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Unbeaten run

andover red

andover red

Geoff Thomas
Just watching the Big League Weekend show on Sky and it seems that only three teams in the CCC have a longer unbeaten run than us right now!

Shows how up and down this league is, but a good effort given that our recent games have been pretty tough ones.
 
Darth Pierre

Darth Pierre

Banned
andover red said:
Just watching the Big League Weekend show on Sky and it seems that only three teams in the CCC have a longer unbeaten run than us right now!

Shows how up and down this league is, but a good effort given that our recent games have been pretty tough ones.
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I honestly cant see us loosing another game........ever.
 
Anatoli

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
VanHooijdonk said:
so does that mean every woman on 'loose women' has a vagina like a wizards sleeve?

errrrrr
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Not necessarily, loose in this case might mean will allow anything in trousers to take her up the poop shoot.
 
Anatoli

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
VanHooijdonk said:
i have a pack of wine gums in my trouser pocket.
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Take it from me, forcing a pack of wine gums up a lady's poop shoot is really not a good idea. She would say you were not being romantic.

Get her pissed first and it just might work.
 
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Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
if you are going for the 'wine gums up wrong 'un' evening, may i suggest a touch of custard, it works as a wonderful lubricant and then gives you a delicious desert after.

Bet fat boy never learnt that on his catering course
 
Darth Pierre

Darth Pierre

Banned
parisred said:
if you are going for the 'wine gums up wrong 'un' evening, may i suggest a touch of custard, it works as a wonderful lubricant and then gives you a delicious desert after.

Bet fat boy never learnt that on his catering course
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I finally have my invention.

Wine Bums!
 
Anatoli

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Custard?  Don't be stupid.  If you go for Rice Pudding, it is the equivalent of a ribbed condom.  The lumps delight the ladies.
 
Nick.

Nick.

Jack Armstrong
Well I think it would be good to get a point tomorrow.
but 'coz of this thread, we'll end up losing.
Fans back to CC out, and blame Chambers for not being good enough.
 
Anatoli

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
I am sick and tired of waiting around, waiting for something to happen. If you want to observe my prostrate gland then this is the best way.
 
M

Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
I thought your prostate was preserved in Norwich general hospital as a teaching aid??
 
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dave45678

First Team Squad
We have lost only one in the last 6 and with an easy(ish) run of games coming up I see no reason why we cant repeat that form over the next six games
 
Anatoli

Anatoli

Stuart Pearce
Can't help but think that you are looking fate in the eye and offering it a tray of Ferrero Rocher chocolates.
 
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dave45678

First Team Squad
Anatoli said:
Can't help but think that you are looking fate in the eye and offering it a tray of ferrero Rocher chocolates.
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I wouldnt offer any bugger that overpriced crap.

A box of orange matchmakers, perhaps....
 
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