Chants for the new guys

[WSM EXILE]

Or I've seen on twitter:

What's that coming over the hill?

Assombalonga,
Assombalonga!

But mine's way better.

Could change the words to:
Who's that, gonna score us a goal

Assombalonga,
Assombalonga!

 

[Red Dawn]

Coooould your name be any looooooongerrrrr

ONE ASSAMOBALONGA

 

[Carlos]

I'll repeat my previous

Let's all do the conga
Britt Assomba-Longa
Laa la la la

 

[notcher10]

To the tune of "You're so shit it's unbelievable"


"He's called Britt and summat unpronounceable"

Fuckin this....You will hear this coming from the LB on Saturday rest assured.

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

When the ball hits the goal

It's not shearer or cole

It's assbongoumbongodangadangadingdongaaaaa

...bit UKIP that

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

oh oh Antonio...

 

[888balluk]

Is it safe to assume nothing rhymes with his surname

 

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

Is it safe to assume nothing rhymes with his surname

Oh! Oh! oh Antonio, he's gone away
Left me alone-ee-o, all on my own-ee-o

 

[dag nasty]

Oh! Oh! oh Antonio, he's gone away
Left me alone-ee-o, all on my own-ee-o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96kwILL35ig

Antonio is magic, you know, he'll always make you look too slow!

 

[puds1970]

I'll repeat my previous

Let's all do the conga
Britt Assomba-Longa
Laa la la la

Or.
He was born in Congo.
His names Britt Assombolonga.
Nah nah nah nah.

 

[TheEastIsRed]

He scores from the left,
He scores from the right,
Assombologna,
Cause Derby are shite.

 

[Dan Abnormal]

Seeing as he's from the DRC sung to the Um bongo theme:

Deep down in the middle of the Congo,
A woman and a man created Assombalonga.

They sent him to the City Ground and he made defenders look like drongos,
The fans and manager called this monster Assombalonga!

 

[dag nasty]

It will probably be the White Stripes tune but without the oooh, just his name as there are a million sylables......Britt Assomobolonga (repeat)

 

[Carlos]

I love you baby:



Ass omba longa
Hes our number 9
Ass omba longa
His skills are just divine
Ass omba longa
Scores again and we cheer

 

[Keysie]

I love you baby:



Ass omba longa
Hes our number 9
Ass omba longa
His skills are just divine
Ass omba longa
Scores again and we cheer

This

 

[dag nasty]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GSi4HE0OBcA

D I S C O

Mic - hail - An - Ton - io

or /and
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ta8WOW4erOA

 

[adam09]

Second one was what I was thinking, his name fits into that perfectly.

We found Burke in a hopeless place, we found Burke in a hopeless place, we found Burke in a hopeless place etc etc

 

[theyetiman]

Assombalonga Chant to the tune of Tom Hark by The Piranhas - Assombalonga, assombalonga, assombalonga, assombalonga.... I win.

 

[Paul]

I had a silly chant for Assombalonga to the tune of Mr Boombastic by Shaggy going round my head at work last night, hadn't quite figured out the second bit though!

 

[GupiRed2]

The chant yesterday did crack me up

We'll just call him Dave
We'll just call him Dave
Assombalonga
We'll just call him Dave

 

[kezz]

Assombalonga chants - my votes are torn between

the conga "Do-Doo-Doo Britt Assombalonga!"
or
white strips "Briiiiitt Assombalooonga!"

 

[donny]

The chant yesterday did crack me up

We'll just call him Dave
We'll just call him Dave
Assombalonga
We'll just call him Dave

Thats the winner

 

[donny]

Although, I was thinking of a Joy Division related song for Chris Burke..

 

[forestzoe]

The chant yesterday did crack me up

We'll just call him Dave
We'll just call him Dave
Assombalonga
We'll just call him Dave

That was ringing around Hubble and it did sound good!

 

[winnits]

His name was Psycho
His name was Psycho
But now he's Stu-art Pearce!

To the chorus of Psycho by Goldblade.

Few advantages...

1. It addresses the 'don't call me Psycho' call from SP whilst still enabling us to yell PSYCHO!

2. I'm sure he'd appreciate a punk-inspired chant

3. It's original - I don't think anyone else has used it before

and, crucially

4. It's not difficult to learn/remember!

http://youtu.be/MdF7_gpJO34