Rooney to Newcastle

syar

First Team Squad
Well fair play to them if they do put a bid in but personally I can't see he going there.
 

★PsYcHoSpiKe★

John Robertson
Very ambitious
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
He'd be knee deep in old geordie slappers I suppose....
 

bhastings316

Grenville Morris
If he does leave it'll be PSG but he just hasn't got the bottle to leave United. Too much of a comfort zone.
 

Flaggers

May not be the best moderator on LTLF, but he's...
LTLF Minion
He can't speak French.

Mind you - the inability to speak English hasn't stopped him having a career in England.... :wacko:
 
M

Monk De Wally De Honk

Guest
I can see it now in the daily mail sports office/desk etc
Bring bring bring bring
'daily mail sports desk '
' haway mun, it's Mike Ashley on *** phone like, if you run a half arsed story in ya rag that links *** tooon to Rooney and at the same time pushes sports direct news for nowt, I'll make sure you get the best noshin in the world next time you're in *** bigg market '

'done'

'canny mun, cushty, I'll hoy you a free pair of trackie bottoms too '
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
I can see it now in the daily mail sports office/desk etc
Bring bring bring bring
'daily mail sports desk '
' haway mun, it's Mike Ashley on *** phone like, if you run a half arsed story in ya rag that links *** tooon to Rooney and at the same time pushes sports direct news for nowt, I'll make sure you get the best noshin in the world next time you're in *** bigg market '

'done'

'canny mun, cushty, I'll hoy you a free pair of trackie bottoms too '

There could be something in this!
 

Kieran

@NFFC182
No way would Rooney sign for Newcastle. There's be nothing in it for him whatsoever, if he leaves it'll be to a club in the Champions League.
 

Morpeth

John Robertson
Apologies for posting the original link. I was watching the story on sky news at the time about it being fake but f***ing hate Newcastle.

These tossers don't do anything to stop me though.
 

alabamared

Stuart Pearce
Chelsea...........trust me
 
No way would Rooney sign for Newcastle. There's be nothing in it for him whatsoever

At least he'd play every game. He's only got the hump now because RVP has overtaken him in the pecking order.
 

Army

Geoff Thomas
Mike Ashley launches new news website....then posts a story which will make huge headlines and get word of his website out...then retracts it....Very Clever marketing Mr Ashley! Fair play!
 
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