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New signing to be a record breaker!

Dan_Bristol

Grenville Morris
Really makes me laugh

Don't know who but its gonna smash the transfer record

Total Bolox


As i'm sure you are aware we have been linked with numerous amounts of strikers that could if signed, break our current transfer record.

The fact that i don't know who it may be is irrelevant, the rumour that we about to make a signing that shows intent, is in my opinion worth keeping an eye on.
 

888balluk

John Robertson
As i'm sure you are aware we have been linked with numerous amounts of strikers that could if signed, break our current transfer record.

The fact that i don't know who it may be is irrelevant, the rumour that we about to make a signing that shows intent, is in my opinion worth keeping an eye on.

A couple of paragraphs that mean nothing and have said nothing
 

Redsleepingbeauty

First Team Squad
Must admit, there were a few in the land of tw@tter calling Hooper just before the players flew out to Portugal, including footymadkev. Got a feeling there may be something in this. :hey:
 

★PsYcHoSpiKe★

John Robertson

Snikkles

First Team Squad
So, to summarise:

You're not ITK "none of this ITK bollox, i claim to be IKN (I know nothing!", you don't know who we're signing, when they're signing, but you do think it might be a striker, and that it also might be for a fee that breaks our previous transfer record.

Whilst defending yourself, you add "As i'm sure you are aware we have been linked with numerous amounts of strikers that could if signed, break our current transfer record. The fact that i don't know who it may be is irrelevant."

This wind-up has gone badly wrong for you, hasn't it? :LOL:
 

michael

Banned
As soon as I saw this thread title I expected to come and read endless punch lines and alternative humorous records the new signing could break... Severely disappointed
 

Snikkles

First Team Squad
I predict between that now and September, we'll sign at least one more player - and this pattern will quite possibly continue with occasional gaps until A) The zombie apocalypse finally happens and it turns out they all prefer cricket, or B) The winner of football is finally decided and so we all get bored and move on to something else..
 

Dan_Bristol

Grenville Morris
So, to summarise:

You're not ITK "none of this ITK bollox, i claim to be IKN (I know nothing!", you don't know who we're signing, when they're signing, but you do think it might be a striker, and that it also might be for a fee that breaks our previous transfer record.

Whilst defending yourself, you add "As i'm sure you are aware we have been linked with numerous amounts of strikers that could if signed, break our current transfer record. The fact that i don't know who it may be is irrelevant."

This wind-up has gone badly wrong for you, hasn't it? :LOL:

Sorry i fail to see your point, i did say it would be a striker, not may be a striker, i did say it would break our current transfer record, not may break the record.
I was replying to the chap who called 'total bolox' when i said we would make a record signing, and that i didn't know who the player in question was, we can all speculate.
When i say we have been linked to numerous amount of strikers, i was alluding, to the likes of Hooper, Austin, Rhodes, etc..
If i knew 100% whom is was, i would post it. :)

Not one for wind-ups, just a forum member passing comments on what transfer news i have heard, just the same as i would like to hear from others who may wish to post any info that they may have. How one takes the info, i.e with a pinch of salt, as a wind-up, or even as gospel is completely up to them.
 

888balluk

John Robertson
Look

I hope soooo much we sign hooper or a cut price Austin deal

But all these #itk Bolox is really wearing thin.

With 3 weeks left I'm happy with what we have so far.
 

Snikkles

First Team Squad
And as soon as somebody signs, guess what? a dozen 'ITK' footymadkev/Clive/Derek types will suddenly crawl out of their own holes, get all self-important and say "I TOLD you this before it happened!"... Omitting to say they never mentioned the name etc!

In Dan's own words "'m sure you are aware we have been linked with numerous amounts of strikers" - yes, yes we are, your point is when we sign one you deserve a round of applause? It could also "break our current transfer record" - yes, yes, again, we ALL know too that we've been after several strikers who would do this.

"The fact that i don't know who it may be is irrelevant" - Errm, yes actually, yes it is.

IN FACT THAT'S THE WHOLE f***ing PUCKING POINT DAN!!
 

Snikkles

First Team Squad
That tweet from Natalie is aimed at Billy - she's now in the car and on the way to nosh him off..
 

Dan_Bristol

Grenville Morris
Simple question then. Who have you 'heard it from' as you put?

It could be the tooth fairy for all i care, again its completely irrelevant, what difference could it possibly make to you?
You have already made it clear that you call 'total bolox' (which is slightly annoying as every time i quote it, i see it's spelt incorrectly!)

If i told you it was someone in the transfer food chain would you choose to believe it? or would you simply say in that case i should know who the player in question was?

Just enjoy the speculation, watch the story develop, and take your time to conjure up a pertinent response.
 

888balluk

John Robertson
It could be the tooth fairy for all i care, again its completely irrelevant, what difference could it possibly make to you?
You have already made it clear that you call 'total bolox' (which is slightly annoying as every time i quote it, i see it's spelt incorrectly!)

If i told you it was someone in the transfer food chain would you choose to believe it? or would you simply say in that case i should know who the player in question was?

Just enjoy the speculation, watch the story develop, and take your time to conjure up a pertinent response.

Lets hope your right

But please don't say I told you so if it comes off as every single one of us on here could of wrote exactly what you did without any info what so ever.
 
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