Mouldy Old Joe Kinnear - the Saviour!

[ynot_forest]

.....of Newcastle United

Newcastle have confirmed Joe Kinnear as their new interim manager.

 

[WNYForest]

That will placate the restless Geordies I'm sure

 

[Randy Bumgardener]

WTF !!!!!!!!!!!! The saviour eh lol

 

[The Maniacal Megatron]

rofl

 

[FBS]

Irons in the fire

 

[winnits]

f*** me; they really are a laughing stock!

 

[cal- loyal fan]

Cant belive how desperate they can be!!!! god i feel sorry for newcastly fans!

 

[OnsideBrianRice]

I wonder if he will drink a bucket of guinness on the centre spot if he keeps them up and single handedly wipe £45million off their debt mountain in a matter of 9 months?

 

[Lizardinho]

I just heard this - it's hilarious!

 

[Davie]

I wonder if he will drink a bucket of guinness on the centre spot if he keeps them up and single handedly wipe £45million off their debt mountain in a matter of 9 months?

I thought Mike Ashley cleared all the debt?

Oh, and HAHA!

 

[congo_red_49]

I suddenly like the BBC. Their first paragraph reads:-

Newcastle have named former Wimbledon and Luton Town manager Joe Kinnear as their interim boss until the end of October, succeeding Kevin Keegan.

Hurrah! former Wimbledon and Luton! No metnion oif his stint with us until much further down the article :

 

[krakk]

LOL

 

[Rich]

They do still have a rather large debt.

He's clearly been brought in to reduce that.

This is brilliant!

Time to look for a Newcastle forum!

 

[andyred]

Kinnear and Megson in the top flight. :wacko: I'm starting to think it isn't as elite as everyone says it is.

Now we just need David Pratt to take over Spurs and the trio is complete.

 

[Daniel]

The world has gone mad!

 

[Stratty]

I'm going to back him to do OK actually. Managed to dig us out of trouble when we were in turmoil (albeit not quite as bad). I know he then dug the hole again the season and put Alan Rogers in it but still.

The could have appointed Paul Jewell so it could have been worse for them.

 

[Tutts]

Surely your Joking 'ere?

 

[Anthony]

This is hilarious!  

 

[Brolin]

Yesterday, while discussing the next Newcastle manager with a Toon supporting friend of mine, he expressed disappointment at how low they'd gone by looking for Terry Venables.

I asked who could be on a list below Terry Venables.

Now I know.

 

[Stratty]

Surely your Joking 'ere? 

We'll see, if he flops (such an obvious joke) then yes I am joking. :wink:

 

[winnits]

We'll see, if he flops (such an obvious joke) then yes I am joking. :wink:

Whoosh

 

[t0mm]

God help them.

 

[Brolin]

Having thought about it, have a look at Ashley's list:

Keegan
Dalglish
Hoddle
Venables
Kinnear

It's like he hasn't watched football for ten years and thinks that they're all on the top of their game still! ;D

 

[Tutts]

Whoosh

:yes:

 

[Stratty]

:yes:

I've just looked back, I'm glad I didn't see it first time it was that bad.

I am also suicidal that I have now understood it.