Southampton FC - The Actual Rivals of NFFC

[Rzar]

Yeah, West Ham

They are much more dislikable than these wankers

 

[Deleted User]

Yeah but i can't be arsed to even think about West Ham. Can we not have something like Ajax or Telstar. Away games are easy to get to wherever in the world you live and would be fun.

 

[Steve B]

Anderlecht surely?

 

[IJPS]

In the middleages there was a steady flow of migrants from Derby to Southampton (previously known as "Southtown". They taught them the art of poking sheep. They loved it, but soon realised they preferred pigs due to the musky scent of the animal and its familiarity with the towns smell.
They renamed to town SoutHAMpton in honour of the growing number of half breed inhabitants.
Rumour has it you can trace a direct blood line to Le Tissier and Ian Dowie as examples of such half breeds. Alan Ball also notably being another half breed which used to speak native "shitish" and squeal similar to the native tongue of his forefathers.
Their home shirt (red/white) is also proof as prior to modern fibers and clothing technology, after a few rainy days, the red and white would mix and they've have a pink shirt honoring the pride of their pig poking past.
We are Southampton haters, pig, pig, pig staggers!!!

 

[Bonalair]

I like the idea of calling them pig shaggers as it is reminiscent of that old rivalry we had with the ‘sheep shaggers’. I forget the real name of their team as they’ve been irrelevant for so long.

Plus ‘pig shaggers’ will really confuse them.

 

[Battered Sausage]

Want to find a virgin in Southampton ?

Just find a pig that can run faster than it’s owner.

Take that , pig shaggers.


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[Master Yates]

I do like the idea of them being utterly confused by us calling them pig shaggers.

“Are they singing….pig shaggers??!? Why?”


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[IJPS]

The secret lies in the Ham.

 

[Col]

The secret lies in the Ham.

I knew it!

 

[Redemption]

I can't believe this is still going on.

It was only chuckle-worth right at the beginning.

It's got to the point now where a Forest fan was on 5Live pre-Newcastle and they were saying we have developed a rivalry with Southampton.

Bizarre.

 

[Trents]

It's funny how many of our new found plastics actually think this is a thing.

 

[IJPS]

I'm not sure anyone is taking this thread seriously.

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

I'm not sure anyone is taking this thread seriously.

I am - the Hamtun twats.

 

[DapperDan]

When do we contest the first Nigel Quashie trophy?

 

[IJPS]

Oh when the pigs , go marching in....
There's going to be one big *u*kfest... oh when the pigs marching in....
PIG PIG PIG SHAGGERS

 

[Marvin Eaglecock]

From the strange and wonderful footballing brain of Paul Merson

"the Saints could get themselves out of trouble if they can find a way to score more goals"

Whatever they are paying him it isn't enough.

 

[Ashley]

From the strange and wonderful footballing brain of Paul Merson

"the Saints could get themselves out of trouble if they can find a way to score more goals"

Whatever they are paying him it isn't enough.

That comment is Cotterill-esque.

 

[Project Zeus]

From the strange and wonderful footballing brain of Paul Merson

"the Saints could get themselves out of trouble if they can find a way to score more goals"

Whatever they are paying him it isn't enough.

Get him a panel show with Michael Owen and Steve Cotterill this instant.

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[Strummer]

From the strange and wonderful footballing brain of Paul Merson

"the Saints could get themselves out of trouble if they can find a way to score more goals"

Whatever they are paying him it isn't enough.

Well, yes, but he isn‘t wrong, though, is he?

 

[Marvin Eaglecock]

That comment is Cotterill-esque.

You'll have to go a long way to beat "if the other team hadn't scored two goals we'd have won one nil"

 

[TrentEndDr]

Ciao Saints, God damn do I hope we don't see you anytime soon

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

Well that rivalry didn't last long did it!

 

[Farmer Jack]

Well that rivalry didn't last long did it!

We might not even have Leicester soon.

The Blunts next?

 

[Rzar]

Whoever our rivals are at the minute seems to completely crumble.

Who is next? Sheffield United hopefully.

 

[Harvey]

Well that rivalry didn't last long did it!

Actually it's a rivalry as old as the hills...