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KEEPER CRISIS: Turner versus Vlachodemus.

Who would you start between the sticks?

  • Turner the Turnip

  • Vlach the Vampire

  • Hennessy, will he ever get a game

  • Shelvey, the good one

  • Worrall the Warrior

  • Onions


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congo_red_49

Ale Ape
Sorry, but I can't help thinking...
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Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion
It’s like being asked whether you want to be shot, or hung.
 

SandyReid

A. Trialist
does anybody know which keepers mendes has on his roster?

That’s probably our best bet

2nd best bet would be SOS Keylor

3rd would be restoring Horvath. I think if he’d not been on our books he’d be the kind of champo keeper to sign, has actual recent clean sheet experience. And I think he has more personality he’s like this oddball Scando American
 

David!

First Team Squad
I thought Turners kicking was a lot better yesterday and it looked like it has been something that has been worked on. Shame about the goal though. I can't help but feel for him after an error. He looked broken.

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Strummer

Socialismo O Muerte!
LTLF Minion

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
My dads a Sunderland fan and their keeper is Patterson. Ive seen him a few times and I rate him much hgher than Vlach or Turner. Vlach and Turner are so bad that I would be upset if they were our keepers in the championship. In fact I know people wont agree but Horvath has played better for Forest than those in my opinion.

@Bonfy177 :hug:
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
@Bonfy177 what 09? Should we gerrim in? 🤔
I know nothing about Sunlun or their keepers

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BUT, and there’s always a but, after the Derby defeat one of my neighbours slated Patterson, “12m I can‘t drive but I’d give him a lift” ( I’ve removed the 23 swear words he also used in the aforementioned quote.

So it’s a yes from me gerrum in he fits the profile 🙃
 

Young Mule

First Team Squad
If it weren't for the possible points deduction i still think we could get away without having a new keeper until next season.
We can't afford to be giving the opposition a guaranteed goal a game every match though.
I'd take the Sunderland Goalie or Sam Johnstone over what we have now. Sell Vlach and keep Turner for Backup.
I do feel bad for Turner with how worried he looks all the time
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
I know nothing about Sunlun or their keepers

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BUT, and there’s always a but, after the Derby defeat one of my neighbours slated Patterson, “12m I can‘t drive but I’d give him a lift” ( I’ve removed the 23 swear words he also used in the aforementioned quote.

So it’s a yes from me gerrum in he fits the profile 🙃
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⬆️Worra bout ⬆️ 🤔
 

congo_red_49

Ale Ape
If it weren't for the possible points deduction i still think we could get away without having a new keeper until next season.
We can't afford to be giving the opposition a guaranteed goal a game every match though.
I'd take the Sunderland Goalie or Sam Johnstone over what we have now. Sell Vlach and keep Turner for Backup.
I do feel bad for Turner with how worried he looks all the time
Even without the points deduction, we very much need a new keeper, for the fans, the mood, team morale, Nuno's sanity and job security...etc.
At this stage I'd take the lad from Sunderland, Johnstone, Jed Steer (who is without a club), the drummer from Def Leppard, a shop mannequin or a traffic cone over Tina or Count Vlach.
 

Cortez the Killer

Impressive member
The ironic thing is that the threat of a points deduction might prompt us to spend money in January, when as we all know player valuations are inflated and it's not ideal to look for reinforcements. FFP is a joke.

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Young Mule

First Team Squad
Even without the points deduction, we very much need a new keeper, for the fans, the mood, Nuno's saity and job security...etc.
At this stage I'd take the lad from Sunderland, Johnstone, Jed Steer (who is without a club), the drummer from Def Leppard, a shop mannequin or a traffic cone over Tina or Count Vlach.
I was just on about staying in the league. I agree with your other points
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON

Captain Sinister

Senior doom Monger
If it weren't for the possible points deduction i still think we could get away without having a new keeper until next season.
We can't afford to be giving the opposition a guaranteed goal a game every match though.
I'd take the Sunderland Goalie or Sam Johnstone over what we have now. Sell Vlach and keep Turner for Backup.
I do feel bad for Turner with how worried he looks all the time
Sell Vlach?
Sell... what for money?
He will be here until his contract ends... like Arter.
He is one of the untouchables... no other team will touch him.
I bet we can't even get anyone to take him on loan.
When i think of the great goalies I have watched play for Forest since I started going in 1962, I shake my head in despair at the useless twats we now have on the books as No.1 and No. 2
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
🤮, he’s one I can’t stand, dirty player tries to do other players, needs his fronts knocking out, needs to get him sen in the Tram Car Inn there’s a few in there who’d oblige 🤔.
Put me second in the queue behind you pal.

He's the kinda tw@t that'll end up playing for Derby County at some point.
 

Bonfy177

LTLF MORON
Put me second in the queue behind you pal.

He's the kinda tw@t that'll end up playing for Derby County at some point.
He’d suit em down ta the ground. wor Yatesy is a tw@t but he’s our tw@t and doesn’t try and hurt anyone he just niggles and plays the game, but this little ball bag would do ya in a flash then laugh.
 

Rockabilly

GAFF LAD. "Open your knees and feel the breeze"
He’d suit em down ta the ground. wor Yatesy is a tw@t but he’s our tw@t and doesn’t try and hurt anyone he just niggles and plays the game, but this little ball bag would do ya in a flash then laugh.
Tw@ts like him need teaching a lesson.
 
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