Does anyone remember League 1 Derby County? (STILL the worst team in history!)

[Ashley]

Never mind Northampton Town, that lot couldn't win a game of football against Northampton Saints, and they play a completely sport (mind you, is Warneball really football either?).

 

[congo_red_49]

Injury crisis you say?

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www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

Oh dear, what a shame.
The collapse is on, as mystic Congo foretold in the LTLF scriptures.

 

[DanR]

Injury crisis you say?

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www.derbytelegraph.co.uk

Oh dear, what a shame.
The collapse is on, as mystic Congo foretold in the LTLF scriptures.

Dwight Gayle out for 3 weeks did he hurt himself falling over?

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Dwight Gayle out for 3 weeks did he hurt himself falling over?

He's worse than our very own TerWitTerWoo Ioweyaone.

 

[congo_red_49]

Dwight Gayle out for 3 weeks did he hurt himself falling over?

Needs to use his walker these days, or he'll keep having falls.

 

[Rockabilly]

Traffic Cops on C5 last night. This copper was ripping the P155 out of Derby County.

 

[Grenville 1898]

Fratton Park can generate some noise on their day! Certainly the best atmosphere in League 1.
Surprising given that the Sheep have 30,000 fans at every home game.

 

[Ashley]

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Traffic Cops on C5 last night. This copper was ripping the P155 out of Derby County.

