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The Museum of Nottingham Forest

Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
I can see it now, some of the exhibits in the new Museum:
  • Ted McMinn‘s leg, detached by Stuart Pearce
  • An LCD television, non-working, complete with boot-print where it was kicked-in by Evangelos Marinakis
  • An untouched copy of „Microsoft Excel for Dummies“, formerly of the Finance Compliance Department of NFFC
  • A set of false teeth, former property of Kenneth Burns
  • Mr. Clough‘s squash racket
  • 27000 „We‘re serious about promotion, are you?“ promotional scarves
  • A Boost Bar, once thrown at Alan Rogers
  • A mouldy burger, that looks like it has been attacked by a Swan
  • A copy of „How to make friends and influence people“ with a note „property of P. van Hooijdonk“ scribbled inside the cover
  • Steven Reid‘s Christmas Card list (surprisingly, no Referees are listed on it)
  • An ordnance survey map of north-Nottinghamshire, with Blidworth Woods circled on it, and the initials „SVC“ pencilled in the corner
  • Some European trophies or other (can‘t be that important, as Forest are a „small club“ apparently)
 
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IvorThirst

Youth Team
Strummer said:
I can see it now, some of the exhibits in the new Museum:
  • Ted McMinn‘s leg, detached by Stuart Pearce
  • An LCD television, non-working, complete with boot-print where it was kicked-in by Evangelos Marinakis
  • An untouched copy of „Microsoft Excel for Dummies“, formerly of the Finance Compliance Department of NFFC
  • A set of false teeth, former property of Kenneth Burns
  • Mr. Clough‘s squash racket
  • 27000 „We‘re serious about promotion, are you?“ promotional scarves
  • A Boost Bar, once thrown at Alan Rogers
  • A mouldy burger, that looks like it has been attacked by a Swan
  • A copy of „How to make friends and influence people“ with a note „property of P. van Hooijdonk“ scribbled inside the cover
  • Steven Reid‘s Christmas Card list (surprisingly, no Referees are listed on it)
  • An ordnance survey map of north-Nottinghamshire, with Blidworth Woods circled on it, and the initials „SVC“ pencilled in the corner
  • Some European trophies or other (can‘t be that important, as Forest are a „small club“ apparently)
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Also the wreckage of Peter Shilton’s jaguar that he crashed into a lamp post at Colwick with Tina in the passenger seat
 
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IvorThirst

Youth Team
Or the clown costume from the pitch invader that Mr Clough personally had to rugby tackle.
Or the dart thrown from the Trent Dnd that imbedded in Pat Jennings
 
DanR

DanR

Steve Chettle
The bionic brick which some young hoolie threw completely through the Barnsley supporters coach.
 
Redemption

Redemption

Chief Eye Roller
Will it have anything about the woefully undermentioned 2 European Cups?
 
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IvorThirst

Youth Team
The cap belonging to Albert the coach driver- the only person guaranteed by Brian would be on the team bus to Wembley
 
Captain Sinister

Captain Sinister

Senior doom Monger
Ian Moore Gone Little said:
It’s in the blurb somewhere - £25 (!) for adults, fiver off for season card holders and members, less for 65+ or young’uns.
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My mrs paid for me & her to have a full on stadium tour a few years ago.
We saw all that is mentioned in the marketing man's wet dream statement.
And it didn't cost £25 a head.
And John mcGovern signed my copy of his book.
And he conducted the tour himself.
 
Ashley

Ashley

Steve Chettle
Strummer said:
This is going to end up like that hapless Willy Wonka experience in Scotland recently, isn‘t it?
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Came into this thread to post this but you beat me to it. :ROFLMAO:

Maybe we could bring back Daryl Murphy, dress him up as an Oompa Loompa and put him next to a drugs lab?
 
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