Nelson Oliveira

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Shame. Frontline still looking woefully thin.

Right again Alf. Just to update you Nelson has now scored 8 goals in 10 league games since his move.

Crikey Alf, that's good, but it is a different league, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

Very true. However I think, considering he has already done the biz in this league, he would have done it for us, and would certainly have been a better way to spend 3m than........

.......yes, yes, we know. But you are right.

Is talking to yourself a sign of mentleness Alf?

Alf talks to who Alf wants to talk too. Besides, we are Billy Davies anyway aren't we?

Maybe we should lay off the apples.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

He started poorly and missed some games because of injuries, but he's grown better and better as the season progresses. Hard-working, very mobile, and a good finisher. Don't be fooled by the goals, though, there are some teams in our league that are League One level.

Incidentally, before his hat-trick in the last game, Oliveira had the exact same number of goals as Soudani.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

He started poorly and missed some games because of injuries, but he's grown better and better as the season progresses. Hard-working, very mobile, and a good finisher. Don't be fooled by the goals, though, there are some teams in our league that are League One level.

Incidentally, before his hat-trick in the last game, Oliveira had the exact same number of goals as Soudani.

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Boro were at L1 level last night.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

13 goals in 27 games this season for AEK Athens now.

Not mind-blowing, but still good enough. And considering his game & how Lamouchi plays, I think it's worth us looking at him for next year to provide an alternative or support option for Grabban.

Still only 28, and his game isn't paced based, so could get another 5-6 years from him easy.

 

[MASE]

13 goals in 27 games this season for AEK Athens now.

Not mind-blowing, but still good enough. And considering his game & how Lamouchi plays, I think it's worth us looking at him for next year to provide an alternative or support option for Grabban.

Still only 28, and his game isn't paced based, so could get another 5-6 years from him easy.

I like Oliveira, but would it be fair to say he's Grabban without the goals in our current set up.

Id prioritise bigger & stronger.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

With the forum talk of Grabban potentially going, Nelson is one of the few who I think would be available for a reasonable fee, and also fit Lamouchi's system

Would sooner keep Grabban, but I hope Nelson is at least on our radar. Finished the season with 14 league goals from 30 games.

Granted it's a softer league, but 9 goals under Dougie in half a season suggests to me he'd get 15+ under Lamouchi.

 

[GreeksBearingGifts]

AEK desperately want to renew his contract (it ends in the summer of 2021) but he doesn't want to do so before the end of the transfer window in October. Their DoF (the brother of Watford's new manager Vladan Ivic) is an ex-agent and a very hard bargainer.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Not really a fan of him as a main striker.

A willing runner and works hard but hits far too many shots off target and is generally not lethal enough.

Championship record of 103 games, 31 goals. Just over 3 games a goal. It's not bad but it's not Grabban.

 

[marshal99]

olivera is more than just a goalscorer like grabban, much better tecnically on the ball , cam beat players and better header of the ball.

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

olivera is more than just a goalscorer like grabban, much better tecnically on the ball , cam beat players and better header of the ball.

His aerial ability is something in particular which I think would be nice.

Also, he scores way more from outside the box than Grabs, which would probably suit us and be a nice alternative option.

 

[Eddie Yates]

His aerial ability is something in particular which I think would be nice.

Also, he scores way more from outside the box than Grabs, which would probably suit us and be a nice alternative option.

Alf, you’ve got a Jack Marriott size hard on for Nelson

To be fair he’s decent & I wouldn’t mind us bringing him in

 

[Alf-engelos Mindminackers]

Alf, you’ve got a Jack Marriott size hard on for Nelson

To be fair he’s decent & I wouldn’t mind us bringing him in

yeah but the Olivera ones not just an overplayed wind up

Like you, don't think he's a world beater, just a solid option who wouldn't cost the earth

 

[Haych]

I always thought Nelson was decent but if we have a lack of creativity again we need someone better than alright, Grabban scores so many for us ‘cause he’s arguably the best striker in this league over a number of years.

 

[marshal99]

olivers provided that creativity a lot that season since he was doing it alone. Grabban is a good goalscorer but that's all he is , he doesn't score outside the box and needs it on a plate inside the box.

 

[Erik]

Christ.

It's like a turd that simply will not flush.

 

[Carlos]

Christ.

It's like a turd that simply will not flush.

Use Daz.

When I was living in the block someone was the culprit/victim of the biggest monster I have ever seen in the bottom of a pan. We tried and tried to get rid but it wouldn't budge. Nobby just say there cuddling the u bend staring up at us.

Eventually we used Daz washing powder and it did the trick. Don't exactly know how, but I swear by it now for unblocking toilets or removing unwanted guests.

Anyway is Oliviera on the move again or is this just speculation?

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[EmmersonForest4]

Just to add I also think he would have been perfect last season and I cant believe we went for Mir over him. Anyway thats the past now and hoepefully shit Mendes inspired loans are of the past as well. We dont need him now we got Super Lyle Taylor but last season you will always think what could of happened had we just signed better players!!

 

[Steve Stone's Mullet]

If we play one up-top, he's not the man. We need our no.9 to score more than he does. I did like him, but don't think he suits our set up.

 

[BryanRoy22]

Use Daz.