The new and improved official Derby County blame list:
1. The EFL
2. Steve Gibson
3. Neil Bausor
4. Middlesbrough
5. Rob Couhig
6. Wycombe
7. Covid
8. The ticket office
9. The HMRC
10. Nicholas Randall
11. Trevor Birch
12. Darren Bent
13. Steve McClaren
14. Danny Higginbotham
15. Richard Keogh
16. The European Super League
17. Sky Sports
18. The Football League paper
19. Burton Albion
20. Derby City Council
21. Mind (the mental health charity)
22. Opposition fans
23. The taxpayer
24. Derby's creditors
25. Forest fans that sit in the Upper Bridgford
26. Rick Parry
27. Brice Samba
28. Jack Colback
29. Simon Jordan
30. ITV Digital
31. Setanta
32. Brian Clough
33. Juventus
34. Tim Robinson
35. Lewis Grabban
36. Brennan Johnson
37. Kenny Burns
38. Nigel Clough
39. Billy Davies
40. LTLF
41. Rockabilly and his curse
42. Derby fans (whilst also being blameless at the same time)
43. Stan Collymore
44. Leeds United
45. Ed Dawes
46. Ugg (the caveman that created football, leading to the creation of the EFL)
47. Scott McKenna (for heading aeroplanes away that may contain investors, thus preventing Derby's takeover)
48. OK SpidermAndy! (for upsetting Derby fans by querying how long it will be before Derby fans nick Liverpool's "You'll Never Walk Alone" chant)
49. John Percy
50. Rob Dorsett
51. FFSForest (a Twitter user who pointed out how the absence of Derby's "unreal" supporters this season has cost them around £5m, which would help them complete the season. Clearly an EFL stooge!)
52. 166,000 empty seats (probably the fault of the seat manufacturer, rather than their "unreal" fans though)
53. Forest selling players to Olympiacos
54. Liverpool fans, Sheffield police and the Hillsboro/Govt report (making stadiums all seater prevented them from selling 60k every game)
55. Lyle Taylor
56. Adrian Durham
57. Luke Plange and Crystal Palace
58. Matt Donohue
59. Duane Holmes
60. Beardo7 and his £10 bet
61. Holland & Barrett
62. Bobby Zamora
63. Goalposts
64. Kim Leck
65. Aston Villa
66. Myself
67. The Mysterons
68. Captain Black
69. Shaggy
70. The Queen
71. RealRed85
72. Billingham Synthonia FC
73. Text messages
74. Congo_red (for daring to use facts)
75. Chevin Homes (the "preferred" partner in property)
76. Gianluca Di Marzio
77. Pozzo family (Udinese/Watford)
78. Brexit
79. Derby's Category 1 academy
80. Adam Hart-Davis
81. Birmingham City fans
82. Derby forum users Gritstone Tup and Mucker1884 (for breaking away from the hive mind and going against the narrative)
83. Chris Kirchner
84. Chris Doidge (blasphemous BBC Radio Derby presenter)
85. Daniel Taylor
86. Hasbro
87. From Software
88. Atari
89. 32 Red
90. Sheffield Wednesday fans
91. Bouncer the dog
92. Sam Longson
93. Alcohol
94. Leicester City
95. MaxiRobriguez
96. The MLS
97. The Joiners Arms in Quarndon
98. Highways England
99. Middlesbrough fans bringing facts onto Derby's forum
100. Ze list
101. Darren Huckerby
102. Del Boy and Rodney
103. Harry Enfield
104. Jeremy Simpson
105. Mason Bennett
106. Tom Lawrence
107. Ball boys
108. Scott Malone
109. Tubby pitch invaders
110. Kenny Loggins
111. Nathan Thompson
112. Vladimir Putin
113. MPs
114. "Fake" deadlines
115. The Derby Telegraph
116. The Twitter user @derbyram76 (aka Leitrim Ram) (for creating his own version of ze list)
117. Boris Johnson
118. Daleks
119. Derbyshire Mortgage Services (blasphemous mortgage firm)
120. Pancake day
121. Doctor Who and their companions
122. I'm Red Till Dead
123. BBC Radio Derby
124. Colin Fray
125. Uche Ikpeazu
126. Sky Bet
127. Mitchell and Webb
128. Cardiff City fans
129. Bungle from Rainbow (his coke addiction is causing confusion in the Quantuma offices, thus preventing Derby's takeover)
130. Notcher
131. Whoever at Nottingham Forest is asking the EFL to lobby FIFA to let players at Russian clubs walk away from their contracts
132. Chelsea
133. DC Comics
134. Preston North End
135. Billy Joel
136. Igor Novikov
137. Ben Smyth (treacherous "Derby fan" on Twitter slandering Derby's "amazing" supporters)
138. Joel Moore (another Derby traitor on Twitter who is going against the "Fight 'till the end" narrative)
139. Lech Poznan (for having the audacity to ask for money owed to them)
140. Kieran Maguire
141. Truth
142. HBB
143. Evangelos Marinakis
144. David (moderator on the DCFC Fans forum)
145. "Interested parties"
146. Club 84 (a Twitter user who posted a blasphemous image)
147. Alan Nixon
148. Matt Slater
149. Coventry City
150. The sun
151. Jack Marriott
152. The Sex Pistols
153. QPR
154. The Bristol City Forum OTIB
155. Secret squirrels
156. FiveThirtyEight's Super Computer
157. Mr Magoo
158. Douglas Adams
159. Philip Madoc
160. Will Smith and Chris Rock
161. Fawaz Al-Hasawi
162. Hans Von Dunkelroter
163. The Clash
164. Mr Popodopolous
165. The awkward "preferred bidder"
166. Everyone on page 1000 of this thread
167. Strummer
168. India Willoughby
169. Narcissists
170. Reading FC
171. Paul Ince
172. Status Quo
173. Agent Penguin
174. Sam Surridge
175. Joao Carvalho
176. Stoke City
177. Buildabonfire177
178. No Limits Sports Limited
179. 2 Unlimited
180. Golf
181. Obi Wan Kenobi
182. LTLF mods
183. Eddie Yates
184. Peter Ridsdale
185. Guy Moussi
186. RichNFFC's daughter
187. Zak Goulding (PNE fan on Twitter who has upset Derby's new messiah)
188. Alan Hinton
189. Red flags
190. Nathan Tyson
191. Trents
