BuckeyeRed
Jack Armstrong
Make the world a better place
Punch Neal Maupay in the face.
Heckinbottom also.
Punch Neal Maupay in the face.
Heckinbottom also.
Premier League - Punchable XI (current)
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oobidoobi
First Team Squad
With Pickford linked to Manure today, they only need to sign Richarlison and they could complete this list by themselves
Wes' Organ
Biggles
Gabriel Jesus is worth a slap just to see the massive overreaction.
I'd like Harry Wilson to have his feet embedded in cement, Subbuteo style, and left outside my front door for a right hook every time I enter or leave the house.
It's what Richarlason was born for.
Every time I see Eddie Howe I see a cat licking itself, if that **** was chocolate......and that's before you bring the politics into it. Heckingbottom is definitely his number 2 though in every sense of the term.
Anthony, I'd pull the punch and he'd still go down like a dockside whore.
Zouma, I'd but me steelys on for.
Andy Robertson.
Andy Robertson.
Andy Robertson.
Pickford the T-Rex.
Bamford, Bamford, Bamford then Bamford again.
f*** me, I haven't even had a brew yet today, leave it with me for a bit!
Just seen Alan Smith leaving the commentary box, bang!
I'd like Harry Wilson to have his feet embedded in cement, Subbuteo style, and left outside my front door for a right hook every time I enter or leave the house.
It's what Richarlason was born for.
Every time I see Eddie Howe I see a cat licking itself, if that **** was chocolate......and that's before you bring the politics into it. Heckingbottom is definitely his number 2 though in every sense of the term.
Anthony, I'd pull the punch and he'd still go down like a dockside whore.
Zouma, I'd but me steelys on for.
Andy Robertson.
Andy Robertson.
Andy Robertson.
Pickford the T-Rex.
Bamford, Bamford, Bamford then Bamford again.
f*** me, I haven't even had a brew yet today, leave it with me for a bit!
Just seen Alan Smith leaving the commentary box, bang!
Dino
Duncan McKenzie
Daniel Podence for being a snidey, cynical shit, plus playing for Wolves.
Lopetegui or however you spell his name, as in Podence plus managing Wolves.
Lopetegui or however you spell his name, as in Podence plus managing Wolves.
MaxiRobriguez
Bob McKinlay
I reckon I can do it.
Henderson
Worrall Felipe Niakhate
Aurier Yates Danilo Lodi
MGW
Johnson Awoniyi
Barry
Where's me hammer?
Think Jack's OK, he acts like any of my mates would if they reached his heights..... still smashed after 3 days, loves his family, loves his football.
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Ashley
Steve Chettle
I actually quite like Jack Grealish.
Dirk Furtull
John Robertson
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
sammy the snake
Jack Armstrong
Yeh for me he’s on the good lad list. He’s one of us, and down to earth brummie deserves success
sammy the snake
Jack Armstrong
He’s got an underbite and his hair cut done in the dark around a collander, then sprayed “golden twat Pantone 4”The answer is Garnacho....
I don't know why but seeing him just winds me up, I used to hat Morten Gamst-Pederson when he played and I don't know why, it was a proper irrational hatred and Garnacho is the same now
Col Steve Austin
Viv Anderson
Pickford
Trent AA, Mings, Zouma, Robertson
Antony, Grealish, Shelvey, Gordon
Greenwood, Richarlison
Trent AA, Mings, Zouma, Robertson
Antony, Grealish, Shelvey, Gordon
Greenwood, Richarlison
Rockabilly
GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
DapperDan
Steve Chettle
Looks like he has a hot chip in his mouth
Malwood
Geoff Thomas
I don't mind Jack Grealish. I think City have something of a 'no dickheads' policy, if you contrast their squad with Uniteds.
Project Zeus
Steve Chettle
What about Almiron? That weird smile he does is so irritating, for some reason.
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TrentEndDr
2 Weeks Away
Not a player but I feel this guy should be on the list -
Gyros Peter
Sauce salad?
Going by the traditional Long Eaton Sunday League values, the most punchable 11 is whichever 11 happen to be in front of you that week.
Col Steve Austin
Viv Anderson
If we're including fans it's going to take me all week to individually identify everyone in the home sections at Anfield for a start...
Raymondo Ponte'
It's all about mid-table...
They're all punchable, every last jack onnum.
Except Yates.
Except Yates.
Rosie
Viv Anderson
Sorry, bit late to this party.
Garnacho - as all have agreed, snivelling little twat.
Zouma - suitable alternatives to punching - castration with a rusty cocoa tin lid,
catherisation with a cocktail umbrella - fully opened, prostate examination with an aubergine. Just for starters.
Garnacho - as all have agreed, snivelling little twat.
Zouma - suitable alternatives to punching - castration with a rusty cocoa tin lid,
catherisation with a cocktail umbrella - fully opened, prostate examination with an aubergine. Just for starters.
Speaking of Garnacho....
He had a party a day or so ago, and hired midgets dressed as Messi and Ronaldo to carry the cake.
He had a party a day or so ago, and hired midgets dressed as Messi and Ronaldo to carry the cake.
No, you are not hallucinating
