Pre-season 2020/21

[Raymondo Ponte']

You'd have thought a very well paid professional athlete would keep themselves in better shape, regardless of whether or not they are playing.

He best get ****in fit sharpish.

Most important signing, no way can he be slacking.

 

[Steve Stone's Mullet]

Fortunately, Bachirou should be in great shape, having been well into the start of his season at Malmo.

 

[Captain Sinister]

Just googled Jenkinson and it's definitely him. My sad attention to detail, but got quite a distinctive ear (taking my sadness to new levels)

https://www.google.com/search?q=car...ECCIQBA&biw=1440&bih=814#imgrc=qhRj_ZGiWbwA9M

Interesting that Gabriel started RB/RWB. Really do hope Sabri likes what he sees.

Also - wonder if Jack Colback isn't ready yet. Played in the Oldham friendly. But not seen him on any pictures since.

Knowing our luck, he probably picked a notorious 2-week knock.
If so, we'll probably see him the far side of Christmas.

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

Fortunately, Bachirou should be in great shape, having been well into the start of his season at Malmo.

Not really seen owt or read up proper on owd Burt Bacharach, is he a Watto/Colback type?

Cuz without one, we'll fold like a deck a cards.

 

[Steve Stone's Mullet]

Not really seen owt or read up proper on owd Burt Bacharach, is he a Watto/Colback type?

Cuz without one, we'll fold like a deck a cards.

Malmo used him at DM and CM.

 

[BryanRoy]

I think we will start Bach, Yates, Carvalho first league game of the season.

Hopefully Freeman and Tavares will be on the bench Saturday and I suspect Brennan will come on to the bench first league game.

They obviously going to make sure Sow and Colback have a good base going into the season.

 

[Matt]

If Sammy was a female he’d have some career as a super model - look at the length of his legs

 

[Harvey]

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[Dan_Bristol]

If Sammy was a female he’d have some career as a super model - look at the length of his legs

With the shape of his shoulders, it looks like he's always carrying a coat hanger!

 

[Redemption]

Lolley doesn't look injured there.

nor here

 

[Tobias]

If Sammy was a female he’d have some career as a super model - look at the length of his legs

 

[Timothy Pope]

And his tracky bottoms are still too short!

 

[Danga]

The Middlesbrough Mourinho reminds me of 3 year letterman off twitter.

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[Steve Stone's Mullet]

Lolley doesn't look injured there.

nor here

He does have knees that look like my Grandmas though.

 

[Frank Clark’s Tash]

He does have knees that look like my Grandmas though.

Can she play right back?

 

[Steve Stone's Mullet]

Can she play right back?

She was more of a left-winger.

 

[BryanRoy]

Photoshoot time

 

[Master Yates]

Photoshoot time

Are these for those shitty clips they have on Sky when they announce the teams or for the big screen when they score etc?

I’d refuse to participate if i were a player. They’d get these 3 and nothing else:

1. Arms by side
2. Arms behind back
3. Arms folded

All that cheering, badge pointing and finger wagging makes the players look like goons.


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[Statto]

Photoshoot time

sadly he didn't look in the mirror before or he would have seen someone attempted to draw facial hair on his chin to make him fit in...