Odysseas Vlachodimos (and Pliers)

[SouthManchesterTree]

Yup, he’s that bad unfortunately

Freuler didn’t fit our style of play. Vlach doesn’t stop any shots going in. Big difference.

 

[Ashley]

Count Vlachula will be the new Harry Arter. No one in their right mind will pay any money for him, or come close to covering his wages. He's absolutely wank.

 

[incident]

I think he will be pretty easy to shift to a side in Europe.

Dunno.

Dundalk have found their keeper now.

 

[Statto]

You are Matildas Marinakis, and I claim my free Divok Origi Autograph.

Why do you keep calling him Matildas? It can't be autocorrect

 

[Robertson]

Count Vlachula will be the new Harry Arter. No one in their right mind will pay any money for him, or come close to covering his wages. He's absolutely wank.

Nah. Someone will pick him up. I’m willing to bet he’ll be playing for Greece in the Euros. He might even make a couple of saves. The handful of games he played for Forest will be largely forgotten by everyone but us.

 

[Erik]

So if he gets no satisfactory game time he's off?
I've got news for him. The game time he has had has been so far from satisfactory as to be out of sight.

 

[ARedChester]

So if he gets no satisfactory game time he's off?
I've got news for him. The game time he has had has been so far from satisfactory as to be out of sight.

I'm sure he will be snapped up after his "extensive highlights reel" has been distributed by his agent. Form an orderly queue please. The starting bid is 5 bottle tops.....

 

[Gyros Peter]

Shit the door on your way out.

Suspect we'll be looking for at least one other keeper in the summer... Turner said he will 'reassess' too if not getting games to keep hold of the USA spot.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Why do you keep calling him Matildas? It can't be autocorrect

Coz I own a bakery, so plausible deniability counts.

 

[valspoodle]

Prepare the gif, Strummer.

https://x.com/choria80/status/1757401774996980164?s=20

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Leaving? Oh heck!

 

[Timothy Pope]

..... he's still Greece's number one and I'm sure he'll have his suitors in the summer, thankfully!

here’s the Greek no2 goalkeeper

 

[TrickyTree101]

I am hoping against hope that someone is more stupid than us and takes him on - perhaps Big M can have a quite word with someone and reminds than hope deep the ocean is and how many boats he has and the health benefits of doing him a favour

 

[dr_horse]

In fairness to Oddy, I was watching the Brighton game back and he did make a save.

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[MaxiRobriguez]

stand back

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Real footage of Count trying to save a tame shot from 30 yards out.

 

[eyupmeduck]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1758136323331010570

Not happy and wants to leave, seeing some Stuttgart fans wanting him to come home, sure @Strummer won't be amongst them!

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[Strummer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1758136323331010570

Not happy and wants to leave, seeing some Stuttgart fans wanting him to come home, sure @Strummer won't be amongst them!

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[Rubics]

Swap for that striker lad seems fair………..

 

[Statto]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1758136323331010570

Not happy and wants to leave, seeing some Stuttgart fans wanting him to come home, sure @Strummer won't be amongst them!

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We aren't happy with him either, because he's crap.

Don't see all the tweets complaining.

 

[Strummer]

Swap for that striker lad seems fair………..

Get out.

 

[Est.1865]

Can’t be a shit house playing keeper. Get rid.

 

[Ashley]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1758136323331010570

Not happy and wants to leave, seeing some Stuttgart fans wanting him to come home, sure @Strummer won't be amongst them!

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"Vlachodimos, born in Stuttgart, is looking for a club where he will be the number 1."

Good luck with that Count, as anyone who has seen you play will definitely rate you as a proper number 2.

 

[Tobias]

You just know Vlach will turn up again in a few years and have the game of his life against us for whatever obscure European team we draw in the Europa League.

 

[PynchonForest]

Someone will buy him. He's an international with Champion's League experience. This won't be difficult to make happen.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

Someone will buy him. He's an international with Champion's League experience. This won't be difficult to make happen.

Rumours in the Greek press that there is interest for him from Germany and Italy.

 

[Trents]

The sooner we get this wage off the books the better