Nelson Oliveira

[valspoodle]

I had to ask a really keen type to leave our employ because he smelt so bad and the other employees wouldn't work with him. This was in a book shop and, of course, the customers were also starting to notice. Despite my entreaties he just couldn't or wouldn't improve.

This was smelly armpits, nothings to do with toilets etc. All noxious smells repel.

 

[Carlos]

I had to ask a really keen type to leave our employ because he smelt so bad and the other employees wouldn't work with him. This was in a book shop and, of course, the customers were also starting to notice. Despite my entreaties he just couldn't or wouldn't improve.

This was smelly armpits, nothings to do with toilets etc. All noxious smells repel.

I've had to have the chat with a couple of members of staff about hygiene. Definitely not something I thought I'd have to do as an adult.

I get it if you've been running around sweating all day, but turning up first thing smelling like king kongs scrotum is inexcusable.

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[Master Yates]

Some people on the tube in the morning (on their way in to work) smell so bad I dread to think what they smell like 9 hours later on the way back.

Smelly bastards. There’s no excuse for it, soap is cheap as f***.


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[Carlos]

Some people on the tube in the morning (on their way in to work) smell so bad I dread to think what they smell like 9 hours later on the way back.

Smelly bastards. There’s no excuse for it, soap is cheap as f***.


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It's like they can't smell themselves.

I remember the PE changing rooms at school. No matter how many times they were cleaned they smelt of Billy .Ocean, Knob Cheese and lynx Africa

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[Master Yates]

It's like they can't smell themselves.

I remember the PE changing rooms at school. No matter how many times they were cleaned they smelt of Billy .Ocean, Knob Cheese and lynx Africa

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I know, it’s bizarre. I know when I stink after I’ve been lazing around all weekend because I can smell it. Wouldn’t dream of pitching up to work in that state.


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[Carlos]

I know, it’s bizarre. I know when I stink after I’ve been lazing around all weekend because I can smell it. Wouldn’t dream of pitching up to work in that state.


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They must just not care. Some think whacking deodorant over a grotty arm pit fixes it

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[Carlos]

It worked! Not one mention of the actual topic again.

Turd flushed.

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[Statto]

Exactly, it just stinks of deodorant and whatever smell resulted from the exercise initially, so basically like year 9s.

The worst thing about toilets is when someone's absolutely splattered them and the whole bowl has been pebble dashed even after flushing it, that's a lot worse than someone doing a massive dump in there really.

 

[Carlos]

Exactly, it just stinks of deodorant and whatever smell resulted from the exercise initially, so basically like year 9s.

The worst thing about toilets is when someone's absolutely splattered them and the whole bowl has been pebble dashed even after flushing it, that's a lot worse than someone doing a massive dump in there really.

Christ that gives me some nightmares.

Although I will say from working in pubs, the womens toilets were more often than not in a worse state. One morning I went down to find shit on the actual cistern. The only answer for it is a lady has just bent over touched her toes and fired away. Horrible.

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[Maverick]

Just checked to see if we have signed Nelson, only to find out that a some woman has shit on a cistern.

This doesn't disappoint me.

 

[Senior Flange Technician]

Worse one I've heard is a story from the Man of Iron in Stabbo. Always been a rough pub but most lads are workers who have a few. Anyway, one night there's a girl in there, getting tipsy, loud and just being to much, upon being asked to leave she starts arguing, eventually she accepts she has to go but can't leave without leaving a present so she climbs onto the pool table, drops her kecks and lays a cable into the corner pocket.

 

[Strummer]

Worse one I've heard is a story from the Man of Iron in Stabbo. Always been a rough pub but most lads are workers who have a few. Anyway, one night there's a girl in there, getting tipsy, loud and just being to much, upon being asked to leave she starts arguing, eventually she accepts she has to go but can't leave without leaving a present so she climbs onto the pool table, drops her kecks and lays a cable into the corner pocket.

Pot Brown, you might say?

 

[Tobias]

Worse one I've heard is a story from the Man of Iron in Stabbo. Always been a rough pub but most lads are workers who have a few. Anyway, one night there's a girl in there, getting tipsy, loud and just being to much, upon being asked to leave she starts arguing, eventually she accepts she has to go but can't leave without leaving a present so she climbs onto the pool table, drops her kecks and lays a cable into the corner pocket.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Dirty brown please.

 

[Carlos]

I'll take the pink

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[BryanRoy]

Christ.

It's like a turd that simply will not flush.

Popped in here and some of the chatter has been rather interesting to say the least...


Wolves back in for Nelson. Alf flare sent.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

Popped in here and some of the chatter has been rather interesting to say the least...


Wolves back in for Nelson. Alf flare sent.

AEK firmly denied the rumours.

 

[Danga]

Some of you would never survive on site . The state of the toilets after the lads come in for a briefing would make a monkey blush.

But back in my youth when I worked at Wickes, it always amazed me when tradesmen came in, first thing, stinking of BO with muck under their nails and up their arms which was never fresh from that morning. Dirty pigs.

 

[Carlos]

Some of you would never survive on site . The state of the toilets after the lads come in for a briefing would make a monkey blush.

But back in my youth when I worked at Wickes, it always amazed me when tradesmen came in, first thing, stinking of BO with muck under their nails and up their arms which was never fresh from that morning. Dirty pigs.

Like I say that is understandable. I have worked on site. Seeing a bloke walk into an office smelling of cheese and Billy ocean is inexcusable.

You should see the portaloos on camp bastion more than just the 2 normal bodily fluids to be released in there

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[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Christ.

It's like a turd that simply will not flush.

 

[Red bandit]

I started reading this thread before I had my tea.

I have just finished eating it now.

 

[Carlos]

Thread title to be sponsored by Daz

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