Southampton FC - The Actual Rivals of NFFC

[Matt]

f***ing dirty south coast bastards. Stripey fucks.

Never liked Matt Le Tissier either. Weirdo QAnon conspiracy theorist.

 

[Maverick]

Spot on mate. Glad someone has picked up on this!

 

[congo_red_49]

Sod the 'Aints.

 

[Col]

Shithampton FC more like!

 

[Rzar]

I was in Southampton last week.

Okay place. The people are morons though.

Came across this 6 foot 9 bloke. Was built like a brick shithouse, was wearing a vest and stone island cargo trousers. I was wearing a Forest shirt and he shouted "What's that rubbish you are wearing?!" from across the street and I just walked up to him and knocked him straight out cold from there. Little did I know, he was part of their firm - about 30 blokes came around the corner, and one by one they came running at me, and one by one I was knocking them out.

True story.

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

'Southampton Football Club' is actually an anagram of 'Seagull Shagging Inbreds' .

 

[Viktor]

Just a small town in Eastleigh

 

[Ashley]

The tree on their badge is absolutely wank compared to ours. Tinpot arseholes.

 

[Strummer]

About time, a thread on a real genuine rival.

Mick Channon had the right idea about Southampton; f*** off and raise horses instead.

 

[duncanmckenzie]

You should meet my mate Jake who's from Pompey. You have no idea about hating the scummers like Pompey fans do

 

[vertigored]

Don’t care about anything else next season as long as we finish above this lot of redknapp loving wankers!

 

[Tiff]

I am going to Portsmouth on Saturday, I will wear the Gari and they will treat me as a god. Portsmouth is so so much nicer than Scumthapton.

I might nip past St Marys and piss on their ground.

 

[Phooey]

I am going to Portsmouth on Saturday, I will wear the Gari and they will treat me as a god. Portsmouth is so so much nicer than Scumthapton.

I might nip past St Marys and piss on their ground.

Yeah, good luck with that one

 

[Eddie Yates]

I'll tell you how much I hate Southampton

If Southampton were playing the Taliban I'd support the Taliban

 

[Eddie Yates]

David Armstrong, what a f***ing slaphead

 

[Alvar Hanso]

Seaside pricks

 

[Winnits]

Pony fiddling deckchair wearing spunk trumpets.

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

When ex-loanee Franny Benali's deal with Forest expired, he was actually drowned as a witch on his return to Southampton.

His tales of the people of Nottingham walking on their hind legs along with a his newfound mastery of something called 'fire' apparently sealed his fate

 

[Tiff]

Yeah, good luck with that one

Years ago i caught the Ouisteham-Portsmouth ferry to watch Forest away at the scum (Southampton) arrived at six in the morning and from the docks to the train station I was asked three times what scarf I was wearing ( it was red and white , you couldn’t see which )
As soon as I said Forest they said ‘ oh good in you , hope you beat the scum’
Southampton was very nice, mostly friendly apart from one scouser who said he hated Forest as I was stood outside a pub having a fag.

Winnits was there , as well as flagman. And a couple of others from the forum.


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[Strummer]

(Insert crass and offensive „favours for sailors“ gag here)

 

[Rogue]

When I watch them on the TV I play wheres wally, pretty easy to find 10 of the f***ers.

 

[Grenville 1898]

Derby Road, Southampton. Shit hole of the South. They even have a "Ram Store" in the road..

 

[Costanillas]

Sherwood Forest > New Forest
Ken Clarke > Rishi Sunak
Paper Lace > Artful Dodger
Trent Bridge > Rose Bowl
Two European Cups > one FA Cup

‘ave some of that, scummers!

 

[Harvey]

Little tree scum bastards. Always hated them and Twat Le Tissier

Can't wait to stick seven past 'em

 

[cheapseats]

Its a funny place. The City itself is an utter shithole but you don't have to go far outside Southampton to find lovely countryside and beautiful, posh towns and villages...