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Summer 2023 Transfer Window

Est.1865

Est.1865

Season 3 Loading
Cortez the Killer said:
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We were linked with him previously, as were West Ham, a couple of months back. Same old teams getting named.

Saudis also been interested.
 
Quntib Hollox

Quntib Hollox

Jack Armstrong
Rzar said:
They tried to do that a couple of years ago, but none of the other European leagues would follow along which ended up giving them an advantage so they had to put it back to the end of August.
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Not sure how it gives them an advantage when most players aspire to come here. We should say f*** em and call their bluff and shut ours early. It’s all a game anyway. If you had a window of one week all it would do is focus everyone. When you get such a long timeframe there’s a lot of brinkmanship and pissing about.
 
Souvik

Souvik

First Team Squad
My life at the moment:

Step 1: Refresh the LTLF app on the phone to see if there's any latest transfer activity - it's been 4 mins since I last checked, something might have happened

Step 2: ah new posts in the Iheanacho thread. My finger goes to click to see these latest posts. I get excited - is there confirmed news that we are going to buy the Nigerian international striker for the bargain price of just £8mn? - Latest posts summarised
  • "I used to get Carling for the bargain price of 57p in 1983".
  • "57p you were cheated, I used to get it for a tuppence in 1967"
  • "Carling isn't even a beer!"
Step 3: Repeat Step 1

Step 4: 17 new posts in the CHO thread, this must be it. We have bought the solution to our needs on the left side - scan the posts
  • "he's not been good recently"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "he's done his Achilles, will never be the same again (I know I used to play in the over 58s league in the marshes and never been the same since I did mine)
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "Rich, entitled footballer!"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
Step 5: Repeat Step 1

Step 6: Ignore the transfer forum - go to the main forum, maybe some positive news there, to get me excited for next season. New posts in the Dean Bradley Henderson thread.
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are not buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is never going to come!"
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are never buying a new goalkeeper. Effing United, $hit club - move on to other options!"
  • Reluctantly go back to transfer forum - and check the Henderson alternative options thread. Realise the identified players are moving to other clubs. Panic!
Step 7: Repeat Step 1

Step 8: Back to the transfer forum. New posts in the Summer 2023 Transfer Window thread. Maybe some ITK account with some early, inside news, posts go something like
  • "Panic!!! - we haven't bought anyone"
  • "We bought Wood"
  • "Even greater panic!!!"
  • "It's ok, Fulham and Everton haven't bought anyone either "
  • "Panic - We don't have a goalkeeper or LWB for next season!"
  • "Even if Forest buy anyone they will be useless" (Omar)
  • "Shut up Omar"
  • "Why should I?" (Omar)

Go back to pretending to work in office.


PS: I love LTLF :)

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M

MaxiRobriguez

Bob McKinlay
Souvik said:
My life at the moment:

Step 1: Refresh the LTLF app on the phone to see if there's any latest transfer activity - it's been 4 mins since I last checked, something might have happened

Step 2: ah new posts in the Iheanacho thread. My finger goes to click to see these latest posts. I get excited - is there confirmed news that we are going to buy the Nigerian international striker for the bargain price of just £8mn? - Latest posts summarised
  • "I used to get Carling for the bargain price of 57p in 1983".
  • "57p you were cheated, I used to get it for a tuppence in 1967"
  • "Carling isn't even a beer!"
Step 3: Repeat Step 1

Step 4: 17 new posts in the CHO thread, this must be it. We have bought the solution to our needs on the left side - scan the posts
  • "he's not been good recently"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "he's done his Achilles, will never be the same again (I know I used to play in the over 58s league in the marshes and never been the same since I did mine)
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "Rich, entitled footballer!"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
Step 5: Repeat Step 1

Step 6: Ignore the transfer forum - go to the main forum, maybe some positive news there, to get me excited for next season. New posts in the Dean Bradley Henderson thread.
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are not buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is never going to come!"
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are never buying a new goalkeeper. Effing United, $hit club - move on to other options!"
  • Reluctantly go back to transfer forum - and check the Henderson alternative options thread. Realise the identified players are moving to other clubs. Panic!
Step 7: Repeat Step 1

Step 8: Back to the transfer forum. New posts in the Summer 2023 Transfer Window thread. Maybe some ITK account with some early, inside news, posts go something like
  • "Panic!!! - we haven't bought anyone"
  • "We bought Wood"
  • "Even greater panic!!!"
  • "It's ok, Fulham and Everton haven't bought anyone either "
  • "Panic - We don't have a goalkeeper or LWB for next season!"
  • "Even if Forest buy anyone they will be useless" (Omar)
  • "Shut up Omar"
  • "Why should I?" (Omar)

Go back to pretending to work in office.


PS: I love LTLF :)

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I think what you're trying to say is that there's not enough squirrel pictures in any of these threads?
 
