Calvin Plummer
Viv Anderson
Play the under 23s, fine all the first team squad two weeks wages and donate it all to the Donna Louise.
Does it matter who we play?
I'd play the ladies team if we could. They've got more balls than that shower.
It doesn’t really matter what team we play does it any more.
We got three keepers, one in shite form, one is just shite, and one we have no idea if he actually exists
4 full backs (including McClean) none of which can defend
5 fit centre halves- None of which are very good
About ten centre midfielders- who do a lot of running but none of which can really create anything when attacking
One winger in the squad because our other is at Bolton
Powell’s dead
Duffy meh
Vokes can’t move
Gregory can’t score
Hogan can’t play up top on his own
Neither can Campbell
Basically we’re f**ked.
Who cares, same shit, same result, it’s like a recurring nightmare, you wake up, think it’s over, go back to sleep and there you are back in it ad infinitum.
Wogan
Madeline McCann Your Mum Steve McFadden
Some Crisps Harold Bishop
Michael Gove Vanessa Feltz Chegwin's Cock
Barry Scott H from Steps
A Stain of Dubious origin
Name an eleven stoke could beat?
I think we struggle to take that side with Wogan in nets.
I know Forest are on a decent run, but are they really anything other than a tidy championship team?
Not seen much of them in fairness but plenty of teams get off to decent starts and tail off, especially with new managers. I hope their start isn’t used as an excuse for us to bottle it. Although Jones needs to go, we need 3 points and he needs to try and win this game. Any of this 5 at the back and 1 up front rubbish needs sacking off. If you’re going to go out, go out fighting Nathan. Don’t meekly surrender at home to a nothing side like Forest.
I predict a riot.
And a 0-4 bumming.
NJ will play to not lose ie. 4-5-1 with 10 men behind the ball. Forest will camp in our half we will invite pressure and concede early on, heads will drop and the flood gates will open.
That forest line up is shit.
It takes a special kind of fuckwittery for us to be struggling in this league with the resource we have.
That Forest side is definitely not shit. It's a solid championship side with a mixture of experience and youth. I reckon Joe Lolley will rip McLean to shreds.
We're streets ahead of these. How the f*** are we in the position we're in?!
Get the f*** in Gregory, lovely goal!!
Please be a turning point!
Well deserved to be fair. Started brightly.
Midfield has been brilliant. Their midfield are a bunch of snide *****.
Dirty twats. Cloughie will be turning in his grave.
Their manager looks like a black Johnny English.
Forest have had two cheese slices. I hope we are smart enough to exploit that.
10 shots. Christ.
Shit. we could do with Dawson staying on.
Forest had no ideas if we press.
So now they've only got one on a cheese slice.
Fuckin shit Butland, you fuckin gifted them a goal!!!
Butland what were you doing there? f***ing hell. We've been all over these bastards.
Miles offside.
f***ing awful decision.
How shit has this referee been?
The players have worked their socks off and played some decent stuff. Yet the clown between the sticks fucks up again.
Hardly his fault they've scored a bullshit goal.
Easily offside. Disgraceful officiating.
Never mind Butland, McClean was f'ing useless. Never a left back, never a football player. Useless prick.
Dominated and then a ridiculous decision and the momentum has shifted.
If these leave Stoke-on-Trent tonight with anything more than a couple of red cards it'll be absolutely criminal.
They're a f***ing tragic outfit.
Another game versus a top 6 side who are f***ing shit. We should have buried this game and we all know whats gonna happen.
Yes Butland makes a mess of it but it wasn’t even a tight decision and the linesman has a perfect view.
Oh dear.
Another goal from an ordinary cross.
f*** off.
I feel sick.
I'm f***ing done with Stoke City. I have enough shit to deal with without this lot ruining one day every week.
These are now top of the league. Just let that sink in.
Never realised what a sissy McClean is. Not only can he not defend, he goes into self protection mode when a cross is delivered turning his back on the ball, and the result of that is a goal.
We're f**ked now.
14 shots to 3 and we are losing 2-1. Says it all about this team really.
The most depressing thing is that I haven’t seen a good team in this league. The standard is f***ing awful, these are now top and are woeful.
Agreed, this league is shite.
Don’t worry we won’t be in it next season.
You know you are wank when Sammy Ameobi scores against you!
3-1 when will this nightmare end?
That's the worst goal we will ever concede.
3 shots on target, 3 goals. Sigh.
Its mental the difference between this half and the 1st. Morale and confidence has hit an all time low.
They should all be walked through the city centre tomorrow as the public throw rotten fruit at them. Embarrassing bunch. They should be disgusted in themselves.
We have had our arses handed to us by the worse Ameobi brother. Thats how low we have sunk!
The amount of snide fouls they've gotten away with is a farce.
Horrible dirty side are Forest.
Forest looking totally comfortable, no danger from us whatsoever!!!
