Matchday 9: Stoke City Fan Comments

[Rockabilly]

Thanks for posting Calvin :cheers:

Would love a "Derby special" if you find the time.

Regarding the Stoke comments, they have gotta be the worst bunch of fans ever to grace your fans comments pages.

 

[adam09]

A couple of shirt pulls makes us a dirty team? As far as I’m aware we don’t really make any bad tackles and we’ve never caused a serious injury. Hilarious after their long history of being a dirty, cheating hoofball team.

At the end of the day, they hustled us well but ultimately they didn’t really create one chance in open play through decent football.

 

[Redemption]

Entitled.

 

[BryanRoy]

I will add another WOW lads.

f***ing Stoke

 

[Strummer]

Jesus wept, what a bunch of deluded and entitled arseholes!

They fell off the gravy train and reality has bitten them hard. No decent players want to come to your shithole now, eh, Stoke?

 

[Daz42]

I met a Stoke fan when i was in Dorset on holiday a few years ago and he seemed like a reasonable bloke when it came to football.
He must be in a minority. Hilarious comments.

Cheers Calv

 

[Forest ash]

I'm on Monkey Shoulder mate.

I’ve started the Monkey Dust over here.

Heroin for me.

Meth after tonight.

Forest had O'Neil roughly the same time we had Jones...Forest f**ked O'Neil off in the summer, and look at them!

They're absolutely shit.

Forest are nothing but a niggly bunch of tossers. Every time our guy has gone past their man, the shits have fouled.

Despicable, low quality team.

Signs of life.

Come on lads, get that third.

Superb by both full backs. Best in the league. (Lots of laughter after this one)

Typically the two worst players on the park contrive to score a goal!

Ince, robbing a living.

These are by far the biggest cheats I’ve seen in this league. f***ing awful.

Cloughie will be turning in his grave.

There are very few Forest players I'd want down Stoke. They're a garbage outfit.

But better than us!!! Tonight they sit top, where as we're bottom!!!

Yet they came from behind, won away and scored three. All things we find impossible.

No they’re pretty good actually. The new manager has put together a good side and they’ve only lost once so far. We’re shit though.

Is that another foreign manager taking his team top of the table? I thought they needed to be British and know the league.

The f***ing Pulis louses are crawling out from their fetid nests I see.

That arsehole comes back and I’m finding another sport to follow until he’s f**ked off again.

That will be the final straw, I’d rather go down.

Do we actually need a manager? We have nothing worth managing...

The man is a legend. He's performed a miracle once and we need him to do it again.

I genuinely don't get it. The bloke's poison, his football is shit and his best days are behind him.

If a shit team like Forest are top of the league then we still have hope.

They might be shit but they're top, what on earth does that make us?

And scored 3 against us away from home!. Don’t disagree they are poor. But it’s about 19 years since we scored 3 in a game!, never mind away from home.

Leeds are the only team who genuinely been the better side this year. As for the rest:

QPR - wank but punished us
Charlton - garbage lucky as f***
Preston - capitalised on our utter shitnesss
Derby - shite, should have beat them
Birmingham - god awfully wank. Id rather have broken glass inserted iny anus than watch them all season
Bristol - lucky as f***
Brentford - bit shit but Okay.
Forest - worst team we've played.

But we keep losing to these supposedly shit teams.

Sure they didn’t play total football but f*** me, when was the last time our wide men dicked a fullback like Ameobi did all night. They didn’t need to press hard because I’m fairly certain now managers are just waiting for us to implode. We’re in the Championship, it’s not the best but you have to at least praise how clinical they were.

They have as many wins in the first 9 games of this season as we have in 10 months. They're probably not a great team but they are probably doing the odd thing right here and there.

All I can say to that is wow

How football fans watch games and what they see baffles me

 

[Master Yates]

I did find it funny that we were pretty poor for most of that game but still managed to stick 3 past them and stroll off with all 3 points.

Says a lot about how shit they are.

Back to being the worst team in the league again!


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[Carvel]

They put 6 past Liverpool don’t you know.