Strummer

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Rockabilly

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
eyupmeduck

eyupmeduck

Geoff Thomas
Souvik said:
My life at the moment:

Step 1: Refresh the LTLF app on the phone to see if there's any latest transfer activity - it's been 4 mins since I last checked, something might have happened

Step 2: ah new posts in the Iheanacho thread. My finger goes to click to see these latest posts. I get excited - is there confirmed news that we are going to buy the Nigerian international striker for the bargain price of just £8mn? - Latest posts summarised
  • "I used to get Carling for the bargain price of 57p in 1983".
  • "57p you were cheated, I used to get it for a tuppence in 1967"
  • "Carling isn't even a beer!"
Step 3: Repeat Step 1

Step 4: 17 new posts in the CHO thread, this must be it. We have bought the solution to our needs on the left side - scan the posts
  • "he's not been good recently"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "he's done his Achilles, will never be the same again (I know I used to play in the over 58s league in the marshes and never been the same since I did mine)
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "Rich, entitled footballer!"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
Step 5: Repeat Step 1

Step 6: Ignore the transfer forum - go to the main forum, maybe some positive news there, to get me excited for next season. New posts in the Dean Bradley Henderson thread.
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are not buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is never going to come!"
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are never buying a new goalkeeper. Effing United, $hit club - move on to other options!"
  • Reluctantly go back to transfer forum - and check the Henderson alternative options thread. Realise the identified players are moving to other clubs. Panic!
Step 7: Repeat Step 1

Step 8: Back to the transfer forum. New posts in the Summer 2023 Transfer Window thread. Maybe some ITK account with some early, inside news, posts go something like
  • "Panic!!! - we haven't bought anyone"
  • "We bought Wood"
  • "Even greater panic!!!"
  • "It's ok, Fulham and Everton haven't bought anyone either "
  • "Panic - We don't have a goalkeeper or LWB for next season!"
  • "Even if Forest buy anyone they will be useless" (Omar)
  • "Shut up Omar"
  • "Why should I?" (Omar)

Go back to pretending to work in office.


PS: I love LTLF :)

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I am pretty similar except that I have today had to add the step of blocking loads of accounts on Twitter that are spamming food pictures and scenery on the nffc timeline! Nice one Elon you've deffo sorted everything out now and I've always wanted to see thousands of hillsides and fookin melons get carved up.

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steppan

steppan

First Team Squad
Souvik said:
My life at the moment:

Step 1: Refresh the LTLF app on the phone to see if there's any latest transfer activity - it's been 4 mins since I last checked, something might have happened

Step 2: ah new posts in the Iheanacho thread. My finger goes to click to see these latest posts. I get excited - is there confirmed news that we are going to buy the Nigerian international striker for the bargain price of just £8mn? - Latest posts summarised
  • "I used to get Carling for the bargain price of 57p in 1983".
  • "57p you were cheated, I used to get it for a tuppence in 1967"
  • "Carling isn't even a beer!"
Step 3: Repeat Step 1

Step 4: 17 new posts in the CHO thread, this must be it. We have bought the solution to our needs on the left side - scan the posts
  • "he's not been good recently"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "he's done his Achilles, will never be the same again (I know I used to play in the over 58s league in the marshes and never been the same since I did mine)
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
  • "Rich, entitled footballer!"
  • "Cooper will get the best out of him"
Step 5: Repeat Step 1

Step 6: Ignore the transfer forum - go to the main forum, maybe some positive news there, to get me excited for next season. New posts in the Dean Bradley Henderson thread.
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are not buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is never going to come!"
  • "Manchester United are buying a new goalkeeper. Hendo is coming!"
  • "Manchester United are never buying a new goalkeeper. Effing United, $hit club - move on to other options!"
  • Reluctantly go back to transfer forum - and check the Henderson alternative options thread. Realise the identified players are moving to other clubs. Panic!
Step 7: Repeat Step 1

Step 8: Back to the transfer forum. New posts in the Summer 2023 Transfer Window thread. Maybe some ITK account with some early, inside news, posts go something like
  • "Panic!!! - we haven't bought anyone"
  • "We bought Wood"
  • "Even greater panic!!!"
  • "It's ok, Fulham and Everton haven't bought anyone either "
  • "Panic - We don't have a goalkeeper or LWB for next season!"
  • "Even if Forest buy anyone they will be useless" (Omar)
  • "Shut up Omar"
  • "Why should I?" (Omar)

Go back to pretending to work in office.


PS: I love LTLF :)

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Am I being watched? I feel like I’m being watched…
 
Souvik

Souvik

First Team Squad
Vikare said:
I wonder what this guy is saying. Ignored accounts have a very tantalizing feel to them with their endless stream of empty posts.

Oh well. Can't be anything I wanted to read.
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Why are you responding to blank posts?



Forest are magic on and off the pitch!
 
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