192. Common sense
193. Acrobat
194. ShakeyRed
195. Other teams getting results
196. Baba Rahman
197. Fulham fans
198. Buildabonfire177's friend
199. Rules
200. Luke Amos and Tom McIntyre
201. Captain Sinister
202. Paul Merson
203. Domino's Pizza
204. Jeff Hendrick
205. Accrington Stanley
206. West Brom fans
207. Jimtastic56 (blasphemous poster on Derby's forum criticising "heroic Derby" for their shit away form)
208. Mr Blonde
209. Wigan Athletic
210. EFL Rule 14.3.2
211. Forestjones (for asking for Derby's relegation as a birthday present on Easter Monday)
212. Gene Wilder
213. Ichthyostega
214. People voting Kelle Roos as Derby's Player of the Season (and the lazy, amateurish coding that enables people to do so multiple times)
215. Tombo (Derby fan committing an act of treason)
216. "Jamie" (@dingjme) (a Reading fan who has upset some of our sensitive friends down the road)
217. Flagman
218. Bobby (a QPR fan on Derby's forum bringing that pesky reality thing into their dreamworld again)
219. Football Post (for making Crewton on the Derby forum cry)
220. Rzarecteh
221. Malcolm Ebiowei
222. Ramstrust and BAWT
223. Belefonte (also made Crewton cry)
224. Forest fans at Peterborough (more crying from Crewton)
225. Erik
226. Size 11 font and Harvard referencing
227. Gamble
228. Wred
229. Winnits
230. Lack of VAR in the Championship (robbing Derby of 30 points!)
231. Tiff
232. Brian Potter
233. Demetrius Andrade
234. Thomas Tuchel
235. Death Cab for Cutie
236. Detroit City FC
237. Colleen Rooney
238. Hugh Tomlinson QC
239. Forest Scaffolding Nottingham Ltd
240. Famous Forestzoe
241. Czeslaw Michniewicz
242. Jeremy Corbyn
243. Rockabilly's flag
244. Augustus
245. Long Eaton Tesco
246. Mrs Beardo7
247. Levi Samuels Colwill
248. Steve Cooper
249. Jonathan Moss
250. Aladdin's lamp
251. EmmersonForest4
252. Transport for London
253. "The gap"
254. Sadiq Khan
255. Meateatingvegan (PNE fan picking on poor little Derby)
256. Depeche Mode
257. East Midlands news
258. Ian Redfern (treacherous and blasphemous Derby fan)
259. Memorial Day/Bank Holidays
260. Glassdoor
261. Manic Street Preachers
262. "Ze list" episode of Dad's Army
263. Gold (channel showing "ze list" episode)
264. jimbobram (Derby fan breaking away from the hive mind)
265. Rafa Nadal
266. The financial police
267. Bury AFC
268. Ramsbottom United
269. Silverdale
270. People being mean to Quantuma
271. James Hooton
272. Emmerdale
273. CBX1985
274. Le Juif Rouge (and his dastardly plans to turn Pride Park into a Sports Direct warehouse)
275. Other EFL clubs
276. Buckeye (poisonous to sheep!)
277. Mostyn6 (blasphemous Derby fan)
278. Lists
279. Gee SCREAMER !! (another Derby blasphemer straying from the hive mind)
280. Robin Chipperfield
281. Skeikh Anvac
282. Shake n' Vac
283. Ryan Allsop (deserter!)
284. Red Ram (either another Derby fan breaking away from the hive mind, or an undercover Forest fan!)
285. Chris Hughton (gave Derby fans false hope that they could finish above Forest, only to then be replaced by Cooper who got Forest promoted. Clearly part of some devious plan to take the piss out of Derby!)
286. Loud music (makes Crewton cry, given how he is more used to silence at Pride Park)
287. Mike Ashley
288. Hymns
289. Match of the Day
290. Westfield FC
291. Chloe Kelly
292. Hwang Ui-jo being signed by Forest and immediately loaned out to Olympiacos
293. Lincoln City
294. Liam Rosenior
295. Home teams in League One not allowing Derby to score against them, as should be their divine right
296. NFFC_Josh (for disrespecting Derby; founder members of the Football League!)
297. Samuel Allison (the worst referee ever, apparently)
298. Paul Warne
299. Lincoln City fans being mean to poor little Derby County
300. Jim Bowen
301. Women
302. Pontius Pilate
303. Plymouth Argyle
304. Sheffield Wednesday
305. Clubs that pay their taxes
306. Fans celebrating beating Derby
307. Curtis Davies
308. Michael Smith
309. Darren Moore
310. Leigh Doughty
311. Barnsley
312. Peterborough
313. Steve Cook
314. Marvin Johnson
315. Burton Albion fans bullying Derby on Twitter
316. QPR Twitter admin
317. Bobby Zamora day
318. Any current Sheffield Wednesday player and backroom staff that hasn't already been mentioned
319. Sheffield Wednesday tea lady
320. Owl_In_Hucknall
321. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May
322. Stephen Kenny
323. Derby's better players leaving (although according to Derby fans, they were shit anyway!)
324. Monza
325. Silvio Berlusconi
326. Adonis_NFFC (for reminding Derby of their obligations to the HMRC)
327. Declan Rice
328. Derby tannoy announcer (needs to be sacked for not announcing a sell out crowd!)
329. Ben Osborn
330. Wigan Athletic
331. Blackpool
332. Bris Vegas (for pointing out uncomfortable truths)
333. Greek people
334. Tyrese Fornah (undercover agent scoring own goals against Derby)
335. Derbion shopping centre
336. Pete Edwards
337. Colby Bishop
338. Shrewsbury Town social media admin
339. The coffee machine
340. Hannah Forest
341. Steve Evans
342. Barry
343. Steve Cooper being "the Welsh Nigel Pearson"
344. Manchester United being shit
345. Nuno Espírito Santo
346. Journalist in the USA (correctly) referring to Derby as a "minor league soccer club"
347. Ian Lavender (Private Pike)
348. Clarence the Dragon
349. Copper taking the piss out of Derby on Traffic Cops.

