Farmer Jack
Stuart Pearce
Pre match
We'll f*#@in smash em. That's my two penn'orth worth.
Weather forecast looks dreadful for Sunday, might play into our hands and be a bit of a leveller.
These aren't southern softies, it snows up there in June.
Newcastle to nick it in the 114th minute due to one of our players taking 7 seconds to tie his bootlaces.
1-0 or 2-1 to the Blades. Simples, our first 3 points. Newcastle or not that special at the moment. Time for our luck to change.
Blades at home to a club and a manager well known to us. Blades first win, using a strong bench. Norwood will start, Hamer and McAtee more attacking, but still box to box.
I don't see anything other than a geordie win 3-0. When Wilson was at Bournemouth he destroyed Egan at the lane can see it happening again.
There’s a good chance Wilson won’t start tomorrow.
Try to dominate the midfield and hope Archer, Hamer and McAtee have enough guile to play around their CBs. All 3 of those know how to hit the target too, so shoot on sight and try to keep them on edge. If we are chasing a result at 70 mins, stick Traore on as another attacker and sub Norwood. If on the other hand we do happen to be holding onto something, put Hamer into a more defensive role and play one AM off any striker who is still able to run about. And there endeth my Fifa masterclass.
Optimistic about today but worry about us defending set pieces. Trippier is a dead ball specialist and without Oli Mac it’ll be hard to keep out Schar, Botman, Burn and Isak.
In Game
We look stretched at the back.
It hit his hand!
So handball is totally fine now??
f*** this sport. Had it been the other way around it VAR would have given a penalty. Now It's a goal for similar thing.
I get the impression the powers that be don't want us in this league.
Another set piece.
What the hell is going off?!?!
Another handball, corner for it, goal to them. Corrupt.
Can’t argue with the second though, ffs….. Hi ho, Hi Ho off to the champ we go.
Get me out of this f***ing league.
We need to keep our heads. It’s not over.
Lost this then. Shit refereeing and an inability to play it on the deck without panicking and hoofing it long.
Embarrassing.
Right….I’ve got some ikea furniture to put up…
Kill me.
And another...never a foul by robbo...free kick, goal...corrupt.
This could end up being any score.
If we don't change something tactically it could be 8/9.
Robinson's proper tackles gimmick has had its day for me.
We're playing shit but the ref has 3 assists.
My stream is buffering so it means I've got another 2 hours of this shit show left.
Well, this is a royal spanking!!
First time in 130 years they have scored 4 at the Lane. I hate shit like that.
We have to be honest, we have no defense, no midfield, and certainly no offense. Only a GK.
Its just a game of men against crapper men. (Hint: we're the crapper men).
so so easy, as I’m typing no. 5 goes in ffs.
Derby fans must be rubbing their hands. Then again, so must Luton fans now that they're level on points with "definitely staying up" Sheffield United!
Humiliating.
What’s our record home defeat in the top division?
United bringing Tom Davies on...Might as well bring Tom Daly on and get some points for diving.
Anel has completely given up he's just ambling around.
And here’s me thinking we might have kept it tight today. I’ve got bloody Wes in goal in my fantasy team.
Thats half a dozen....I hope the refs ****ing happy.
Sack him.
All those respectable 1 goal margin defeats resoundingly wiped out. Great work.
Davies looks f***ing fat.
We are f***ing shit and out of our depth with a formation and tactics that don't work and a manager too stubborn and limited to think about changing them.
I think we may get relegated.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm done. See you next season. Can't be arsed supporting this sinking ship shit show for the rest of the season. At least I won't have two hours of my weekends ruined. And to any "true Blades" who want to have go at me. You're irrelevant to me. I don't care what you think of me. There's no rulebook about what is and isn't a fan other than the one in your head set up by yourself to make yourself feel important and superior.
gawd..how long is left?
Yikes, they’re scoring about one every six minutes. With 22 plus the normal 10-15 added on we’ll be looking at the wrong end of double digits here if we carry on like this.
Touchdown Newcastle Magpies
Worst defeat I’ve ever seen at the Lane and it ain’t over.
Make it stop please.
This is my definition of 'Hell'!!! 7-0, unbelievable....
7-0 down, bring on Basham for McAtee. That's a sackable offence.
Heckingbottom actually managed to make this worse with his changes. He doesn’t have any tactical skills at all but we are struck with him I think.
Stands left looking like a cup game on a Tuesday night.
0- ferking 8.
Anyone think Hecky would probably be delighted to get sacked?
Record defeat. Not fit to wear the glorious shirt.
We are now a punch line. Good job lads.
Hecky should show some integrity and stand down.
We've now had a worse start than in 2020-21. You know, the season where we didn't win a match until January?
What the f*** do they do in training all week?? Every video you see, all they’re doing is strength work, never see them doing ball work. I’ve been watching them 45 years and this by far the most slowest, unfit and mentally soft United side I’ve ever seen. If they’ve got anything and I mean ANYTHING about them they’ll give their wages to charity this week but I’m not holding my breath.
Post match
We need Hecky, or an alternative if he can't do it, to organise the team and tell them what their jobs are( we werent picking up any runners today).
