Forest Haiku Thread

[Psycho's Dragon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/42607843

Lichaj, chests, lets fly
Volley in the top corner
No chance Ospina

 

[Steve B]

I think from now on
We must all speak in haiku
All other ways shit

 

[Captain Sinister]

I T guy wanted!
Will Chris put in his C V?
Unfinished business.

 

[Sabri Natenagewitch]

Long commute for him
He lives in Germany now
but kept it quiet

 

[Farmer Jack]

Hull, last thirty two,
We'll beat them and we'll beat you,
Onward to Wembley.

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

Men ln red and white
On the field of deepest green
Don't glve me the blues

 

[Redemption]

All seasons the same
The rumoured Spanish left back
Desire unfulfilled

 

[Ravi]

Ruthless tidal wave
Subsumes glacial progress
Fresh boots to be washed

 

[GOD]

A winter clearout
Better than a dose of salts
Or an enema


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[Strummer]

Squad reinforcements?

We need more ginger players!

It’s the Forest way!

 

[Sabri Natenagewitch]

A winter clearout
Better than a dose of salts
Or an enema


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Apologies time
no need to talk about arse
running with water

 

[Psycho's Dragon]

Ruthless tidal wave
Subsumes glacial progress
Fresh boots to be washed

Subsumes THE glacial progress (for the 7 syllables) - but otherwise I like it.

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[Ravi]

Subsumes THE glacial progress (for the 7 syllables) - but otherwise I like it.

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Glay - Sea - Al ?

 

[account deleted]

Determination
Maneuverability
Organisation

 

[Psycho's Dragon]

Glay - Sea - Al ?

Good point I assumed glay-shal

Ok ignore

Edit - although...

glacial

How many syllables in*glacial?

***2*syllables

Divide*glacial*into syllables: **gla-cial
Stressed syllable in*glacial: **gla-cial
How to pronounce*glacial: **gley-shul

 

[Psycho's Dragon]

Determination
Maneuverability
Organisation

That's an efficient German Haiku right there. Terrifying in it's lack of poetry.


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[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Step 1 now complete
Seeing step 2 would be nice
Happen this time please

 

[Ravi]

Good point I assumed glay-shal

Ok ignore

Edit - although...

glacial

How many syllables in*glacial?

***2*syllables

Divide*glacial*into syllables: **gla-cial
Stressed syllable in*glacial: **gla-cial
How to pronounce*glacial: **gley-shul

Thanks


Ruthless tidal wave
Subsumes wan glacial progress
Fresh boots to be washed

 

[account deleted]

That's an efficient German Haiku right there. Terrifying in it's lack of poetry.


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Absolutely right
To put it another way
Vorsprung durch Technik

 

[Psycho's Dragon]

It's February
Transfused with new blood and steel
Deadwood offloaded

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[Strummer]

Götterdämmerung!

Deutschland ist die Weltmeister!

Alles ist verrückt!

 

[Ravi]

Haiku's are easy
And sometimes they don't make sense
Serendipity

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

Good point I assumed glay-shal

Ok ignore

Edit - although...

glacial

How many syllables in*glacial?

***2*syllables

Divide*glacial*into syllables: **gla-cial
Stressed syllable in*glacial: **gla-cial
How to pronounce*glacial: **gley-shul

Isn't Glay-shul the US English pronunciation, as opposed to Ravi's Gla-sea-al the proper (British) english pronunciation?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/glacial

 

[Redemption]

Isn't Glay-shul the US English pronunciation, as opposed to Ravi's Gla-sea-al the proper (British) english pronunciation?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/glacial

In Nott-num proper
Glay-see-al is said glay-shul
Cuz it's code int'it?

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

In Nott-num proper
Glay-see-al is said glay-shul
Cuz it's code int'it?

Its not that code is it. I bet its not even frosty.