Official Ivan Toney day 21 - Ivan Toney vs Nottingham Forest - Ivan Toney pm Saturday 20th Ivan Toney 2024

[Rockabilly]

The papers and media are full of Ivan tuny this ivan tuny that, bentfad this bentfad that.
he is going to slautify forest on his own.
We have 8 first teamers out, and will get a result. if its a win will we get any credit...NO!
if tuny does score, the media will go mad................C O U REDS

f*** 'em! That's what I say.

 

[Master Yates]

Proper Ronaldo, please.

He might have grown outward a bit since retiring, but he remains the most naturally-gifted player I ever had the pleasure to see play in real life (for PSV Eindhoven. Yes, I am that old).

He was - and remains - a better player than that Portguese pouf anyway.

Calling him Ronaldo Fenomeno is the clearest way to differentiate between the two, and gives him his due respect at the same time


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[Cloughie1975]

f*** 'em! That's what I say.

Larry Lloyd time?

 

[Rockabilly]

Larry Lloyd time?

Indeed it is Cloughie.

 

[Mcbeth99]

It would be really sad to see ToeKnee go off for 2 yellows after getting frustrated because he didn't score.........

I can dream can't I?

 

[Grass]

"Hide and seek "Champ" found dead in cupboard"

These 3 are also classics

"Banned from Chinese buffet for shitting in the seaweed"

" Find the Bastard who shat down my chimney "

"Nik Naks turned by bell end orange"

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[youreds1986]

Anybody know if Ivan Toney is available for this one?

 

[Gyros Peter]

Mediaballs aside regardless of how good/bad Brentford and their gum chewing megatwat manager are, it's going to be a tough day for us...

AFCON plus injuries means we're going to struggle to put a cohesive side together. Suppose the hope is we can remain tight and nick something. Clean sheets haven't been easy to come by though so can't see that hope lasting long - perhaps one of those getting a chance can take it.

How I hope that's Brandon...

 

[witneyred]

Anybody know if Ivan Toney is available for this one?

I haven't heard anything yet I guess they are playing their cards close to their chest.

 

[youreds1986]

With injuries and AFCON I have zero expectations about this one.

A point would be marvellous. I just hope we see Andy get his first league start for us at the back.

 

[sammy the snake]

Mediaballs aside regardless of how good/bad Brentford and their gum chewing megatwat manager are, it's going to be a tough day for us...

AFCON plus injuries means we're going to struggle to put a cohesive side together. Suppose the hope is we can remain tight and nick something. Clean sheets haven't been easy to come by though so can't see that hope lasting long - perhaps one of those getting a chance can take it.

How I hope that's Brandon...

Yes I’d previously guess sitting back and grabbing a draw is the best we can hope playing against toeknee. But I think we’re in for a surprise, Forest will be on the front foot. Nuno will ensure it

 

[Raymondo Ponte']

These 3 are also classics

"Banned from Chinese buffet for shitting in the seaweed"

" Find the Bastard who shat down my chimney "

"Nik Naks turned by bell end orange"

Man it was great times because you could buy the Daily/Sunday sport and then for a bit of light humour get Viz and laugh at the readers letters

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Viz is wonderful and they’ve been posting their readers’ letters on their Twitter account blimey, it’s quite a treat. Here’s 45 of their best and make sure you follow them NOW. 1. Source: Twitter/@vizcomic 2. Source: Twitter/@vizcomic 3. Source: Twitter/@vizcomic 4. Source: Twitter/@vizcomic 5...

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"The other week I made a conscious decision to make the Lord Jesus Christ my own personal saviour.
The very next day I went arse over tit after a Special Brew binge and ended up in hospital.
Explain that one, Bible c***s"

 

[MaxiRobriguez]

Chris Sutton -" Brentford's home form has been disappointing of late, with three defeats in four games, but I am still going for them to edge it, just."

may as well be -
Referees kids are Forest fans, Three Brentford players are playing with broken legs, The goalie is drunk and the centre half is playing on crutches...... I think they will edge it

Followed Forest long enough to realise that can be an accurate assessment.

 

[JangoJingo]

Don’t worry, I hear Toney’s has a tickle on a Forest win

 

[Est.1865]

I’d take a point here, squad not in good shape for this one.

 

[Flaggers]

This is what Ivan Toney did.

https://theguardian.com/football/2023/may/26/ivan-toney-bet-on-own-club-tried-to-conceal-gambling-fa-addiction-ban-brentford…

Industrial scale betting, betting against own team then lying about it.

The editorial from BBC Sky etc is obscene and the broadcasters creating a wankfest should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Strummer]

Ivan Toney can f*** off, as far as I‘m concerned.

I hope Murillo absolutely steams into him the first chance he gets and sticks one on him.

 

[I'm Red Till Dead]

He's been training since November apparently.

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He scored a hat trick for the B team last weekend against the Southampton U21s. He played for the B team in October and may have played for them regularly between those dates as far as I know. He is not going to be unfit is he.

 

[Bobby The Brain]

This is what Ivan Toney did.

https://theguardian.com/football/2023/may/26/ivan-toney-bet-on-own-club-tried-to-conceal-gambling-fa-addiction-ban-brentford…

Industrial scale betting, betting against own team then lying about it.

The editorial from BBC Sky etc is obscene and the broadcasters creating a wankfest should be ashamed of themselves.

4 year min ban in snooker

 

[theloner]

Betting against his own team then after the lengthy ban for that he says he wants to play for a good team sometime in the near future.

And Bees lap it up like honey

Brentford are really a bunch of cuckolds as well as swollen-headed.

A score on an away win please, Ivan. Cmon you red men!

 

[Rockabilly]

Great work on the thread title mods.

 

[Grass]

I hope he misses a penalty.
Gets a yellow card.
Then a straight red card.
Slips on his way down the tunnel and smashes his knackers.

All within the first 15 mins if he plays from the start.

 

[alabamared]

I hope he misses a penalty.
Gets a yellow card.
Then a straight red card.
Slips on his way down the tunnel and smashes his knackers.

All within the first 15 mins if he plays from the start.

Whats odds can you get for that?

 

[Wes' Organ]

Whats odds can you get for that?

If I were Paddy Power, I'd remove all bets including Toney for the publicity and to out him as a ****.

 

[Brian Fantana]