He clearly can’t do it, at one point when they were walking through at will with more holes in our team than my string vest he was sat in the dugout sulking, he doesn’t know what to do tactically when things are not going well.
Shocking and Embarrassing display today.
Agree with comments on first 3 goals referee frankly gave them all 3. 2 handballs and Robbo's should not have warranted a free kick.
Go in at HT 0 0 and it's a very different game. At 3 0 Barcodes are brimming with confidence and we're chasing shadows..
9 conceded from crosses does show how poor we are aerially at the back. We do ok with McB backing up defence at set pieces but without that we're not getting near the ball and giving free headers to quality strikers and big defenders.
Wtf is Trusty doing? Why's he not getting games or minutes?
I'd drop captain Egan and make him earn his place back. Defence organisation is his job, but he pisses off for a jolly with Ireland when completely injured rather that getting fit for the cause..
Who's going to buy Anel* based on his performances so far this season? We've no chance of losing him as no one will want him. He certified won't be fulfilling his dream of playing for Man City any time soon.
*Goal 1 he loses Gordon on the by-line somehow
Goal 2. He loses Burn and gets wrong side
Goal 4 Anel, Egan and Foderingham all at fault
Goal 5 shows Gordon inside and looks in total shock.
Along with the rest of our back 3, looked nervy from the kick off, and couldn’t think where to pass. None of them can jump either. Keeper stuck on his line. That’s why we concede umpteen goals from crosses.
Bog roll Saudi Prince 0 - 8 Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund. Does anymore need to be said?!
Just settling down to watch this in full because I hate myself.
In the absence of Pompey, “my take” is yes, they were much better than us, BUT in the first 15 minutes, the referee sent a clear message to the Blades players and fans that we were not going to get anything from him. Psychologically that damaged our players, and deflated the fans. After that and doing the damage (for whatever reason!), he spent the rest of the match evening out his statistics giving us free kicks etc in non-dangerous places. After all, the stats don’t lie. He doubtless gave a similar number of decisions to both teams. But those stats don’t tell the whole story of how he deflated our players in those first 15-20 minutes.
Like all Eddie Howes teams their players went down quicker than a ten bob whore. My only regret is we didn't kick them harder and more often. Would have been worth the yellows and the odd red.
The pigs will be laughing their bollocks off tonight, and frankly I don’t blame them. We have when the boots been on the other foot. Some of you might come back with “I don’t give a f*** what they think”. Well I f***ing well do. Our respective struggles are representative of the absolute f***ing state Sheffield football finds itself in. Fucks sake…..
We'll f*#@in smash em. That's my two penn'orth worth.
Weather forecast looks dreadful for Sunday, might play into our hands and be a bit of a leveller.
These aren't southern softies, it snows up there in June.
Newcastle to nick it in the 114th minute due to one of our players taking 7 seconds to tie his bootlaces.
1-0 or 2-1 to the Blades. Simples, our first 3 points. Newcastle or not that special at the moment. Time for our luck to change.
Blades at home to a club and a manager well known to us. Blades first win, using a strong bench. Norwood will start, Hamer and McAtee more attacking, but still box to box.
I don't see anything other than a geordie win 3-0. When Wilson was at Bournemouth he destroyed Egan at the lane can see it happening again.
There’s a good chance Wilson won’t start tomorrow.
Try to dominate the midfield and hope Archer, Hamer and McAtee have enough guile to play around their CBs. All 3 of those know how to hit the target too, so shoot on sight and try to keep them on edge. If we are chasing a result at 70 mins, stick Traore on as another attacker and sub Norwood. If on the other hand we do happen to be holding onto something, put Hamer into a more defensive role and play one AM off any striker who is still able to run about. And there endeth my Fifa masterclass.
Optimistic about today but worry about us defending set pieces. Trippier is a dead ball specialist and without Oli Mac it’ll be hard to keep out Schar, Botman, Burn and Isak.
In Game
We look stretched at the back.
It hit his hand!
So handball is totally fine now??
f*** this sport. Had it been the other way around it VAR would have given a penalty. Now It's a goal for similar thing.
I get the impression the powers that be don't want us in this league.
Another set piece.
What the hell is going off?!?!
Another handball, corner for it, goal to them. Corrupt.
Can’t argue with the second though, ffs….. Hi ho, Hi Ho off to the champ we go.
Get me out of this f***ing league.
We need to keep our heads. It’s not over.
Lost this then. Shit refereeing and an inability to play it on the deck without panicking and hoofing it long.
Embarrassing.
Right….I’ve got some ikea furniture to put up…
Kill me.
And another...never a foul by robbo...free kick, goal...corrupt.
This could end up being any score.
If we don't change something tactically it could be 8/9.
Robinson's proper tackles gimmick has had its day for me.
We're playing shit but the ref has 3 assists.
My stream is buffering so it means I've got another 2 hours of this shit show left.
Well, this is a royal spanking!!
First time in 130 years they have scored 4 at the Lane. I hate shit like that.
We have to be honest, we have no defense, no midfield, and certainly no offense. Only a GK.
