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Odysseas Vlachodimos (and Pliers)

Grenville 1898

Nicolás Domínguez - King of the Press
My cat's cousin from Transylvannia loves him (he's the one with the fancy cape)..

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ARedChester

First Team Squad
I’ll have you know, Germans love their dogs; many dote on them like children (or better than children) and feed them accordingly with the best ingredients.

Old Vlach wouldn’t get anywhere near a tin of Rinti Kennelfleisch, I can guarantee that.
Blondi and her owner would have had a unique way to sort Vlad out I am sure.
 

Farmer Jack

Stuart Pearce

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
Interest from Stuttgart for him

Sure this will delight Strummer
Strum is preparing a Benfica fan style essay to post on the VFB forums as we speak 😆
Funnily enough, his name has been bandied around because he is a former VfB youth player (I think I posted that when he signed) and played a couple of times for VfB in the 2015/16 season, before being discarded as he was deemed not good enough (sound familiar?)

For a goalkeeper, Stuttgart wants to sign the current incumbent, Alexander Nübel, who is on loan from FC Bayern (where, let us face it, he won‘t get a sniff) as Nübel is highly regarded and is enjoying his time in Stuggi.

I can tell you, on Vlach, the response from the main VfB forum was hardly resounding, shall we say.
 

Mr. Blonde

Jack Burkitt
Arter is never out of contract

There is a clause in his contract that states it will be extended every summer by one year unless the club can prove it null and void on grounds of the club's insanity, however as wanting to get rid of Arter is rational, this in itself proves sanity and so the club cannot terminate his contract

You could write a book, you really could
 

Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
He would never green light anything, he hates green. I'm surprised he hasn't demanded that the pitch be dyed.
That‘s the preseason tour of Ireland f**ked, then.
 

McKenzie

Geoff Thomas
We need to send a goodwill ambassador to the Benfica fan forums to apologise for the disdain we gave their fans on here when they warned us about this chap.

It was obvious the Benfica fans were not on the wind up from the way they posted. They were genuinely trying to be informative. The replies they got by some on here (not all) were a bit embarrassing. Seeing as literally everything they said turned out to be true within about 10 games.
 

Redemption

Agenda Benda
It was obvious the Benfica fans were not on the wind up from the way they posted. They were genuinely trying to be informative. The replies they got by some on here (not all) were a bit embarrassing. Seeing as literally everything they said turned out to be true within about 10 games.
It was the way they said it and the demand we should listen.

I said at the time, there wasn't anything we can do about it and if he's shit our fans will be quick enough to point t out.

Because we don't give a f*** what you think. What were you all expecting?

When he's shit in our goal, don't worry, he'll be crucified by our fans.

We've had more shit keepers than you've had bacalhau.
And so it turned out.
 

Larry Lansbury

Viv Anderson
I appreciate that not all signings are going to come off, all clubs have duds and big money flops. But I think generally keepers should be easier to scout? Outfield players can be impacted by systems, tactics, confidence of other players etc -but keepers u tend to get what u see. We’ve had Benfica fans telling us exactly his faults. Dreadful error to sign one dud keeper but 2!!
 

Robertson

Geoff Thomas
Five minutes away from a penalty shootout against Georgia to make the Euros with Greece. Stranger things have happened…
 
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