It's only just over 4 years since we beat Liverpool 6 - 1 and it feels like we are living on a different planet. Just so sad.
Does it matter who we play?
I'd play the ladies team if we could. They've got more balls than that shower.
It doesn’t really matter what team we play does it any more.
We got three keepers, one in shite form, one is just shite, and one we have no idea if he actually exists
4 full backs (including McClean) none of which can defend
5 fit centre halves- None of which are very good
About ten centre midfielders- who do a lot of running but none of which can really create anything when attacking
One winger in the squad because our other is at Bolton
Powell’s dead
Duffy meh
Vokes can’t move
Gregory can’t score
Hogan can’t play up top on his own
Neither can Campbell
Basically we’re f**ked.
Who cares, same shit, same result, it’s like a recurring nightmare, you wake up, think it’s over, go back to sleep and there you are back in it ad infinitum.
Wogan
Madeline McCann Your Mum Steve McFadden
Some Crisps Harold Bishop
Michael Gove Vanessa Feltz Chegwin's Cock
Barry Scott H from Steps
A Stain of Dubious origin
Name an eleven stoke could beat?
I think we struggle to take that side with Wogan in nets.
I know Forest are on a decent run, but are they really anything other than a tidy championship team?
Not seen much of them in fairness but plenty of teams get off to decent starts and tail off, especially with new managers. I hope their start isn’t used as an excuse for us to bottle it. Although Jones needs to go, we need 3 points and he needs to try and win this game. Any of this 5 at the back and 1 up front rubbish needs sacking off. If you’re going to go out, go out fighting Nathan. Don’t meekly surrender at home to a nothing side like Forest.
I predict a riot.
And a 0-4 bumming.
NJ will play to not lose ie. 4-5-1 with 10 men behind the ball. Forest will camp in our half we will invite pressure and concede early on, heads will drop and the flood gates will open.
That forest line up is shit.
It takes a special kind of fuckwittery for us to be struggling in this league with the resource we have.
That Forest side is definitely not shit. It's a solid championship side with a mixture of experience and youth. I reckon Joe Lolley will rip McLean to shreds.
We're streets ahead of these. How the f*** are we in the position we're in?!
Get the f*** in Gregory, lovely goal!!
Please be a turning point!
Well deserved to be fair. Started brightly.
Midfield has been brilliant. Their midfield are a bunch of snide *****.
Dirty twats. Cloughie will be turning in his grave.
Their manager looks like a black Johnny English.
Forest have had two cheese slices. I hope we are smart enough to exploit that.
10 shots. Christ.
Shit. we could do with Dawson staying on.
Forest had no ideas if we press.
So now they've only got one on a cheese slice.
Fuckin shit Butland, you fuckin gifted them a goal!!!
Butland what were you doing there? f***ing hell. We've been all over these bastards.
Miles offside.
f***ing awful decision.
How shit has this referee been?
The players have worked their socks off and played some decent stuff. Yet the clown between the sticks fucks up again.
Hardly his fault they've scored a bullshit goal.
Easily offside. Disgraceful officiating.
Never mind Butland, McClean was f'ing useless. Never a left back, never a football player. Useless prick.
Dominated and then a ridiculous decision and the momentum has shifted.
If these leave Stoke-on-Trent tonight with anything more than a couple of red cards it'll be absolutely criminal.
They're a f***ing tragic outfit.
Another game versus a top 6 side who are f***ing shit. We should have buried this game and we all know whats gonna happen.
Yes Butland makes a mess of it but it wasn’t even a tight decision and the linesman has a perfect view.
Oh dear.
Another goal from an ordinary cross.
f*** off.
I feel sick.
I'm f***ing done with Stoke City. I have enough shit to deal with without this lot ruining one day every week.
These are now top of the league. Just let that sink in.
Never realised what a sissy McClean is. Not only can he not defend, he goes into self protection mode when a cross is delivered turning his back on the ball, and the result of that is a goal.
We're f**ked now.
14 shots to 3 and we are losing 2-1. Says it all about this team really.
The most depressing thing is that I haven’t seen a good team in this league. The standard is f***ing awful, these are now top and are woeful.
Agreed, this league is shite.
Don’t worry we won’t be in it next season.
You know you are wank when Sammy Ameobi scores against you!
3-1 when will this nightmare end?
That's the worst goal we will ever concede.
3 shots on target, 3 goals. Sigh.
Its mental the difference between this half and the 1st. Morale and confidence has hit an all time low.
They should all be walked through the city centre tomorrow as the public throw rotten fruit at them. Embarrassing bunch. They should be disgusted in themselves.
We have had our arses handed to us by the worse Ameobi brother. Thats how low we have sunk!
The amount of snide fouls they've gotten away with is a farce.
Horrible dirty side are Forest.
Forest looking totally comfortable, no danger from us whatsoever!!!
It's only just over 4 years since we beat Liverpool 6 - 1 and it feels like we are living on a different planet. Just so sad.
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