Its just a game of men against crapper men. (Hint: we're the crapper men).
so so easy, as I’m typing no. 5 goes in ffs.
Derby fans must be rubbing their hands. Then again, so must Luton fans now that they're level on points with "definitely staying up" Sheffield United!
Humiliating.
What’s our record home defeat in the top division?
United bringing Tom Davies on...Might as well bring Tom Daly on and get some points for diving.
Anel has completely given up he's just ambling around.
And here’s me thinking we might have kept it tight today. I’ve got bloody Wes in goal in my fantasy team.
Thats half a dozen....I hope the refs ****ing happy.
Sack him.
All those respectable 1 goal margin defeats resoundingly wiped out. Great work.
Davies looks f***ing fat.
We are f***ing shit and out of our depth with a formation and tactics that don't work and a manager too stubborn and limited to think about changing them.
I think we may get relegated.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'm done. See you next season. Can't be arsed supporting this sinking ship shit show for the rest of the season. At least I won't have two hours of my weekends ruined. And to any "true Blades" who want to have go at me. You're irrelevant to me. I don't care what you think of me. There's no rulebook about what is and isn't a fan other than the one in your head set up by yourself to make yourself feel important and superior.
gawd..how long is left?
Yikes, they’re scoring about one every six minutes. With 22 plus the normal 10-15 added on we’ll be looking at the wrong end of double digits here if we carry on like this.
Touchdown Newcastle Magpies
Worst defeat I’ve ever seen at the Lane and it ain’t over.
Make it stop please.
This is my definition of 'Hell'!!! 7-0, unbelievable....
7-0 down, bring on Basham for McAtee. That's a sackable offence.
Heckingbottom actually managed to make this worse with his changes. He doesn’t have any tactical skills at all but we are struck with him I think.
Stands left looking like a cup game on a Tuesday night.
0- ferking 8.
Anyone think Hecky would probably be delighted to get sacked?
Record defeat. Not fit to wear the glorious shirt.
We are now a punch line. Good job lads.
Hecky should show some integrity and stand down.
We've now had a worse start than in 2020-21. You know, the season where we didn't win a match until January?
What the f*** do they do in training all week?? Every video you see, all they’re doing is strength work, never see them doing ball work. I’ve been watching them 45 years and this by far the most slowest, unfit and mentally soft United side I’ve ever seen. If they’ve got anything and I mean ANYTHING about them they’ll give their wages to charity this week but I’m not holding my breath.
Post match
We need Hecky, or an alternative if he can't do it, to organise the team and tell them what their jobs are( we werent picking up any runners today).
He clearly can’t do it, at one point when they were walking through at will with more holes in our team than my string vest he was sat in the dugout sulking, he doesn’t know what to do tactically when things are not going well.
Shocking and Embarrassing display today.
Agree with comments on first 3 goals referee frankly gave them all 3. 2 handballs and Robbo's should not have warranted a free kick.
Go in at HT 0 0 and it's a very different game. At 3 0 Barcodes are brimming with confidence and we're chasing shadows..
9 conceded from crosses does show how poor we are aerially at the back. We do ok with McB backing up defence at set pieces but without that we're not getting near the ball and giving free headers to quality strikers and big defenders.
Wtf is Trusty doing? Why's he not getting games or minutes?
I'd drop captain Egan and make him earn his place back. Defence organisation is his job, but he pisses off for a jolly with Ireland when completely injured rather that getting fit for the cause..
Who's going to buy Anel* based on his performances so far this season? We've no chance of losing him as no one will want him. He certified won't be fulfilling his dream of playing for Man City any time soon.
*Goal 1 he loses Gordon on the by-line somehow
Goal 2. He loses Burn and gets wrong side
Goal 4 Anel, Egan and Foderingham all at fault
Goal 5 shows Gordon inside and looks in total shock.
Along with the rest of our back 3, looked nervy from the kick off, and couldn’t think where to pass. None of them can jump either. Keeper stuck on his line. That’s why we concede umpteen goals from crosses.
Bog roll Saudi Prince 0 - 8 Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund. Does anymore need to be said?!
Just settling down to watch this in full because I hate myself.
In the absence of Pompey, “my take” is yes, they were much better than us, BUT in the first 15 minutes, the referee sent a clear message to the Blades players and fans that we were not going to get anything from him. Psychologically that damaged our players, and deflated the fans. After that and doing the damage (for whatever reason!), he spent the rest of the match evening out his statistics giving us free kicks etc in non-dangerous places. After all, the stats don’t lie. He doubtless gave a similar number of decisions to both teams. But those stats don’t tell the whole story of how he deflated our players in those first 15-20 minutes.
Like all Eddie Howes teams their players went down quicker than a ten bob whore. My only regret is we didn't kick them harder and more often. Would have been worth the yellows and the odd red.
The pigs will be laughing their bollocks off tonight, and frankly I don’t blame them. We have when the boots been on the other foot. Some of you might come back with “I don’t give a f*** what they think”. Well I f***ing well do. Our respective struggles are representative of the absolute f***ing state Sheffield football finds itself in. Fucks sake…..