 

[Rockabilly]

Fratton Park can generate some noise on their day! Certainly the best atmosphere in League 1.
Surprising given that the Sheep have 30,000 fans at every home game.

Aye, but Portsmouth don't have 30.000 fans locked out every game both home and away.

 

[Rockabilly]

@Ashley nice one pal.

 

[Rockabilly]

 

[Rockabilly]

 

[Bonfy177]

Get the open top bus out .

May the best team win.

Honest.

 

[Rockabilly]

Get the open top bus out .

May the best team win.

Honest.

 

[Bonfy177]

Watched this earlier, genius

 

[Rockabilly]

Watched this earlier, genius

PoD.

 

[Farmer Jack]

Let's hope the donkey lashers do some sheep lashing this afternoon.

 

[Rockabilly]

Let's hope the donkey lashers do some sheep lashing this afternoon.

 

[Agent Penguin]

Mendez-Laing (so bad they named him twice) is in their starting

Limped off in the last game and was doubtful.

Waiting to hear a pop early doors.

 

[Joe Baker Legend]

 

[Bonfy177]

Pains me to say it but these swines are looking good for automatic , Premier League survival isn’t negotiable now.

One thing I can take solace in is real football fans ( not the arse kissing media ) couldn’t give a toss about Derby and possibly still resent the fact they stiffed everyone possible and from the outside it looks as if they got away with it.

 

[Ashley]

Yeah, looks like they are the beneficiaries of other sides bottling it rather than bottling it themselves for a change.

Looking at that squad, they are going to struggle next season unless they spend big though. And then there's their manager's record in that division...

 

[GOBIAS]

Yeah, looks like they are the beneficiaries of other sides bottling it rather than bottling it themselves for a change.

Looking at that squad, they are going to struggle next season unless they spend big though. And then there's their manager's record in that division...

Bolton have been a right set of wet wipes lately. I don’t know their form but judging by me wanting them to win every week and them being shit I’m assuming they have barely won in the last ten games. Or even if they have no way best promotion form.

 

[Rockabilly]

Bolton have been a right set of wet wipes lately. I don’t know their form but judging by me wanting them to win every week and them being shit I’m assuming they have barely won in the last ten games. Or even if they have no way best promotion form.

To be fair, they lost some of their best players through injury.

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Been telling you for weeks theyre going up.

Don't really care as long as we stay up as they'd still be irrelevant to us.