Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

[Rockabilly]

I don't really know why they come on here if it upsets them so much.

Did they think us (and many others) were going to forget the things their club did and how they got away with it? And how they blamed everyone but their club and Mel for their problems? I mean, they even attacked some of their own more reasonable minded fans for saying things that they didn't like (there are quite a lot of actual Derby fans on Ze List, after all!).

Sorry sheepies, but you were more than happy to gloat about how you had everyone on strings, how Mel was a genius for finding another loophole, sang about having a party when Middlesbrough's chairman dies for having the audacity to call you out and singing "f*** the EFL" every week despite them showing more leniency to Derby than I have seen them give any other club. All whilst they don't say a word about ripping off other clubs (like that Polish club they owed money to), the taxpayer (you know, the taxes that fund our NHS and other public services) and the businesses and charities in their own community. A bit of piss taking on a rival club's forum is a slap on the wrist compared to the consequences that that club should have faced.

Well said Ash.

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

I'll be on this bogger when I've had me tea and a bath.

'kinaidoh . . .

Took you over 15 hours to have your tea and a bath?!

Big owd plates on snap and a lot of you to sponge down, eh yoth?!

 

[Rockabilly]

'kinaidoh . . .

Took you over 15 hours to have your tea and a bath?!

Big owd plates on snap and a lot of you to sponge down, eh yoth?!

Ow do Des.

 

[Rockabilly]

'kinaidoh . . .

Took you over 15 hours to have your tea and a bath?!

Big owd plates on snap and a lot of you to sponge down, eh yoth?!

These things are carefully planned... had to get plenty of haslet in, the bleddy butchers were closed for Easter.

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

These things are carefully planned... had to get plenty of haslet in, the bleddy butchers were closed for Easter.

What's haslet?

I've never heard of it.

 

[DanR]

What's haslet?

I've never heard of it.

It's a posh version of the beef jerky you South Africans enjoy.

 

[Bonfy177]

I don't really know why they come on here if it upsets them so much.

Did they think us (and many others) were going to forget the things their club did and how they got away with it? And how they blamed everyone but their club and Mel for their problems? I mean, they even attacked some of their own more reasonable minded fans for saying things that they didn't like (there are quite a lot of actual Derby fans on Ze List, after all!).

Sorry sheepies, but you were more than happy to gloat about how you had everyone on strings, how Mel was a genius for finding another loophole, sang about having a party when Middlesbrough's chairman dies for having the audacity to call you out and singing "f*** the EFL" every week despite them showing more leniency to Derby than I have seen them give any other club. All whilst they don't say a word about ripping off other clubs (like that Polish club they owed money to), the taxpayer (you know, the taxes that fund our NHS and other public services) and the businesses and charities in their own community. A bit of piss taking on a rival club's forum is a slap on the wrist compared to the consequences that that club should have faced.

Gerrum lads

 

[Ashley]

Gerrum lads

That image reminds me of their forum during the Quantuma days whenever one of their fans broke away from the hivemind.

 

[Rockabilly]

What's haslet?

I've never heard of it.

You'll love it Des, it's the food of Long Eaton Kings.

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

You'll love it Des, it's the food of Long Eaton Kings.

What is this "Long Eaton" you speak of?

Never heard onnit.

 

[Bonfy177]

That image reminds me of their forum during the Quantuma days whenever one of their fans broke away from the hivemind.

I miss the days of Quantuma , I especially liked Fridays, we all knew they’d knocked off for the weekend around about 11-30am but next door be giving it serious

Reet up until 5pm just hoping for news .

 

[Rockabilly]

What is this "Long Eaton" you speak of?

Never heard onnit.

The birth place of the finest Gaff Lads, Brandy Snaps and Haslet Cobs.

 

[Rockabilly]

I miss the days of Quantuma , I especially liked Fridays, we all knew they’d knocked off for the weekend around about 11-30am but next door be giving it serious

Reet up until 5pm just hoping for news .

Any deadlines?

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

The birth place of the finest Gaff Lads, Brandy Snaps and Haslet Cobs.

I see.

I thought it was a term I wasn't familiar with. Something like:

"Would you like a sandwich? A biscuit? Slice of toast?

"No, thank you. I've not long eaten"





Is there a choch there that I could potentially minister?

 

[Ashley]

I miss the days of Quantuma , I especially liked Fridays, we all knew they’d knocked off for the weekend around about 11-30am but next door be giving it serious

Reet up until 5pm just hoping for news .

The Quantuma/Kirchner era was amazing, the mental gymnastics and blaming everyone and their dog (thus giving birth to Ze List) was hilarious and there were so many great posts on the previous incarnation of this thread (the "Fresh Prince of Bellend" song about Kirchner and the Derby accounts department parody page on Twitter being highlights for me ). At least we'll always have Nadal on clay!

 

[Rockabilly]

" I've not long eaten"

I see what you did there.

 

[Gyros Peter]

I see.

I thought it was a term I wasn't familiar with. Something like:

"Would you like a sandwich? A biscuit? Slice of toast?

"No, thank you. I've not long eaten"





Is there a choch there that I could potentially minister?

There's a bunch of chochs there if its anything like it was twenty years ago.

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

There's a bunch of chochs there if its anything like it was twenty years ago.

Thank you! I might pay a visit if that's still the case.

 

[Rockabilly]

Thank you! I might pay a visit if that's still the case.

Careful now... you'll owd @Bonfy177 off his nut.

 

[Bonfy177]

At least we'll always have Nadal on clay!

Single funniest tweet ever…….they went apoplectic with rage next door called the Kirch Dog worse than a pick pocket.

But for me a reflection on their fan base was when Kirchner tweeted about something genuinely sad that had just happened and one of the heartless tw@ts replied asking him about the takeover, stay classy Derby stay classy.

 

[valspoodle]

I think Desmond 2+2 knows Derby rather better than he's letting on.

 

[Arsebishop Desmond TwoTwo]

I think Desmond 2+2 knows Derby rather better than he's letting on.

What can this gnomic comment possibly mean?

 

[Rockabilly]

Single funniest tweet ever…….they went apoplectic with rage next door called the Kirch Dog worse than a pick pocket.

But for me a reflection on their fan base was when Kirchner tweeted about something genuinely sad that had just happened and one of the heartless tw@ts replied asking him about the takeover, stay classy Derby stay classy.

Classy and Derby in the same sentence Bonf?

Are you off yer nut?

 

[DanR]

I think Desmond 2+2 knows Derby rather better than he's letting on.

A life of dedication to the poor and those less fortunate will do that to you.

 

[Bonfy177]

I think Desmond 2+2 knows Derby rather better than he's letting on.

What can this gnomic comment possibly mean?

gerrim lads