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Morgan Anthony Gibbs-White

valspoodle

valspoodle

Steve Chettle
We went on a trip to the confluence of the Nile whilst in Khartoum. They had declared Sharia ( not quite sure how to put that) so we couldn't get our usual beers to go with us, but the guy organising the trip said he had some beer. Turned out it was out of date and it was horrible, nearly as bad as the home brew from the British Embassy.
 
Barry

Barry

Where's me hammer?
REDDERS78 said:
Indeed I go to Cornwall every year and regularly nearly shit myself because of Rattler. Last year we got there early so I decided to sit in the Watering Hole drinking it until we could get into our apartment. Well, that was the plan but I stayed longer than expected. I got halfway across Perranporth beach and the rumblings started, the gurgles. I had 3 options. Go back to the Watering Hole, climb the hill to our apartment or just shit myself right there.

I went for the apartment option and I arrived sweat was beading off me and I was clenching for dear life, as I made the hallway the missus was sorting our packing out and I just had to barge her out of the way to make it by the skin of my teeth.

"You been drinking Rattler again"

It literally destroys your insides for days. Go again in 3 weeks, cant wait to nearly shit myself for the 12 consecutive summer.
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Which brings up the age old question..... which is worse, bursting for a shit and can't go or bursting for a piss and can't go?

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Barry

Barry

Where's me hammer?
Cortez the Killer said:
Piss is more preferable. Shit is stressful.

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You cant run when you need a piss, whereas a shit you can kind of waddle.... I think shits worse but a piss after dying for a piss is up there with shooting your load over a fair maiden and therefore more satisfying

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Jah

Jah

Jack Armstrong
At this rate, Darren Pratley will join Forest before MGW
 
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NFFCMagz

Guest
Bungle said:
I’d definitely rather piss myself than shit myself.


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Would you though, Bungle?

I've done both, on numerous occasions, struggling home after a night on the larrup. I'm not proud of it but I have. I blame myself as much as the Guinness.

I think the shade of your trousers/jeans has to be considered. You can shat yer sen in stonewash denim and make it home undetected as long as the dump is the right of consistency. Piss yourself and everyone knows, mind. Big time.

Darker shades of denim are the same but shitting yourself is easier to hide than pissin' yer sen.

On the other hand, cleaning them up out the shower tray/bath the morning after is easier if it's pee-pee and not poo-poo.

Grey suit trousers and you're fecked though. I don't wear white trousers/jeans but I have nightmares about it - be like Joseph and his technicoloured brownpants, the state I can get mi sen in.
 
DizzyBala

DizzyBala

Jack Armstrong
I dunno where this thread is currently going like but on topic, I think Morgan Gibbs-White coming to Forest is all but dead and buried at this point. I can't see us spunking the £30m it'd take for us to get him off Wolves, particularly when we're still a couple shy in other areas.
 
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Sal

First Team Squad
Reading the last few pages, I'm now not sure if we should be throwing our resources at recruiting piss, or shit.


Wtf is going on in this thread, lol !?
 
Canadian_red

Canadian_red

Grenville Morris
Yeah I can't see him leaving. Wolves didn't score many last year and have lost Jimenez, I'd be surprised if they let any forward go.
 
Tobias

Tobias

Jack Burkitt
NFFCMagz said:
Would you though, Bungle?

I've done both, on numerous occasions, struggling home after a night on the larrup. I'm not proud of it but I have. I blame myself as much as the Guinness.

I think the shade of your trousers/jeans has to be considered. You can shat yer sen in stonewash denim and make it home undetected as long as the dump is the right of consistency. Piss yourself and everyone knows, mind. Big time.

Darker shades of denim are the same but shitting yourself is easier to hide than pissin' yer sen.

On the other hand, cleaning them up out the shower tray/bath the morning after is easier if it's pee-pee and not poo-poo.

Grey suit trousers and you're fecked though. I don't wear white trousers/jeans but I have nightmares about it - be like Joseph and his technicoloured brownpants, the state I can get mi sen in.
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Those are some interesting points you raised mate. There's definitely a lot to ponder on the topic.

I had no idea that either pissing or shitting yourself was a regular occurrence unless there were some medical factors involved.

What this thread needs now more than ever is a poll on whether or not people have ever pissed or shit their pants in their adult lives.

