

Flaggers

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He's a little rat bastard - interestingly the media is slowly waking up to this
 
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