Chants for the new guys

[★PsYcHoSpiKe★]

any goodun's?


I just thought:-


BRITT ASSOMBALONGA!
MAKES MY SCHLONG GO LONGER!
BRITT ASSOMBALONGA!
MAKES MY SCHLONG GO LONGER!

 

[Thomas]

i couldnt find one that says ****. but whatever

 

[Heffing Psycho!]

I'm sticking by the one I coined in the Assombalonga thread:

Work it harder,
make it better,
Do it faster,
makes us stronger,
More than ever hour after our
Britt Ass-om-ba-longa.

 

[Heffing Psycho!]

Or I've seen on twitter:

What's that coming over the hill?

Assombalonga,
Assombalonga!

But mine's way better.

 

[Enzo Molinari]

What about

Assombalonga!!!!!!!!

Like the Fred flintstone shouting wilma

 

[Evans007]

Let's say his name a lot, really loud!

 

[Gingers Across the Midfield]

Let's say his name a lot, really loud!

We have a winner

 

[Rich B]

Do doo doo Britt Assombalonga

 

[888balluk]

Or I've seen on twitter:

What's that coming over the hill?

Assombalonga,
Assombalonga!

But mine's way better.

Seen it to

this is the one

Easy to remember, quick and funny

 

[jimthemod]

https://audioboo.fm/boos/1611399-song-for-britt-assombalonga

 

[jimthemod]

https://audioboo.fm/boos/1611399-song-for-britt-assombalonga

It's Brit Assomba ...sombalonga.. He's a Striker that Cost Record Wonga

 

[Captain Sinister]

Or as an Haiku:

Assambolonga
Bigger,better and stronger
The new Collymore

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

Please don't turn out
Please don't turn out
Please don't turn out to be shit.

 

[rogerthecat]

To the tune of "You're so shit it's unbelievable"


"He's called Britt and summat unpronounceable"

 

[ForestWon]

Let's say his name a lot, really loud!

Will this be in time to a tune, or just at random intervals?

As lower bridgford could end up repeating it after everyone else, but then that might not make a difference!

 

[ForestWon]

or just use his first name:


There's only decent britt, one decent bitt, one decent britt..

 

[louis]

To the tune of The Lumberjack Song by Monty Python (it is also wildy optimisitic)

A-ssombalonga scores and he's alright
he'll score all day and he'll score all night

I haven't got round to finishing it or writing a verse but one of you lot can sort that out

 

[888balluk]

When the ball hits the goal

It's not shearer or cole

It's assbongoumbongodangadangadingdongaaaaa

 

[merculesblud]

Assombalonga
assombalonga
assombalonga
assombalonga
we learned your name so f***ing score

 

[puds1970]

To the advert for umbongo.

Way down deep in a country called the Congo.
Physco signed a player named Britt Assombalonga.
We loved him like the others as he danced the might tango.
Because the tannoy always screams the scorer is Britt Assombalonga.

 

[TheEastIsRed]

Let's all go down the Trent,
Assombalonga!

(The 'have a banana' song)

 

[Danga]

ASS-OM-BA-LONG-AAAA
Pato, Reidy, Antonio
Lets all have a disco
NAN NA NA NA HAY!

 

[nffc13]

ASSOMBALONGA BABY,
ASSOMBALONGA, WOAHHHHHH.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

I'm struggling to fit 'with thanks to Wonga signed Assombalonga' but nothing seems to go. Playing around with La Cucaracha

 

[Jimboreds]

He Cost 5.5, His firsts name Britt, but we cant pronounce his name, the second bit

To the tune of when i was a little boy