I'm Red Till Dead
Stuart Pearce
Did I miss Kurt Zooma in the thread?
Anyone who kicks a cat deserves a punch, or a hundred.
Anyone who kicks a cat deserves a punch, or a hundred.
Premier League - Punchable XI (current)
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Robert Learnshaw
COYR
Allright guys, we're reaching some consensus, reading through the thread, i think we can definitely agree on:
Pickford
Robinson Zouma *CB* Robertson
Hughes *CM*
Antony Fernandes Richarlison
McBurnie
Manager: Frank
Can we get a CB and CM to complete the set?
Pickford
Robinson Zouma *CB* Robertson
Hughes *CM*
Antony Fernandes Richarlison
McBurnie
Manager: Frank
Can we get a CB and CM to complete the set?
Statto
Free Kick Specialist
Harry Wilson?
Eddie Yates
Steve Chettle
DOF Harry Redknapp
Can I nominate Virgil van Dijk as the centre back?
Rosie
Viv Anderson
Can we squeeze Garnacho into midfield rather than ‘playing’ as a winger?
adam09
Super Koopa
Or Ashley Young
Is that twat Connor Gallagher in the punchable XI?
He should be if not, the twat.
He should be if not, the twat.
trentside69
Viv Anderson
He's got to be first name on the list for his demented behaviour towards a kitten.
His team mates can give him a good kicking when they aren't busy getting walloped. A truly despicable act from a disturbed character.
Eddie Yates
Steve Chettle
But because it's West Ham it was swept under the carpet by the cockney media & because that other nob jockey Antonio started bringing racism into it
trentside69
Viv Anderson
antonio joins his team mate for being so stupid. No integrity whatsoever
I'm Red Till Dead
Stuart Pearce
Itr's beyond racism it's speciesism.
Don't put socks on then cut slits in the back because they're too tight and look at me look at my look at my calves, just wear a slightly bigger pair of socks.
Twat.
Bonfy177
LTLF MORON
Punchable XI needs updating to punchable XXIII, full match day squad.
eyupmeduck
Geoff Thomas
Centre backs (Or can play there?) that wazz me off:
Van Dijk
Ben White
Dan Burn
Tom Lockyer
Centre mids who are similair:
Foden
Jorginho
Norwood
Any Liverpool player
Any Sheffield United "player"
Nunes
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trentside69
Viv Anderson
Apparently the blood flow is restricted to the calf so they cut holes in the sock.
I find it hard to believe kit manufacturers can't use material that will avoid cutting the sock with all the billions they get paid.
And I don't know how much a pair of replica socks are these days but if your son cut holes in the forest socks you just bought him it would not go down well.
trentside69
Viv Anderson
Foden gets a place just because of those teeth.
trentside69
Viv Anderson
I was thinking more champion the wonder horse if we are going retro with it
True fact trivia fans:
The Banana Splits shows were (1st series) directed by one Richard Donner, he of Lethal Weapon, Superman, The Omen, Goonies fame....
Yes, really!
BuckeyeRed
Jack Armstrong
I'd give him 2 positions in this side so his face could be punched twice.
TrentEndDr
2 Weeks Away
Does Joao Pedro make this XI now?
He needs a shoeing, the utter c*nt
New rule proposal.
60 seconds after a goal, the other team gets to kick off, regardless of where the opposition is.
60 seconds after a goal, the other team gets to kick off, regardless of where the opposition is.
Any Time Now
Grenville Morris
In a league with plenty of competition, this knob continues to be the most punchable f***er out there