I can see it now in the daily mail sports office/desk etc
Bring bring bring bring
'daily mail sports desk '
' haway mun, it's Mike Ashley on *** phone like, if you run a half arsed story in ya rag that links *** tooon to Rooney and at the same time pushes sports direct news for nowt, I'll make sure you get the best noshin in the world next time you're in *** bigg market '
'done'
'canny mun, cushty, I'll hoy you a free pair of trackie bottoms too '
No way would Rooney sign for Newcastle. There's be nothing in it for him whatsoever, if he leaves it'll be to a club in the Champions League.
No way would Rooney sign for Newcastle. There's be nothing in it for him whatsoever