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Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
I'll start the "Things that make James Maddison fall over" thread...
 

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
Raya's got to have done that out of sheer boredom! 🤣 🤣
 

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
I bet something like this happens in our next couple of games and we don't get a penalty.
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Well.
 

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce
Send that po faced t**t off!
 

Robertson

Geoff Thomas
Gaz Nevgasm doesn't half talk a load of shite.

He never really knew about the Norf Landan derby? :unsure:
If you want a perspective of what it was like to play for United under Fergie he’s probably your man. Maybe England. But he literally has no experience of note outside that bubble. Never had to struggle for a minute of his playing career.
 

GOBIAS

Ian Bowyer
Him and Grealish must be long, lost brothers.
I thought the ref was ok today, but you’d think k they’d get their heads together down at crapston villas (PGMOL) and look how easily Grealish goes down. It is so obvious he is playing them, it’s absolutely laughable he wins free kicks. He’s not even that good at it.

He’d be one hell of a player if he tried to do something with the ball rather than try and win a free kick.
 

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
I thought the ref was ok today, but you’d think k they’d get their heads together down at crapston villas (PGMOL) and look how easily Grealish goes down. It is so obvious he is playing them, it’s absolutely laughable he wins free kicks. He’s not even that good at it.

He’d be one hell of a player if he tried to do something with the ball rather than try and win a free kick.
Like he was at villa before Pep tamed him into set piece producer?
 

Gyros Peter

Sauce salad?
Wasn’t he the same at Villa though?
I thought he was more proactive at villa and took games by the scruff of the neck more? He did used to buy free kicks but also looked to make things happen. If he hasn't won a free kick now he just checks back inside.
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion

We "Dried the pitch", sometimes these motd munchers are a bit too silly.

As their £70m midfielder set up a goal for their £85m defender and a striker "Who only cost £50m"*

They should be able to play on the gobi desert for that amount of money.

*Plus the same in agent fees and father tax.

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Man City fielded two players who together cost more than Forest‘s entire turnover for the whole season.

It’s a bit ridiculous, really, comparing it, but that’s the way the game has gone, and those sides with the backing of entire nations‘ sovereign wealth funds behind are just operating at a different financial level, unfortunately that raises prices for everyone else, so clubs like Forest have to over-extend themselves to land even halfway decent players.
 

eyupmeduck

Geoff Thomas
Can't believe that both of these individuals were at the Wolves Luton match.

One of them thrives on shilling themselves for money, scamming a living from the politics of division, unfair treatment of a small group of people in favour of more populist and ruthless regimes and generally being an arrogant and divisive knob.

The other is Tommy Robinson.
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andover red

Geoff Thomas

We "Dried the pitch", sometimes these motd munchers are a bit too silly.

As their £70m midfielder set up a goal for their £85m defender and a striker "Who only cost £50m"*

They should be able to play on the gobi desert for that amount of money.

*Plus the same in agent fees and father tax.

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Doesn't every home club water (or not) the pitch as much as they want to suit how they want the pitch to play? So we did what every club does, every week? Not much of a story really Ashley....

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adam09

Super Koopa
Maybe we should have had the hair dryers out in the 6 yard box scorching the grass in order to give Chris Wood more time to react.
 

Barry

Where's me hammer?
My lads game at 12pm got called off for a waterlogged pitch, he was supposed to be playing at Radcliffe..... a few miles away from the WFCG

Ashley Williams can just continue being bitter he never went to Arsenal and his career faltered from there.

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