Manhandled by Stewards and Police

windmill

windmill

Geoff Thomas
I got ordered with a ticket telling me to leave the city centre immediately after arguing with an ugly **** over a bird i got off with who he thought he had a chance with, the pleb. Anyway, copper gave me the ticket i tried to argue against it obviously. Told mr snout to learn some people skills and was duely arrested. ****s.
 
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cmw

Viv Anderson
I was arrested for standing on a wall at Cov when I was about 15/16. Their must have been 200 people standing on the wall but this big hard copper singled me out even though I could not see a single blade of grass without standing on said wall.
As far as I know only me and a mate who dared to ask why I was being arrested got nicked.
The offence I was charged with was resisting arrest NO OTHER OFFENCE. Why would you not resist arrest if you haven't done anything wrong?
Still, on appearing in court I got talking to a lad involved with the FEC and never looked back.
Well done copper!
 
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sedgred

Banned
congo_red said:
Interesting. You consider me a brain dead moron?
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:facepalm: :LOL:

Alright there are so many stewards about, law of averages say that the odd one rises well above the description of '' Brain Dead Moron '' . You Congo are in that minority !.

But seeing the ''Security '' in action at Crofton Park, bearing in mind the occasion, it provided us with several problems and limitless laughs during the day.

Also the NVQ Level 1, of which I am now a proud '' Achiever '', when I passed the course at Lincoln, lets say produced more of a challange trying to get the trainer to up the level of his delivery to above his usual clients, rather than grasping the course content !
 
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sebs

Jack Burkitt
sedgred said:
When I was part of a group being trained as stewards for the Pope's visit last year, this fool of NVQ assessor asked what motivated us to train for this job..( Think about where and why we were doing it ? ).......My answer was that I picked on at home by my wife and kids, that the only chance I have to hit back was the power to bully defenceless old ladies at Crofton Park, protected by a high vis jacket !, everyone laughed but the Trainer, he told me we had signed up for very serious job and had to have the right attitude.

Judging by the level of competence needed for NVQ level 1, Stewards are brain dead morons!.
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lol lol lol lol

can't stop laughing at this

talking of power happy stewards, i'm a power happy olympics volunteer. can't wait.
 
B Block Red

B Block Red

Viv Anderson
Fallon said:
I'm still yet to find a police officer that is exempt from the phrase "All Coppers Are Bastards."
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I hope you remember that next time you need their services.

Id say on the whole they do a fairly decent job. Theres a few wankers who think that the uniform makes em God, but on the whole I think they do a decent job in some very challenging circumstances.
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
I was once badly manhandled by a Policewoman.

I was minding my own business, but ended up being handcuffed to a chair, and then blindfolded and beaten with some kind of whip.

Worst of it was, it turned eventually out she wasn't a Policewoman at all!
 
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clusternakker

Guest
They need to pull their act together - a week ago saw 2 pretend copper community people trying to wake a clearly drunk chap up, who just wanted to lay there, so as he refused to get up, they called in for backup - 2 cop cars pulled up, 4 officers then attempt to move the guy, drop him and then they call an ambulance to take him to hospital - guy refuses to get into ambulance by which time a cop van arrives and ends up carting him off.

The cost of all that - the government needs to bring in a 'capture cost'
 
GOBIAS

GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
clusternakker said:
hardly call than 'manhandled' if the old bloke wasnt acting like a little f***ing kid, refusing to stand etc - what a prick.
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Exactly the guy needs to grow up and act his age. If he has such bad heart problems why is he getting himself embroiled in such silly situations.

Rich said:
It's better than the usual idiotic responses of "they're in day glow jackets so they must be in the wrong'.

No context in the clip at all, besides some comment from a forum. He could be a ********** on the run for all we know, yet the people seem to want to stick up for him.
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Agree totally. You can't tell what the hell is going on in the clip anyway and we don't even know what has happen before the clip.

T5 Tricky said:
I hope you remember that next time you need their services.

Id say on the whole they do a fairly decent job. Theres a few wankers who think that the uniform makes em God, but on the whole I think they do a decent job in some very challenging circumstances.
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Spot on point. I find some peoples hatred of the Police absolutely ridiculous. Sure there are some wankers about in the Police (they say the Police should reflect society) but most do a good job for not massive pay and in the various dealings I have had with them most are OK if you are OK with them. Certainly in a crisis I'd be glad of their help and I certainly think it is unfair to label the Police bad just because of how they Police football matches which is a massive difference to street policing.


The problem the Police have in situations like this is perception. There is no way incidents like this can be dealt with, without looking pretty bad and the more someone kicks up a fuss the more ugly the confrontation gets especially if someone is old or female but what do you do? Just allow anyone who is female, old, black, Asian, under 18 etc... to do as they please if they kick up a bit of a fuss? Of course all members of the public watching on and disapproving are automatically experts on everything and know exactly how do deal with things better than Police who have been trained and have done the job for years.

Also interesting to know that the guy who collapsed with his dodgy ticker was given a clean bill of health. Not surprising as having already tried every trick in the book to prevent his ejection why not waste the paramedics time also?
 
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