That will be their ‘2 European cups’ equivalent in 40 years time

 

[Haych]

Poxy bastards, they’ll soon be back at there level, 3/4th division getting beat by port vale.

Stoke is a f***ing doss hole full of cretins so I shouldn’t be surprised.

We should all be thankful we live in or were born in Nottingham rather than some backwards dump like Stoke

 

[Carvel]

Poxy bastards, they’ll soon be back at there level, 3/4th division getting beat by port vale.

Stoke is a f***ing doss hole full of cretins so I shouldn’t be surprised.

We should all be thankful we live in or were born in Nottingham rather than some backwards dump like Stoke

I was born in Worksop but still reckon I’m better off

 

[Haych]

I was born in Worksop but still reckon I’m better off

I’ve been to Worksop once, got pissed and got with with a chunky blonde bird, based on that Worksop is much better than stoke on Trent

 

[john player]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if you read this Stoke fans- literally everyone is laughing at you and your tin pot club

 

[Redemption]

Jesus wept, what a bunch of deluded and entitled arseholes!

They fell off the gravy train and reality has bitten them hard. No decent players want to come to your shithole now, eh, Stoke?

When I watch the highlights this morning and saw the number of empty seats, I was thinking f***ing hell want a bunch of fair-weather supporters.

Even though their football wasn't great in the Prem, it did keep them there, having a few good seasons, and the Britannia was both well attended and generally in good voice - they did always back the team and have a good attitude.

It seems not to have come down with them.

 

[BryanRoy22]

When two of the most famous people from Stoke (Phil Taylor and Robbie Williams) would rather support Port Vale, you know you’re doing something wrong.

 

[valspoodle]

Back to the one-eyed supporters. We weren't that bad and they weren't that good.

They don't enjoy a Pulis style tough guy approach, do they?

 

[Tobias]

Fans of the worst team in the league calling the best team in the league the worst team in the league? Remarkable stuff.

Also regarding the dirty team comments... Aaron Ramsey is outside and he'd like a word. Is that braindead thug Shawcross still at the club? I'm not sure how anyone could handle living in that 'city' for so long. It's just three or four dour, stagnant, derelict towns that somehow congealed into one depressing grey midland wasteland naturally over time.

 

[Barry]

I did think about doing a special Derby Fan Comments after this weeks events but wasn't sure if it would be a bit harsh or read by many.

If you build it, they will come

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[Viktor]

If you build it, they will come

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And laugh

 

[Malcolm.Star]

I have got a very good friend who is a Stoke supporter. For their sake I was willing to be a generous winner but after that load of old tosh I think they would deserve to go down. Regarding dirtiness and the referee he gave out free kicks and yellow cards almost every time one of their poor players was touched yet when Dawson was shoved to the ground in the box and they went on to score; nothing.

Very little respect for this bunch of fans. Perhaps we’ve been spoiled by playing teams with decent supporters like Barnsley.

 

[Harry1982]

3 years in the prem and those comments are horrendous. They remind me of wolves when they went down to league 1 a couple of years ago. Mickey mouse town can still remember a night out in stoke ended up in a strip joint, took this blonde for a private dance after a few seconds it became clear she had recently just taken a dump but soldiered through as I had just spent 40 quid to sniff her crappy ar@e....

 

[carlosmerino]

Football fans do have short memories. They were one of the filthiest, least attractive teams to watch in the premiership under Pulis and their fans loved it.

 

[Farmer Jack]

Wow.

Most threads this season have made me think "fair fucks to the opposition fans, some balanced stuff there", but these really make me glad we battered the shithouses.

Hope they go down.

Pretty much word for word what is was going to write. What a bunch of spineless cretins.

 

[ArchieGerbil]

3 years in the prem and those comments are horrendous. They remind me of wolves when they went down to league 1 a couple of years ago. Mickey mouse town can still remember a night out in stoke ended up in a strip joint, took this blonde for a private dance after a few seconds it became clear she had recently just taken a dump but soldiered through as I had just spent 40 quid to sniff her crappy ar@e....

hmmmm...

 

[account deleted]

I'm just glad we're back to being the worst team they've played.

All this "Forest are a good side" nonsense was causing instability