When I was living in the block someone was the culprit/victim of the biggest monster I have ever seen in the bottom of a pan. We tried and tried to get rid but it wouldn't budge. Nobby just say there cuddling the u bend staring up at us.

Eventually we used Daz washing powder and it did the trick. Don't exactly know how, but I swear by it now for unblocking toilets or removing unwanted guests.

In a former workplace of mine, there was the most unhygienic woman who was responsible for causing dread whenever she entered the toilet at the top of the stairs beside our office. Everyone would turn and look at each other and go 'Oh God. Please. Not a shit..'.

Not only would she often leave the largest chocolate submarines I've ever seen, she never washed her hands and would be flushing the toilet as the door was opening. At that moment, the office would be engulfed by the horrific smell of her McDonald's breakfast. Some heaving would follow. And someone would have to get up and spray and then shut the toilet door.

The funniest part was when we'd see the Company Secretary, who was also her line manager, running around chucking buckets of water down the toilet to get things moving along. An old English gentleman, dressed so well, he'd be wiping his brow knowing who had committed the crime, and that he'd be receiving complaints if he didn't act on this. His little bucket trick worked too.

You couldn't talk to that woman either. She didn't take heed of hygiene hints, rudeness or direct advice. Somebody once bought her some mouthwash and deodorant for Christmas. No effect. Didn't get it.

We'd also spray the kitchen with Flash after she'd been there because she'd be coughing into the kettle, fridge and all over the worktop. There was only around 3 months in a year she didn't have a cough/cold and loved spreading it.

I got sick a lot in that office. When I left, I stopped getting so many colds. Wouldn't be surprised if she started Covid-19.

 

[Erik]

Use Daz.

When I was living in the block someone was the culprit/victim of the biggest monster I have ever seen in the bottom of a pan. We tried and tried to get rid but it wouldn't budge. Nobby just say there cuddling the u bend staring up at us.

Eventually we used Daz washing powder and it did the trick. Don't exactly know how, but I swear by it now for unblocking toilets or removing unwanted guests.

Anyway is Oliviera on the move again or is this just speculation?

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Thank you. I'll try it.

 

[Erik]

 

[Carlos]

In a former workplace of mine, there was the most unhygienic woman who was responsible for causing dread whenever she entered the toilet at the top of the stairs beside our office. Everyone would turn and look at each other and go 'Oh God. Please. Not a shit..'.

Not only would she often leave the largest chocolate submarines I've ever seen, she never washed her hands and would be flushing the toilet as the door was opening. At that moment, the office would be engulfed by the horrific smell of her McDonald's breakfast. Some heaving would follow. And someone would have to get up and spray and then shut the toilet door.

The funniest part was when we'd see the Company Secretary, who was also her line manager, running around chucking buckets of water down the toilet to get things moving along. An old English gentleman, dressed so well, he'd be wiping his brow knowing who had committed the crime, and that he'd be receiving complaints if he didn't act on this. His little bucket trick worked too.

You couldn't talk to that woman either. She didn't take heed of hygiene hints, rudeness or direct advice. Somebody once bought her some mouthwash and deodorant for Christmas. No effect. Didn't get it.

We'd also spray the kitchen with Flash after she'd been there because she'd be coughing into the kettle, fridge and all over the worktop. There was only around 3 months in a year she didn't have a cough/cold and loved spreading it.

I got sick a lot in that office. When I left, I stopped getting so many colds. Wouldn't be surprised if she started Covid-19.

I still have an irrational fear of doing a number 2 anywhere where someone else I know could walk in after. Spent 4 days at the in laws on the south coast and every morning walked down the sea front to use public toilets.

I was given the american pie nickname of shit break when I was at the pub. Used to use my break to nip over the road back home to use the facilities

Absolutely no idea how someone could do it and walk out without a care in the world

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[Maverick]

Morning!

 

[Harvey]

Use Daz.

When I was living in the block someone was the culprit/victim of the biggest monster I have ever seen in the bottom of a pan. We tried and tried to get rid but it wouldn't budge. Nobby just say there cuddling the u bend staring up at us.

Eventually we used Daz washing powder and it did the trick. Don't exactly know how, but I swear by it now for unblocking toilets or removing unwanted guests.

Anyway is Oliviera on the move again or is this just speculation?

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They are missing a trick not marketing this

They could get Danny Baker to do the "Daz unblock challenge"

 

[BryanRoy22]

I still have an irrational fear of doing a number 2 anywhere where someone else I know could walk in after. Spent 4 days at the in laws on the south coast and every morning walked down the sea front to use public toilets.

I was given the american pie nickname of shit break when I was at the pub. Used to use my break to nip over the road back home to use the facilities

Absolutely no idea how someone could do it and walk out without a care in the world

It's amazing how many people just have no self-awareness, combined with a lack of personal hygiene.

It's when their odours start invading my nasal passages that I can't help reacting.

Which normally involves scrunching my face up, and in the next motion raising my eyebrows and blowing out.

I'm the same as you, I will do anything I can to avoid taking a dump in public. Mainly because of damp arse cheeks and people are generally unclean so I don't trust the toilets.

If I do have to go because I'm desperate, I'll spray the f*** out of it with air freshener too.