Premier League - Punchable XI (current)

DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
Eddie Yates said:
There must be a place for the Redknapp family
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Director of Football, or any other role which allows him to draw a fat salary (tax free obviously) while achieving f*** all.
 
Project Zeus

Project Zeus

Steve Chettle
Caveman Ninja said:
My Newcastle friend texted me a few weeks ago saying Ryan Yates had the most punchable face in football
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I can see why he winds the opposition up, to be fair. He's great at laughing in other player's faces - usually justifiably, but opposition fans never see it that way.

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Kieran

Kieran

@NFFC182
Ashley said:
Forgot about that cat kicking twat Zouma. Straight in the starting XI.
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I'd love to see Roy Keane stamp on his face with his studs. I'd love Stuart Pearce to give him a left boot to the face. Duncan Ferguson headbutt him right in the skull.
Sorry I forgot what the thread was about? Oh yeah punchable faces.
Tbh I think with the likes of McBurnie and Garnacho you've pretty much nailed it here.
 
Fitzcarraldo

Fitzcarraldo

Ian Storey-Moore
Bruno 'Karen' Fernandes. Kick that growth right in the fanny.
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
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Caveman Ninja said:
My Newcastle friend texted me a few weeks ago saying Ryan Yates had the most punchable face in football 😔
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Someone from Newcastle criticising Ryan Yates, when their most famous export is Jimmy Nail, Ant and Dec or the Fat Slags?

A Town where the majority of inhabitants look like the uncasted extras from a George A. Romero Zombie-movie?

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
 
Flaggers

Flaggers

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And Peter Beardsley
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
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Eddie Yates said:
I wouldn't punch Kurt Zuma in the face

I'd set fire to his face & then put the fire out with a cricket bat
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I’ll hold your pads whilst you do that.
 
eyupmeduck

eyupmeduck

Geoff Thomas
Pickford - Acts big but arms are small
Ben White - Irrational dislike
Firpo - Ineptitude (This season will be replaced by Jack Robinson)
Zouma - Animal cruelty
Dier - Football Cruelty
Garnacho - Prick
Anthony - Expensive Diving Prick
Neves - Whinging Prick
Partey - Unable to comment but prick
Richarlison - Kick ups prick
Maddison - Annoying face (To be replaced by Mcburnie/Brewster this season)

Manager - Heckingbottom
Assistant Manager - Nathan Jones
Water Boy - Frank Lampard
Supporters - Wolves

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Flaggers

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Nah Eddie Howe gets the manager spot, the smug Sports Washing Sympathising prick
 
Huxley

Huxley

John Robertson
Is Declan Rice in here yet?
 
Rzar

Rzar

Bob McKinlay
I just tried to make a Likeable XI thread, but it's surprisingly hard to like anybody outside of a couple of Man City players.

I only managed Matty Cash in defence, I had nobody else & couldn't find a goalkeeper.

Back to hatred then.
 
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