Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
Who is that shooting
Deadwood with his AK gun?
It is Karanka!
Deadwood with his AK gun?
It is Karanka!
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Forest Haiku Thread
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Who deserved more time,
To clear out the squad deadwood?
Mark Warburton did.
To clear out the squad deadwood?
Mark Warburton did.
Redemption
Agenda Benda
eventually
it will be time to move on
sooner the better
it will be time to move on
sooner the better
Modern football, eh?
It’s just a load of bollocks.
Bring back the 80s.
It’s just a load of bollocks.
Bring back the 80s.
Project Zeus
Steve Chettle
Get your head kicked in
It sure was a golden age
Football has moved on.
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It sure was a golden age
Football has moved on.
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Redemption
Agenda Benda
I recall those days
Paul Scarrot in the Bell Inn
reciting Haiku
Paul Scarrot in the Bell Inn
reciting Haiku
What, no more old school?
Were you even there, young man?
Throw them in the Trent!
Senior Flange Technician
Andy!
Nottingham Forest
Round pegs square holes need left back
Same old story, shit.
Round pegs square holes need left back
Same old story, shit.
Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
Man United came
And smashed that Canal Street pub
But we won four one.
And smashed that Canal Street pub
But we won four one.
Senior Flange Technician
Andy!
Aitor Karanka
He is not the messiah
Very naughty boy
He is not the messiah
Very naughty boy
Steve B
Jack Armstrong
When Clough left his stage
To all that followed, a curse
Those that stayed, far worse
To all that followed, a curse
Those that stayed, far worse
Redemption
Agenda Benda
I'm Red Till Dead
Stuart Pearce
Splitting the word forever doesn't take away a syllable. How about
Bert Millichip claimed
Clough pissed into his teapot
Forest ever cursed
Always look on the bright
A. Trialist
Free from injuries?
Eleven stay on the pitch? No
I want another dog
Eleven stay on the pitch? No
I want another dog
Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
So nearly!
5-7-5 is the metre.
Your worthy effort is 5-8-6
Take out the No from line 2.
Take out the I from Line 3.
Jobs a good 'un!
Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
More attacker, please
We have defenders enough.
Ass-om-ba-lon-ga!
(Or Bamford - but that doesn't fit!)
We have defenders enough.
Ass-om-ba-lon-ga!
(Or Bamford - but that doesn't fit!)
Steve B
Jack Armstrong
Sheep are in distress
Twitching, bleating, shedding wool
Dogs are circling. Drool!
Twitching, bleating, shedding wool
Dogs are circling. Drool!
adam09
Super Koopa
The rams are coming
Think we are shitting our pants
Are we f***, you morons
Think we are shitting our pants
Are we f***, you morons
It is derby day.
Bring on the sheep molesters.
We’ll smash the f***ers.
Bring on the sheep molesters.
We’ll smash the f***ers.
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Forest and Derby
You can schmell the history
Of my underpants
You can schmell the history
Of my underpants
Redemption
Agenda Benda
The Summer heat rises
Karankas Revolving door
Opens winter hell.
Karankas Revolving door
Opens winter hell.
Psycho's Dragon
Jack Armstrong
Bottle it in May
Much to Forest's amusement
It's what Derby do
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Much to Forest's amusement
It's what Derby do
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Matt
Stuart Pearce
Soudanis come in
First signing under ten mil
Marinakis out
First signing under ten mil
Marinakis out
Captain Sinister
Senior doom Monger
End of May looming
No new signings completed
When will we see change?
No new signings completed
When will we see change?
IJPS
Supporting NFFC since 1977
Martin ONeils back
Still time to get to premier
MARTIN'S COMING HOME
Still time to get to premier
MARTIN'S COMING HOME