 
Rzar

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
DizzyBala said:
I dunno where this thread is currently going like but on topic, I think Morgan Gibbs-White coming to Forest is all but dead and buried at this point. I can't see us spunking the £30m it'd take for us to get him off Wolves, particularly when we're still a couple shy in other areas.
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If the £30m was ever the consideration for us he would have been here at the start of July.

I think the point is everybody in football knows that’s overpriced. Until he signs a deal at Wolves or signs for somebody else we will be in for him. I think if he moves anywhere it will likely be here, I feel like he’s top of Cooper’s list and it’s who blinks first.

Let’s just see how it plays out, I wouldn’t be giving up yet.
 
Omar Devone Little

Omar Devone Little

Mr Realistic
DizzyBala said:
I dunno where this thread is currently going like but on topic, I think Morgan Gibbs-White coming to Forest is all but dead and buried at this point. I can't see us spunking the £30m it'd take for us to get him off Wolves, particularly when we're still a couple shy in other areas.
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From reading between the lines and relying on the tiny snippets of info we get I feel like MGWs number one choice would be to stay at Wolves, but only if they can give him regular football. I think he's played a massive part in all their friendlies so it's clear that they see him as a part of their team too.

I haven't completely given up on him but I'd give us less than 10% chance of signing him right now. And with that I think it's time for me to leave this thread alone as its almost all nonsense. I get excited every time I see new posts in it only to be constantly let down...
 
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Bungle

First Team Squad
NFFCMagz said:
Would you though, Bungle?

I've done both, on numerous occasions, struggling home after a night on the larrup. I'm not proud of it but I have. I blame myself as much as the Guinness.

I think the shade of your trousers/jeans has to be considered. You can shat yer sen in stonewash denim and make it home undetected as long as the dump is the right of consistency. Piss yourself and everyone knows, mind. Big time.

Darker shades of denim are the same but shitting yourself is easier to hide than pissin' yer sen.

On the other hand, cleaning them up out the shower tray/bath the morning after is easier if it's pee-pee and not poo-poo.

Grey suit trousers and you're fecked though. I don't wear white trousers/jeans but I have nightmares about it - be like Joseph and his technicoloured brownpants, the state I can get mi sen in.
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I think I’ve approached the conundrum from a different direction Magz.

Having either pissed or shit myself I think I’d be equally embarrassed about what others thought. My preference for having pissed myself is purely based on the following criteria:

smell
ease of clean up
you wouldn’t have to walk with shite between your legs and your bollocks (if it’s a perfect log this shouldn’t be an issue. A Guinness ‘beeriod’ would coat everything)

What a fabulous advertisement for the forum!


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Rosie

Rosie

Viv Anderson
I’m enjoying the off-topic-ness! They’re giving me wonderful insights into the male psyche (such as the thoughts on the effects of alcohol on certain bodily functions), and I think this thread could become a classic on how few posts on the actual topic it contains! Having long since given up on MGW actually joining us, this is the first thread I read each time I visit, just to see and laugh at which tangent the subject is now on!

Please keep it up! 😜👍🏻
 
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SouthManchesterTree

First Team Squad
Rzarecteh said:
If the £30m was ever the consideration for us he would have been here at the start of July.

I think the point is everybody in football knows that’s overpriced. Until he signs a deal at Wolves or signs for somebody else we will be in for him. I think if he moves anywhere it will likely be here, I feel like he’s top of Cooper’s list and it’s who blinks first.

Let’s just see how it plays out, I wouldn’t be giving up yet.
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If we’re really keen on him, now is the time to make Wolves an offer.

I’ve dithered over this one, but it’s clear our attacking midfield and attack need more sketch, so I do think this would be an important signings

Time to get it done now
 
DizzyBala

DizzyBala

Jack Armstrong
Realistically though, where does the fella play if he comes?
For £30m or whatever, he's not coming here to be a squad player.

You can't put him in a forward spot because you'd need to take one of Surridge/Johnson/Awoniyi out the equation.
You can't play him over Lingard in that behind the striker role.
You've then got Yates, Mangala and O'Brien as ball carriers in central midfield.

For me, we went for Lingard because getting MGW would cost too much, at least right now.
 
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