Reformation in Football

Redemption

One less gobshite...
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Does football need a reformation moment?

If a modern day Martin Luther was going to nail a declaration against the football authorities and where they're taking the game, what would the equivalent of the 95 Theses be?

And could fans unite around them?
 

Captain Sinister

Senior doom Monger
Replica kits to be propoerly manufactured from servicable materials that won't pucker/pull or split when worn

Replca kits to be priced at actual cost plus a 20% mark-up maximum.
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
All games to be played on a Saturday with a 3pm kick off.

Midweek games played on a Wednesday only.
 

Rubics

Bin VAR!
Watch any match legally on tv for £5 or £10
bin var
half and half scarves punishable by death
gates shut 5 mins before kick off
can’t tell the difference between row b and c ticket for-fitted
bin var
commentators and pundits on merit, no box ticking
no international friendlies, qualifying and slimmed down tournaments only
no holding tournaments in deserts or ice fields
bin var
 

Redemption

One less gobshite...
1984 sounds about what we’re after.
Billy Connolly has a sketch about old age, change and moaning. He sums it up saying that all it comes down to is everyone wants everytying to return to how it was at their peak-youth.
 
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