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Forest Haiku Thread

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
Alas, if only
If we played all games away
We would go straight up
 

Alf-engelos Mindminackers

The Artiste formally known as "Wanksy"
Out of the shadows
His rockets ignite
Jets into battle flying faster than light (Flash Gordon!)

Lord of the jungle
The hero who stalks
The beast calling brother, the ghost who walks (Phantom!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

Master of magic spells and illusions
Enemies crumble at fear and confusion (Mandrake!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

His strength is a legend
His skills conquer all
Ong'th his power, we never will fall! (Lother!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

With our new young heroes, proving their worth, 4 become 8, defending the Earth!

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

Defenders of the..................Earth Earth Earth Earth!
 

Captain Sinister

Senior doom Monger
Out of the shadows
His rockets ignite
Jets into battle flying faster than light (Flash Gordon!)

Lord of the jungle
The hero who stalks
The beast calling brother, the ghost who walks (Phantom!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

Master of magic spells and illusions
Enemies crumble at fear and confusion (Mandrake!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

His strength is a legend
His skills conquer all
Ong'th his power, we never will fall! (Lother!)

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

With our new young heroes, proving their worth, 4 become 8, defending the Earth!

(Defenders of the Earth! Defenders!)

Defenders of the..................Earth Earth Earth Earth!

Not a single Haiku in there!
 

Ravi

Upper Decker
Waterproof football
An efficient steel win grinds
Tight as a chuffed gnat
 
Hark, hear Britains
Johnson comes to the rescue
To late for many
 

Redemption

Weepy gripe baby 👶

Fitzcarraldo

Ian Storey-Moore
(chew, chew, chew, chew, chew)
Time! Time! For f*** sake Knockers!
(chew, chew, chew, chew, chew)
 

Statto

Free Kick Specialist
Kyles haiku for Cartman will suit our number 15...

Ass full of pork fat
wiggles like a jello mould
Mouth is flapping too
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Lufthansa Wi-Fi
Does not dampen victory
Forest are magic
 
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